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Neddy Seagoon posted:drat. And I looked so good on that bike Ok, look. I've done some bad things in my life but harassing women is not one of them. Like one time, we were having this race with the stupid old tiny bicycle with the big wheel in the front, so I figure "we'll see about that." So I get this big chunk of cinderblock and... oh, gotta go!
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Ok, look. I've done some bad things in my life but harassing women is not one of them. Like one time, we were having this race with the stupid old tiny bicycle with the big wheel in the front, so I figure "we'll see about that." So I get this big chunk of cinderblock and... oh, gotta go! You are fully licensed and bonded by the city, aren't you, Mr. Plow?
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Ok, look. I've done some bad things in my life but harassing women is not one of them. Like one time, we were having this race with the stupid old tiny bicycle with the big wheel in the front, so I figure "we'll see about that." So I get this big chunk of cinderblock and... oh, gotta go! So you don't like the old time bikes, eh?  Root Bear fucked around with this message at 13:07 on Jun 26, 2015 |
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My son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world's gone gay! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12VUjgYMm1U
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Jerusalem posted:
Did you know that Simpsons quote posts were up 400% for the year ending 2014? If these trends continue… A-y-y-y!
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York_M_Chan posted:My son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world's gone gay! We'll legalize gay money-- I mean, uh, gay marriage.
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Do over Ham posted:yak in heat Do over Ham, can you set the oven to cold?
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Jun 26, 2015 22:14
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The Nastier Nate posted:We'll legalize gay money-- I mean, uh, gay marriage. That's right, money. Your money's happiness is all that moneys.
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Striking Yak posted:Do over Ham, can you set the oven to cold? No way, man. One day of summer is all we're budgeted for. I guess it is kind of a tease.
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TMMadman posted:♫  Wha-hey! Sorry I'm late, there was trouble in the Doctor Who thread with the explosions and the running and the crying... Jerusalem stole the glasses right off my head! No, don't go! I have a funny story! It even has theme music! Listen! "After the War, After the War, He'll make you laugh, he'll make you snore, With the something and the... person..."  That goon is going to pay. 
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York_M_Chan posted:My son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world's gone gay! Every Simp-son dance now! Bump! Bump, Bump, Bump-Bump! 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Did you know that Simpsons quote posts were up 400% for the year ending 2014? If these trends continue… A-y-y-y! Did you realize there is a correlation between the drop in quality of Simpsons Episodes and the rise in gang-tag related posts? Think about it!
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Jerusalem posted:Did you realize there is a correlation between the drop in quality of Simpsons Episodes and the rise in gang-tag related posts? Think about it! TMMadman, come quickly! Jerusalem's quit his moderator job and joined a violence gang!
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Every Simp-son dance now! Bump! Bump, Bump, Bump-Bump! 
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Striking Yak posted:TMMadman, come quickly! Jerusalem's quit his moderator job and joined a violence gang! Oh Striking Yak, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes!
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Striking Yak posted:TMMadman, come quickly! Jerusalem's quit his moderator job and joined a violence gang! Your know, Striking Yak, in some ways you and I are very different people. TMMadman fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Jun 27, 2015 |
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TMMadman posted:Your know, Striking Yak, in many ways you and I are very different people. Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?
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Striking Yak posted:TMMadman, come quickly! Jerusalem's quit his moderator job and joined a violence gang! His quote control is astounding! And his avatar makes him look like one of the Beatles!
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Skeesix posted:His quote control is astounding! We do have hamburgers and fries in England, but we call French fries "chips." PS - Forgive the lateness of my reply.
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Everything Counts posted:We do have hamburgers and fries in England, but we call French fries "chips." Remember: an elevator is a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is "steak and kidney pie".
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IMJack posted:Remember: an elevator is a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is "steak and kidney pie". That's a funny name for it! I'd have called it a "chazwozzler"!
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After The War posted:That's a funny name for it! I'd have called it a "chazwozzler"! Pobody's Nerfect in Australia
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Everything Counts posted:We do have hamburgers and fries in England, but we call French fries "chips." Uh-oh, should I laugh? Was that dry British wit or subtle self pity?
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Everything Counts posted:We do have hamburgers and fries in England, but we call French fries "chips." This time...  D'oh!
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Everything Counts posted:We do have hamburgers and fries in England, but we call French fries "chips." Hey, you know what's great about you English? Octopussy. I must have seen that movie... twice.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Uh-oh, should I laugh? Was that dry British wit or subtle self pity? Oh, it's so good to hear a boisterous american laugh!
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Skeesix posted:Oh, it's so good to hear a boisterous american laugh! Great Caesar's Ghost, a Talking Skeesix the Clown doll!
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Class3KillStorm posted:Hey, you know what's great about you English? Octopussy. I must have seen that movie... twice. Rules for draw & stud poker? You're supposed to take those out of the deck.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Great Caesar's Ghost, a Talking Skeesix the Clown doll! 
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Inside every man is a struggle between good and evil that cannot be resolved.
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Striking Yak posted:Can you swing a sack of doorknobs? Please refrain from tasting the knob.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Great Caesar's Ghost, a Talking Skeesix the Clown doll! You think your dirty socks can stop me?!?! ... well I am feeling a little dizzy... ... ugh
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Striking Yak posted:Do over Ham, can you set the oven to cold? Uh huh. In fact, in Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Inside every man is a struggle between good and evil that cannot be resolved. At all times let a man be as supple as a reed and not rigid as a cedar.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:At all times let a man be as supple as a reed and not rigid as a cedar. Menu boy no be coward, like shrimp; menu boy be brave, like prawn.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:At all times let a man be as supple as a reed and not rigid as a cedar. Do over Ham posted:Menu boy no be coward, like shrimp; menu boy be brave, like prawn. These quotes are terrible. They're supposed to predict stuff and ease you through times of doubt and shitposting.
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TMMadman posted:These quotes are terrible. They're supposed to predict stuff and ease you through times of doubt and shitposting. PAINT MY CHICKEN COOP! 
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Mister Kingdom posted:PAINT MY CHICKEN COOP! ♫ Gonna paint a wagon, Gonna paint it fine, Gonna use oil-based paint, Because that wood is pine! ♫
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Mister Kingdom posted:PAINT MY CHICKEN COOP! With blood, I bet!
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