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     All thanks to some random rear end in a top hat on 4chan who posted these.
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Jun 29, 2015 01:35
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Jun 29, 2015 02:37
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Bean posted:Oh, we're posting our I got ten kills with zero deaths in a Turf War yesterday, it owned. I haven't played Ranked yet though. Silver Falcon posted:Hey Bobman I caught up to your Squid Kid after the match. 
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Jun 29, 2015 03:13
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Just lost 20 points in ranked cause I don't have a internet connection. Cool cool cool.
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Jun 29, 2015 03:23
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So what does rank get you exactly, bragging rights and?
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Jun 29, 2015 04:05
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EightFlyingCars posted:Well, I tried. And with the squiffer, too. I think I just cried a little.
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Jun 29, 2015 04:14
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:So what does rank get you exactly, bragging rights and? More fresh points per victory.
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Jun 29, 2015 04:25
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:So what does rank get you exactly, bragging rights and? You get more cash when you win in ranked the higher you are. So what you could make in three or four regular matches can be gotten in just one ranked match.
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Jun 29, 2015 04:27
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My internet is awesome and random on the time periods it wants to play nice and not disconnect me three out of four games, so I've started playing a couple Turf War matches before I jump into Ranked. As frustrating as it is for me to disconnect, it's just as frustrating, if not more so, to the three other people on my team. It's only fair that I eat the loss penalty as well.
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Jun 29, 2015 04:29
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:So what does rank get you exactly, bragging rights and? Directly correlates with the impressiveness of your genitals.
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Jun 29, 2015 04:39
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Stop sexing squidkids
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Jun 29, 2015 05:05
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Trent posted:Stop sexing squidkids If somebody wanna rip off their arm for a squid kid I'm not gonna stop them
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Jun 29, 2015 05:09
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Why the gently caress do squids / kids have black circles around their eyes? Is that the kid part or the squid part??
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Jun 29, 2015 05:35
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Motherfucker posted:Why the gently caress do squids / kids have black circles around their eyes? Is that the kid part or the squid part?? The Blooper part. 
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Jun 29, 2015 05:42
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Some squid species have dark areas around their eyes so I assume Inklings and Bloopers are exaggerating that in their design.
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Jun 29, 2015 05:49
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:So what does rank get you exactly, bragging rights and?
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Jun 29, 2015 06:02
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Aside from more points, it's also a completely different game mode in Splat Zones that you may or may not enjoy. I prefer it to Turf Wars, so I play it more, leading to a (slowly) rising rank. At least until Tower and Rainmaker come out, those are interesting takes on my favorite modes in shooters and I'm pretty excited for them down the road.
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Jun 29, 2015 06:09
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:So what does rank get you exactly, bragging rights and? At A+ you get about 4500-4800 points/money for a knock out. Losing rank obnoxious because it decreases the rewards but it's fair there's something on the line for such a huge payout- losing it because the connection is rear end though isn't fun and frustrating.
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Jun 29, 2015 06:09
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Tengames posted:if youre good enough to win consistently you'll get double or even triple what youd get per match in turf war, and the matches are shorter so its a very fast way to get money, even if you lose and get nothing every other match. If you get a knockout at A+ you get 4500 dollars.
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Jun 29, 2015 06:10
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Maybe I'm taking this Rock vs Pop thing too seriously. I mean, scribbling this for 2-3 freaking hours is way too much.
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Jun 29, 2015 07:13
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Lmao it's so hard to be good at splat charger, what the gently caress
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Jun 29, 2015 07:40
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As long as your team isn't total garbage you really can carry, it's so refreshing. We had 3 opponents right at our spawn point and I managed to splat all 3 of them in quick succession affording my Splatoon enough time to ink the map for a 2% victory. What colors are the most powerful? I've noticed that hot pink can't beat orange consistently.
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Jun 29, 2015 07:57
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Supercar Gautier posted:It seems like people have kind of settled on either Cold-Blooded or Ninja Squid as a shirt perk, but I'd like to throw in a good word for Haunt. It lets you contribute to the team even in death, and knowing your splatter is getting punished with a radar target really relieves that sense of frustration. For some obviously fun only reasons you can't use C'mon / To Me when you're dead but you can Booyah / Nice which, as a tryhard, I now do after every significant death to alert my teammates to enemy presence in the center, the base, an important chokepoint, etc. Cold blooded helps you deal with base haunt but most the echolocators which a good echo combined with a good kraken charger or bubbler can lead to 2 or 3 deaths. SL the Pyro posted:http://ex-mo-3.tumblr.com/post/122618569755/hardman5509-thelordcommander -> you tried You're invincible inside your spawn forcefield so it's not as impressive
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Jun 29, 2015 08:49
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It's very frustrating when opponents swim through freshly laid ink like it's not there, as well as how often 3 and 4 hits with splattershot will not kill people.
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Jun 29, 2015 09:11
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Motherfucker posted:Why the gently caress do squids / kids have black circles around their eyes? Is that the kid part or the squid part?? And what's with that weird chupacabra tooth in the middle of their bottom row of teeth? That poo poo don't look right. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Jun 29, 2015 |
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Jun 29, 2015 09:54
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:And what's with that weird chupacabra tooth in the middle of their bottom row of teeth? That poo poo don't look right? They're not teeth, they're squid beaks!
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Jun 29, 2015 09:56
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No, they're teeth. They look like teeth. And that one tooth don't look right.  EDIT: Err, those TWO teeth don't look right. Unless all squidchildren have that Tom Cruise disease where there's an odd number of teeth inside of their mouths. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Jun 29, 2015 |
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Jun 29, 2015 09:58
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What are you, a teeth police or something?
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Jun 29, 2015 10:02
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Rexroom posted:What are you, a teeth police or something? Yes. I am Tooth Cop.
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Jun 29, 2015 10:03
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I wish there was a way to play splat zone not in ranked. It took all night to get back to A++ after tanking down to the low 20s trying to play with a splat charger ._.
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Jun 29, 2015 10:04
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Rexroom posted:What are you, a teeth police or something? No, but he IS a Doctor.
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Jun 29, 2015 10:06
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Yes. I am Tooth Cop. 
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Jun 29, 2015 10:28
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That awful snaggly bottom tooth thing is my favorite part of the squidlings design. They absolutely look like horrid sea monsters who probably eat octopi. Nature is not kind
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Jun 29, 2015 10:36
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also how come sometimes they have cross shaped eyes and sometimes they don't?? ???
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Jun 29, 2015 11:44
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Motherfucker posted:also how come sometimes they have cross shaped eyes and sometimes they don't?? ??? Those are contacts you can buy from the hat shop. You only really notice it on lighter coloured eyes though.
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Jun 29, 2015 12:28
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So there's something legit spooky in the splatoon singleplayer if you defeat the final boss and stand around for awhile... things start to get creepy.
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Jun 29, 2015 15:36
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Speaking of, I finally got around to finishing the single player and the final boss did not disappoint. Good call, thread.
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Jun 29, 2015 16:19
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I was playing ranked with some A+ Japanese players yesterday on skatepark that had an annoying strategy involving the Dynamo Roller and standing on the platform above the side route closest to their spawn. They would fling ink over the wall onto the splatzone repeatedly, then fling ink over our route up to them if anyone tried to get close. Any strategies for dealing with that other than ink strike, using a charger, or going around through the middle? They basically made it impossible for my team to ever get control since one fling would bring it back to at least neutral. They kind of did the same thing on Kelp Dome, except they used the cat walk in the middle that leads to the center platform. They shielded themselves with the billboards and made it tough to get an angle where you could actually hit them.
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