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Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

Samizdata posted:

Man, is that lunch meat or a date?

Both :getin:

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bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Samizdata posted:

Man, is that lunch meat or a date?

Dinner and a show

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Samizdata posted:

Man, is that lunch meat or a date?

Man, you can black widow that poo poo after you're done having fun with it.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Samizdata posted:

Man, is that lunch meat or a date?

It's clearly after the date

Shoozy
Apr 11, 2007

Detective Thompson posted:

Man, you can black widow that poo poo after you're done having fun with it.

This broke me. Stop the Internet.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Samizdata posted:

Man, is that lunch meat or a date?

Yes.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006


Ok, gotta get one now.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Even fat guys need to not skip leg day.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Seriously, who keeps making these balloons?

TheHomerTax
Dec 26, 2012

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Say Nothing posted:

Seriously, who keeps making these balloons?



Someone who knows EXACTLY what they're doing.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Mike looks so drat proud of himself

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Mike looks so drat proud of himself

Well, wouldn't you?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Eh, I've seen longer

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




A blonde bear with a job at disney and a dick long enough to choke a sword swallower?

He should come clubbing one night, he'd be treated like royalty.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

RandomFerret posted:

A blonde bear with a job at disney and a dick long enough to choke a sword swallower?

He should come clubbing one night, he'd be treated like royalty.

ehhh, he's kind of a dickhead.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Looks a bit limp to me tbh

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Looks a bit limp to me tbh

Well yeah, it's actually prehensile.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


She looks perfectly normal to me :shrug:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

This election season is going to be one of the shining moments of my entire life. This man is a godsend of hilarity.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
That shouldn't be 1/1000th as funny as it is :v:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

There's a snake in my poo!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Well you see people's diets weren't so good in the Old West

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

obamarunsforthirdterm.jpg

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


What is that even supposed to be? I guess you can make the case that the long one by woody is supposed to be rope/lasso, but the poop piles?

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Away all Goats posted:

What is that even supposed to be? I guess you can make the case that the long one by woody is supposed to be rope/lasso, but the poop piles?

The worst tumbleweeds? All I've got.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Rocks? Tremendous piles of poo poo so big Woody is baffled and terrified at the thought of what might have left them?

I mean, it's probably supposed to be rocks done within the limited medium that is grocery store frosting, but giant shits is pretty funny.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

VendaGoat posted:

There's a snake in my poo!

Somebody's poisoned the waterhole :haw:

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
He just looks so proud of himself. "Yup, that's right. You know how they say everything's bigger in Texas?"

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
He looks exhausted

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

death .cab for qt posted:

Somebody's poisoned the waterholemy rear end in a top hat! :haw:

FTFY.

Man he does not look relieved to be as empty as he is. No wonder that dude is skinny.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

:monocle:

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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