Tasteless Tattoos: Its like a play on words n shit

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May Contain Nuts: Sep 12, 2007; but still delicious

Karma Monkey posted:

I found this while GISing trucker tats. WTF is it? An angry anthropomorphic Sawzall??? What does it have to do with a thing called "mini trucking"?

This is awesome, unironically

# ? Jun 22, 2015 23:08

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# ? May 23, 2024 16:00

Karma Monkey: Sep 6, 2005; I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

May Contain Nuts posted:

This is awesome, unironically

I guess? It kinda reminds me of a sawshark. It's not a terrible tat, especially once you become desensitized after looking at this thread for awhile. haha

# ? Jun 22, 2015 23:18

Purgatory Glory: Feb 20, 2005

Zaphod42 posted:

Facebook just delivered a tasteless tattoo megadump to me

http://blog.tattoodo.com/2015/05/40-clever-uses-body-parts-tattoos/?utm_source=FB_Pages&utm_medium=Blog_Link&utm_campaign=Tattoodo_Content

Some choice ones:

There's some other great ones but they're mildly NSFW so I'll let you click the link if you care to see more

I cringe at the client from work who has a mustache on his finger, this bitch should just end it now.

# ? Jun 22, 2015 23:55

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jun 23, 2015 05:50

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

I sort of like the connect-the-dots one, though I'm sure it's not original.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 06:02

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Say Nothing posted:

COWBOY UP BOWCOY UP COWBOYU UP

# ? Jun 23, 2015 06:47

Evilreaver: Feb 26, 2007; GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!; Dinosaur Gum

# ? Jun 25, 2015 08:25

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Say Nothing posted:

"Wanna know how I got this tattoo?"

# ? Jun 25, 2015 08:52

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

# ? Jun 25, 2015 21:27

Karma Monkey: Sep 6, 2005; I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

It's actually well done, but I feel like it belongs here because it's supposed to be a swimmer themed tat and all I can think of is autistic reptiloid.

# ? Jun 25, 2015 22:19

Cage: Jul 17, 2003; www.revivethedrive.org

It belongs here because that puzzle piece would never fit inside that space. :argh:

# ? Jun 25, 2015 22:38

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:21

Sock Weasel: Sep 13, 2010

1500 words on why someone got a lovely upsidedown semicolon.

"Another thing: my tattoo is just slightly crooked when I look at it. It�s parallel with my arm, but crooked when I look down at it. At first that bothered me. And then I remembered that life�s a little crooked, too. And now I love it even more." :what:

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:23

Dr. Lunchables: Dec 27, 2012; IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

Snowy posted:

a meta tattoo? someone please post more pictures like this

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:29

fullroundaction: Apr 20, 2007; Drink beer every day

Snowy posted:

I ... I think I love this

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:32

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Snowy posted:

yes

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:40

Centripetal Horse: Nov 22, 2009; Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Sock Weasel posted:

This would be a great tattoo for someone with Crohn's disease.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:44

Karma Monkey: Sep 6, 2005; I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Sock Weasel posted:

1500 words on why someone got a lovely upsidedown semicolon.

"Another thing: my tattoo is just slightly crooked when I look at it. It�s parallel with my arm, but crooked when I look down at it. At first that bothered me. And then I remembered that life�s a little crooked, too. And now I love it even more."

I could never deal with someone like that in real life. It would be :words:

and then

Snowy posted:

hahahaha It's truly terrible, but I can't hate it.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:02

CroatianAlzheimers: Jun 15, 2009; I can't remember why I'm mad at you...

Centripetal Horse posted:

This would be a great tattoo for someone with Crohn's disease.

This deserves special notice right here.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 02:10

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Centripetal Horse posted:

This would be a great tattoo for someone with Crohn's disease.

http://www.healthyplace.com/blogs/speakingoutaboutselfinjury/2014/03/28/self-harm-semicolon-project/
It's about :suicide:

# ? Jun 26, 2015 02:16

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jun 26, 2015 02:18

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Say Nothing posted:

Looks like Redd Foxx

Snowy has a new favorite as of 02:30 on Jun 26, 2015

# ? Jun 26, 2015 02:26

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Snowy posted:

http://www.healthyplace.com/blogs/speakingoutaboutselfinjury/2014/03/28/self-harm-semicolon-project/
It's about

I was thinking it was part of the Skin project, but this makes more sense. That's sad.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 02:34

Aperture Priority: May 4, 2009; _~~*^~~Is Dream^~~*~_~

Centripetal Horse posted:

This would be a great tattoo for someone with Crohn's disease.

