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I did kind of eat a lunch I guess. It was some shredded cheddar melted on top of triscuits with hot pepper flakes
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i should have taken a picture. it was a sad office lunch
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Jun 24, 2015 02:18
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Jun 24, 2015 02:28
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or how your day was, what you had for lunch. etc. byob, I didn't have lunch today. I completely skipped it. I was also supposed to interview someone for a hire today and they stood me up, no call or anything. So thanks for flying the red flag early, I guess, but I could've gone to lunch instead.
I skipped lunch too, and felt like crap because of it. I did have a fair amount of sour patch kids, tho. they were goood!
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Jun 24, 2015 02:53
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the inside of your mouth is gonna get tore up with those sour patch kids
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Jun 24, 2015 02:54
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i should have taken a picture. it was a sad office lunch
My office lunch today was herb encrusted steak with home made buttered noodles with fresh romano and stuffed peppers. It sucks, that your office lunch isn't that good.
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Jun 24, 2015 03:17
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The steak was smothered with a fantasy of shallots. I don't know what shallots are but I know they're more expensive than what I can afford.
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Jun 24, 2015 03:19
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I eat really fancy food off of plastic plates and then throw the plate like a frisbee out of my penthouse office window after writing "It sucks that you're poor" on it in a marker that writes in liquefied gold.
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Jun 24, 2015 03:21
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I'm really thinking about canceling my economist subscription because I haven't read a single one in like 2 months but it makes me feel like an illiterate idiot. I mean, if I keep the subscription and don't read them I'm still an illiterate idiot who's also poorer, but there's always a chance I'll read it...
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Jun 24, 2015 03:30
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a fantasy of olives
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Jun 24, 2015 03:36
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Fantasy O'Volivez
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Jun 24, 2015 04:02
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i love you, cumt
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Jun 24, 2015 04:08
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the economist is dumb
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Jun 24, 2015 04:11
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The name is dumb, for sure. The Economist. Ok. Read my magazine about medicine. It's called The Doctor.
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Jun 24, 2015 04:16
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I'm really thinking about canceling my economist subscription because I haven't read a single one in like 2 months but it makes me feel like an illiterate idiot. I mean, if I keep the subscription and don't read them I'm still an illiterate idiot who's also poorer, but there's always a chance I'll read it...
Make a habit of stopping by the library when you finish work and don't have any plans and aren't hungry yet, and read their copy for free. Best of both worlds - occasionally reading it, and not paying.
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Jun 24, 2015 04:21
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The name is dumb, for sure. The Economist. Ok. Read my magazine about medicine. It's called The Doctor.
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Jun 24, 2015 06:15
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I'm really thinking about canceling my economist subscription because I haven't read a single one in like 2 months but it makes me feel like an illiterate idiot. I mean, if I keep the subscription and don't read them I'm still an illiterate idiot who's also poorer, but there's always a chance I'll read it...
there are two versions of the economist and this is a test....the one you buy is full of fake advice. (if you have a real one and some one wants to borrow it you have to let them)
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Jun 24, 2015 07:07
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i should have taken a picture. it was a sad office lunch
still sounds better than lean cuisine
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Jun 24, 2015 13:58
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a fantasy of olives
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Jun 24, 2015 16:47
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One day nearer spring
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my little mortimer!
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Jun 24, 2015 20:32
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ok well if i wake up tomorrow and gunky junket hasn't posted in this thread i'm gonna unsticky and then if she posts in it again we'll go from there.
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Jun 25, 2015 02:46
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i finally found it, it was part of al's posting rehabilitation in gbs. he posted these around with his email
I got one email it was the school asking me not to put up flyers on their billboards without permission.
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Jun 25, 2015 04:39
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I eat really fancy food off of plastic plates and then throw the plate like a frisbee out of my penthouse office window after writing "It sucks that you're poor" on it in a marker that writes in liquefied gold.
thanku for the plates i lick for nourishment
ty bacalou!
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Jun 25, 2015 05:12
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I got one email it was the school asking me not to put up flyers on their billboards without permission.
Wait you really put those out in the real world?
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jun 25, 2015 05:22
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i would too
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Jun 25, 2015 05:38
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if you have a great dick, a good way to post is by: post your dick
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Jun 25, 2015 05:48
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Wait you really put those out in the real world?
lol why not?
It didn't have my main email on it it was just a sub email with no identification.
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Jun 25, 2015 07:49
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I forgot about that and it is still really funny. I am glad you cooperated Al Borland. Do you have any advice on how to persuade gunky junket to post more in this thread?
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Jun 25, 2015 08:36
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Has anyone said "brevity" yet?
