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Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

At least he's making his characters more hideous and troll-like, to better match their real-life counterparts.



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The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


cobalt impurity posted:

You don't just eat it out of the still-living cow's mouth, you know.

Maybe you don't.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

At least he's making his characters more hideous and troll-like, to better match their real-life counterparts.



Hey, don't diss Grabe, it's really hard to get your motor skills back after a stroke. A couple years ago he heard someone mention something about sports and women's rights and video games being a children's hobby and it caused him to burst a blood vessel in his brain.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
Did he really write "resumolutions"? I stopped reading PA years ago but I never thought it was nearly as dumb as goons generally treat it.

But ... I'm so triggered right now.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I generally don't mind their regular stuff, it's just dumb jokes about games and stuff. Good for a mild chuckle every now and then.

When they dip into their more "serious" stuff, i.e. Lookouts, Sand, whatever that monster thing was this week, it's some of the worst stuff you will ever read. It's filled with so much overwrought gravitas and purple prose it just makes you want to puke. Of course, they have a legion of fans who will slurp up whatever comes out of the poo poo pipe with fawning adoration and will proclaim it the best thing ever, so they keep at it.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

God yes. That stuff is abominable.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

does anyone know how to do this

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I generally don't mind their regular stuff, it's just dumb jokes about games and stuff. Good for a mild chuckle every now and then.

When they dip into their more "serious" stuff, i.e. Lookouts, Sand, whatever that monster thing was this week, it's some of the worst stuff you will ever read. It's filled with so much overwrought gravitas and purple prose it just makes you want to puke. Of course, they have a legion of fans who will slurp up whatever comes out of the poo poo pipe with fawning adoration and will proclaim it the best thing ever, so they keep at it.

I enjoy those shorts, sorry you are mad I guess. :shrug:

turnways
Jun 22, 2004

little munchkin posted:

does anyone know how to do this

I never click on those links, but you could try bringing it up with your doctor?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



little munchkin posted:

does anyone know how to do this

Going through male puberty is the most common way

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Angela Christine posted:

Do you cut off the taste buds? Tasting something that is tasting you back seems weird. :stare:


You peel it. There's an outer layer (which contains the taste buds), which you take off before eating.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Angela Christine posted:

Do you cut off the taste buds? Tasting something that is tasting you back seems weird. :stare: And then there is this:

I believe that, yes, you do cut off the taste buds. The top of the tongue should be trimmed.

That would be the hard part for me. Thinking about shaving a tongue as I shaved a tongue

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed
That discussion belongs in the anti food porn thread

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Commander, we have an incoming transmission from the council.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

I don't get why people say red meat's bad for you. It's clearly greenish-black meat that's bad for you.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Decrepus posted:

Commander, we have an incoming transmission from the council.

High Ethereal, the Sectoids got into the Snakemen mating pens again.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Zemyla posted:

I don't get why people say red meat's bad for you. It's clearly greenish-black meat that's bad for you.

Steaks are colored via carbon monoxide. poo poo is dumb.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Aw man, do I have to ride with Death Death?

Mock the Cross
Sep 4, 2009

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
I feel like "chill out, dickwad" would have been a better response.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Arnold Schwarzenegger is basically just a catchphrase-spouting parody of his former self at this point.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

sticklefifer posted:

Did they forget midway through who's supposed to have the red box and who has the speech bubble?

No; the red box indicates the person speaking on the radio to the person on-screen; they alternate across panels.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Knormal posted:

Arnold Schwarzenegger is basically just a catchphrase-spouting parody of his former self at this point.

Arnold is actually just totally awesome and always has been

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

When they dip into their more "serious" stuff, i.e. Lookouts, Sand, whatever that monster thing was this week, it's some of the worst stuff you will ever read. It's filled with so much overwrought gravitas and purple prose it just makes you want to puke.
They're usually completely incoherent as well. They're obviously trying to write those stories so the reader fills in the background details, but most of the time what's in the comics is like three steps derived from the setting details that only exist in their heads.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Just Offscreen posted:

Aw man, do I have to ride with Death Death?

Could be worse. You could be riding with Slight Abrasions instead.

Dickey Butts
Feb 3, 2008

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Zzulu posted:

Arnold is actually just totally awesome and always has been

He was actually a pretty lovely governor, but he seems like an OK person.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Could be worse. You could be riding with Slight Abrasions instead.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

cobalt impurity posted:

You don't just eat it out of the still-living cow's mouth, you know.



maybe if you're a shitlord who knows nothing of tasty delights

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer



:henget:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Zzulu posted:

Arnold is actually just totally awesome and always has been

I'm pretty sure he's my favorite celebrity at this point.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.



:smug:

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

:(

Bored has a new favorite as of 18:58 on Jun 28, 2015

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I generally don't mind their regular stuff, it's just dumb jokes about games and stuff. Good for a mild chuckle every now and then.

When they dip into their more "serious" stuff, i.e. Lookouts, Sand, whatever that monster thing was this week, it's some of the worst stuff you will ever read. It's filled with so much overwrought gravitas and purple prose it just makes you want to puke. Of course, they have a legion of fans who will slurp up whatever comes out of the poo poo pipe with fawning adoration and will proclaim it the best thing ever, so they keep at it.

That last line sums up the PA forums in a nutshell

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Zzulu posted:

Arnold is actually just totally awesome and always has been

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Zzulu posted:

Arnold is actually just totally awesome and always has been

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


:golfclap:

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.
I'm sure the message spelled out by the first letter of each line is a total coincidence:allears:

grumplestiltzkin has a new favorite as of 20:14 on Jun 28, 2015

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

grumplestiltzkin posted:

I'm sure the message spelled out by the first letter of each line is a total coincidence:allears:1

He's barely literate so of course it was

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