A friend of mine is getting a section of his lower intestine removed and he's going to do exactly this.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 02:36

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Say Nothing posted:

Snowy posted:

Looks like Redd Foxx

"Hear that, did you Elizabeth? Coming to join you, I am!"

# ? Jun 26, 2015 02:52

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

"Hear that, did you Elizabeth? Coming to join you, I am!"

Big Dummy, You are

# ? Jun 26, 2015 03:09

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

Snowy posted:

I approve this message.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 03:41

Centripetal Horse: Nov 22, 2009; Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

CroatianAlzheimers posted:

This deserves special notice right here.

I'm here all week.

Aperture Priority posted:

A friend of mine is getting a section of his lower intestine removed and he's going to do exactly this.

Huh. I thought I was kidding.

# ? Jun 26, 2015 03:52

Legislacerator: Dec 26, 2006; 1 W1LL H4V3 ORD3R 1N TH1S RUMPUSBLOCK!

So I question people's priorities sometimes. This 19yr old kid is recently homeless and posts about it anytime they have wifi, has asked people for money, and apparently seems to be spending it on drugs and alcohol and really lovely tattoos. You talk about how you can't get food, but you totally have time/money to pay a friend for a stick-n-poke.

I feel kinda bad for posting this, and at the same time don't because this kid is just full of bad decisions.

:nws:

http://imgur.com/6xIsTvj :nws:

for titties

# ? Jun 26, 2015 21:42

Dr. Lunchables: Dec 27, 2012; IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

Legislacerator posted:

So I question people's priorities sometimes. This 19yr old kid is recently homeless and posts about it anytime they have wifi, has asked people for money, and apparently seems to be spending it on drugs and alcohol and really lovely tattoos. You talk about how you can't get food, but you totally have time/money to pay a friend for a stick-n-poke.

I feel kinda bad for posting this, and at the same time don't because this kid is just full of bad decisions.

http://imgur.com/6xIsTvj for titties

That kid has tits.

# ? Jun 27, 2015 01:55

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Lord Frisk posted:

That kid has tits.

Dirrrty tits

# ? Jun 27, 2015 02:15

JEEVES420: Feb 16, 2005; The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Lord Frisk posted:

That kid has tits.

made me feel dirty clicking the link. Dirty like her tits.

# ? Jun 27, 2015 02:23

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jun 27, 2015 02:23

Dr. Lunchables: Dec 27, 2012; IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

Oh poo poo, that's a woman? I thought it was gynecomastia

# ? Jun 27, 2015 03:18

Bippie Mishap: Oct 12, 2012

Legislacerator posted:

I feel kinda bad for posting this, and at the same time don't because this kid is just full of bad decisions.

His hormones are a hot mess give him some slack. These are the ones you notice because they can't deal. Think about how many hide it and go on to be governor of NJ.

# ? Jun 27, 2015 03:23

EvilGenius: May 2, 2006; Death to the Black Eyed Peas

Say Nothing posted:

I'm convinced this was originally meant to be Samuel L Jackson, it went wrong, so they turned it into Yoda.

# ? Jun 27, 2015 16:04

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jun 29, 2015 11:09

OldMemes: Sep 5, 2011; I have to go now. My planet needs me.

Why get the most boring mascot ever tattooed on you? I hope Pringles is at least sponsoring him or something.

# ? Jun 29, 2015 12:04

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Legislacerator posted:

So I question people's priorities sometimes. This 19yr old kid is recently homeless and posts about it anytime they have wifi, has asked people for money, and apparently seems to be spending it on drugs and alcohol and really lovely tattoos. You talk about how you can't get food, but you totally have time/money to pay a friend for a stick-n-poke.

I feel kinda bad for posting this, and at the same time don't because this kid is just full of bad decisions.

http://imgur.com/6xIsTvj for titties

I'm impressed that you got through almost that whole post without using a gender identifier.

# ? Jun 29, 2015 12:38

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# ? May 23, 2024 16:00

dexter6: Sep 22, 2003

Gaunab posted:

I'm impressed that you got through almost that whole post without using a gender identifier.

Had the same thought

# ? Jun 29, 2015 14:37

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