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Jun 25, 2015 13:43
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inri called me an old retard yesterday he might mean it though but probably not maybe though?
he might have meant it. but you were chill about it so it went away instead of turning into a thing.
if gunky junket is reading this, if someone says something to you on the internet you get to choose whether that becomes a huge drama or if it is a non event and everyone moves on with their day. big dramas can result in probings or bannings, so it's in your best interest to ignore and move on
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jun 25, 2015 14:58
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somegood advice in here, anyway, if gunky junket wants to post here she can, but i'm unstickying until she comes back
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The qualities of the posts that seem objectionable to me are:
1) They're long
2) They include lots of pictures
3) They include uncomfortably intimate appeals to particular posters (I understand that GJ was probably just joking about being infatuated with Franco, but it was still weird)
4) They don't "play along" with the tone or content of the thread they're in
5) They are objectionable in bulk. One long post here or there isn't weird, but when you chain a bunch of them together it gives the uncomfortable impression that you're out of control
i don't know whether this is right, but there it is
I think it's right. #4 is definitely true but developing that into something GJ can identify and work on seems difficult. #3 I want to emphasize because I have a visceral revulsion to this quality of her posts. Not even so much the inappropriate and creepy sexual comments (though, yeah, wtf) but just the intense false familiarity. She might drop into the middle of an ongoing discussion, quote (let's say) FluffieDuckie and reply like "LOL Fluffers I can't believe youd say something like that!" (followed by 1000 more disjointed sentences). It's not only an inappropriate tone but is somehow horrific to me.
Anyway in PM she has asked me for specific feedback on some of her posts, which I think is an encouraging response that she's willing to identify things to change (or is just a way to get attention for her posts, but benefit of the doubt). I don't have the time or effort or willpower to do this though, it's hard enough to understand one PM, and besides that's what I was hoping she could use this BYOB thread for. Some of these had notes next to them to explain context but I'm removing them because I'm reposting this without her permission and besides if your post needs a note explaining it, you already know it was a bad post. She noted that these are not a "best of" compilation, I think it's meant to just be an eclectic sampling, which is exactly appropriate.
Well BYOB, if anyone wants to critique even just one or two of these maybe it would help?? Even if it's just to say "This post is fine, it's nice and short" or "This post would fit in in BYOB but it's not right for a gray forum because ____"
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RideTheSpiral posted:
look how bad your post is
Let's have a look at you instead, eh.
RideTheSpiral, clearly you are the.. ahhh.. the sort of guy whose first thought, when faced with a post like "I just ate a bunch of Rowan Atkinson's cum", would be much like...
No doubt your mind relished in the thought, perhaps your mouth even watered. That's fine.. each to their own.
It's just that you need to understand that there are people who, unlike yourself, aren't so keen on the thought of having a mouthful of Rowan Atkinson's cum. That doesn't mean anybody is wrong, just that people are different to you, is all.
Now those people may well make a word association, of something peculiar in the post (like a mouthful of Rowan Atkinson's cum isn't already odd enough), to perhaps make the thought more, shall we say, more palatable to stomach. I am one of those people different to you, RideTheSpiral.
Besides that, how often do you say/hear "a bunch of sperm"? And how often do you say/hear "a bunch of grapes"? It's not too much of a stretch to liken it to a bunch of grapes.. lol 'coz that's what a fkn bunch is!
Anyway, I'm terribly sorry to have ruined your thoughts of your mouth being filled with a bunch of Rowan Atkinson's cum with my inconsiderate thoughts of a bunch of sweet juicy grapes. My sincerest apologies, RideTheSpiral.. hopefully your imagination can re-group and you can once again salivate as you savour your homoerotic daydreams about eating cum.
So I think there's kind of a weird focus on ejaculate here. The original crass joke that started it was a bit up, where someone said they weren't 'full of beans' implying they were tired, and someone else offhanded replied 'I'm full of beans, but that's because I ate Rowan Atkinson's cum.' which is a reference to Mr. Bean.
Taking it and just going on this long tirade didn't seem to really ingratiate GJ to anybody in the thread, and it lacked even the tiny bit of humor the original comment had (reminding everybody that yes, Rowan Atkinson did play a character named Mr. Bean.) Repeating somebody else's joke over and over didn't make it funnier and it also didn't really insult the posters... I mean, I don't think it's particularly damning criticism. It's not like they were even huge Rowan Atkinson fans or something.
Maybe the issue is getting too defensive. But even so it was still a weird direction to take things in. Also it's kind of just a long and drawn out 'your gay' post, which is you know, obviously kind of homophobic and weird.
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i dont this kind of gross humor
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Gross stuff can be funny but it's tuff to get right- it has to be REALLY shocking and absurd, and you gotta get the pacing on long posts right
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