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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

wow gj idiots, now youre stuck on top of the building with no guns or gear

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jizzy sillage
Aug 13, 2006

Cool trick though.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

diarmuidqq posted:

Cool trick though.

this ones better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyF5tbN8iXw

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Phanatic posted:

I wish all cops could shoot that well. I wish I could shoot that well

Tiny
Oct 26, 2003
My leg hurts....

Bolow posted:

They really loving hate car thieves in south america http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=442_1422932450 :nws:

I think he actually shot him in the throat around the 18 second mark when the cop was up close. The rest of the video is just the cop chasing down his kill until blood loss took it's toll.

Still though... Dat Arterial Spray.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

told you he was a squirter

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Tiny posted:

I think he actually shot him in the throat around the 18 second mark when the cop was up close. The rest of the video is just the cop chasing down his kill until blood loss took it's toll.
Looking at it again, you might be right... but drat, that guy meant business. Bike->gun->sprint->more gun->got it. That is some ice-blooded poo poo.

Nucken Futz
Oct 30, 2010

by Reene

Yes, the Soviet perspective usually trumps all others

sky shark
Jun 9, 2004

CHILD RAPE IS FINE WHEN I LIKE THE RAPIST
Titled: this pt belt poo poo is getting out of hand

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Huh, it's like the South American cops knew we were talking about them lately. :munch:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ec_1435096058

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I like how those guys do business.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

im the very good doggy


lol LA cops don't have poo poo on this. (rest in piss)

Chinatown fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Jun 26, 2015

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Duke Chin posted:

Huh, it's like the South American cops knew we were talking about them lately. :munch:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ec_1435096058

20 years isocube for stealing! You threw a helmet at me? THATS ASSAULT! Execution.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
the two kids he shot up survived and the cop was arrested tho

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
And we're all mandatory gay everyone!

http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/breaking_supreme_court_rules_same_sex_marriage_nationwide_to_be_law_of_the_land

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Man, every time I read the dissenters list, I know that fat Tony Soprano looking prick is gonna be there.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Wasabi the J posted:

Man, every time I read the dissenters list, I know that fat Tony Soprano looking prick is gonna be there.

That fat gently caress is 79. He has to die one of these days.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That fat gently caress is 79. He has to die one of these days.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/26/antonin-scalia-dissent_n_7671110.html

I think he's lost his fuckin' mind.

Also, if you're still in, make sure your newlyweds get their twinks and pinks put in DEERS now.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

.moving this reply to current events

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
Scalia's grandson got kicked out of my uni after one semester for some apparently batshit frat (pike?) activities

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Duke Chin posted:

Huh, it's like the South American cops knew we were talking about them lately. :munch:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ec_1435096058

:stare:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
I can't believe that they are using women as traffic cones.

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011

Ogrel72 posted:

God this guy is smug as gently caress.

If that's who I think it is, that dude has a sound clip saying "gee willickers, we got ourselves a new subscriber" that automatically plays every time someone subs. It's as annoying as it sounds.


Don't let any SGMs see that or it will be our new uniform.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




Lol, this is GiP, gay is the status quo.

thetechnoloser
Feb 11, 2003

Say hello to post-apocalyptic fun!
Grimey Drawer
Clarence Thomas' dissent was even MORE WTF.





On the subject of Centam/Southam CopChat, when I arrived here to Honduras and was on the bus to Soto Cano AB from Tegucigalpa a couple months ago, we got stopped by a Honduran Special Tactics team of some flavor conducting a checkpoint, all wearing ski masks, and I was legit scared for a second. They had people at gunpoint-to-their-heads at the side of the road.

But then they saw our DynCorp driver driving the bus and gave him a big thumbs up, a ¡HOLA SENOR!, and DynCorp Honduran driver buddy promptly noped us the gently caress out of there.

Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.
lol good news we got your car back mam'm

terrez
Mar 20, 2012
hurray for gay

https://www.facebook.com/prinzmarcus/videos/vb.104653344178/10152141831394179/?type=2&theater

aioli is just mayo
Aug 14, 2003

He has only forbidden to you dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah . But whoever is forced by necessity, neither desiring it nor transgressing its limit, there is no sin upon him. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkrBP73qc-g

They're ready for Jade Helm 2 inshallah

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

thetechnoloser posted:

On the subject of Centam/Southam CopChat, when I arrived here to Honduras and was on the bus to Soto Cano AB from Tegucigalpa a couple months ago, we got stopped by a Honduran Special Tactics team of some flavor conducting a checkpoint, all wearing ski masks, and I was legit scared for a second. They had people at gunpoint-to-their-heads at the side of the road.

But then they saw our DynCorp driver driving the bus and gave him a big thumbs up, a ¡HOLA SENOR!, and DynCorp Honduran driver buddy promptly noped us the gently caress out of there.

lol that sounds just about like my friend's experience at Soto Cano

Also holy poo poo at Thomas's dissent.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Military Pictures and Youtube Thread - dick joke about airplanes



(god I wish that story were true so bad - diamond joe owns)

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Tokio_Kid_Say





goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

PlayStation 4 advertising is getting weird.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Anyone mind explaining what this one is about? Washing up early and rushing out your door sounds like something _good_ not something The Jap would want!

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Ditching work early, jap sympathizer!

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Baloogan posted:

Anyone mind explaining what this one is about? Washing up early and rushing out your door sounds like something _good_ not something The Jap would want!
Leaving the water running I think.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Casimir Radon posted:

Leaving the water running I think.

prolly not.

Some of these posters don't make sense without context. The washup early poster would probably be in a locker room.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Slang terms have evolved a bit. Think how stupid modern speech sounds if you take it literally.

Chill out, beat off, etc.

Hell, on the same subject: take off.

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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlE9U41gAIc

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