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freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Izumi Konata posted:

AN UPDATE WILL BE RELEASED SHORTLY.

You had me until that point.
Calling B/S

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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Izumi Konata posted:

JUST GOT OFF THE HORN WITH MY UNCLE AT YOUNG KING WEEKLY. HE SAYS THE EDITOR HAD MIURA CHANGE UP THE ENDING TO MAKE ROOM FOR PRODUCT PLACEMENT TO ACCOMODATE REQUESTS FROM THE NEW SPONSORSHIP., AND HE ALSO SAID IDOLMASTER IS FTW.. AND HE ALSO SEZ IT TOOK HIM A WHILE TO REVISE THE STORY TO FIT A NEW ENDING BUT. AN UPDATE WILL BE RELEASED SHORTLY.

The Idea of Evil will now be played by Takane Shijou with a special guest appearance by Azusa Miura.

nehezir
Aug 9, 2011

Stalwart Guardian of the Lewd

LORD OF BUTT posted:

Bite your tongue, Iggy owns.

right, right. Fart jokes and being an rear end in a top hat are the pinnacle of comedy.

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

nehezir posted:

right, right. Fart jokes and being an rear end in a top hat are the pinnacle of comedy.

they are

nehezir
Aug 9, 2011

Stalwart Guardian of the Lewd
this is why I hate stardust crusaders.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

nehezir posted:

this is why I hate stardust crusaders.

because you're a joyless piece of poo poo?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I don't care for Stardust Crusaders because Jotaro is boring as poo poo


EDIT: still can't say I hate it though

nehezir
Aug 9, 2011

Stalwart Guardian of the Lewd

Fungah! posted:

because you're a joyless piece of poo poo?
or it could have something to do with the way the jokes drag on, that they're the most basic humor imaginable, and the characters aren't really that clever or memorable. perhaps it's even that the villain is literally offscreen until the climax and isn't really taking part in jack poo poo.

I can't wait for part 4. it's nothing that special either, but at least the villain is a lot better and the characters are a lot more expressive.

Shinjobi posted:

I don't care for Stardust Crusaders because Jotaro is boring as poo poo


EDIT: still can't say I hate it though
it's easily the biggest slog amongst so far. I've only read up through Part 4 but it has a lot less dicking around and hopefully they don't try to overmilk the whole "I'M SCREAMING OVER MY MISFORTUNES LISTEN TO ME SCREAM ABOUT THEM FOR A WHOLE MINUTE ISN'T THIS FUNNY?!" thing.

oh, and no Iggy. Iggy started with "I fart on Polnareff's face" and doesn't really become much more...for obvious reasons.

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh
yeah I gotta say as someone who mostly likes part 3, the constant Iggy fart jokes are pretty terrible. they added more for the david adaptation, even

"if you don't like fart jokes you're joyless" oh wow really :jerkbag:

nehezir
Aug 9, 2011

Stalwart Guardian of the Lewd
I just find the humor annoyingly basic, even by JoJo standards.

Zeruel
Mar 27, 2010

Alert: bad post spotted.
There's 2 not-JoJo threads talking about JoJo.
JJBA really is all-encompassing

nehezir posted:

I just find the humor annoyingly basic, even by JoJo standards.

Yeah, it wasn't really necessary at all. But it doesn't detract from the overall experience.

nehezir
Aug 9, 2011

Stalwart Guardian of the Lewd
I can't really agree with that, but I get that it's just tastes.

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003
Happy Father's Day Guts!

Soulcleaver
Sep 25, 2007

Murderer

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

emptyquoting this, ftw

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
So have they even started on the new chapters yet or is this never getting finished?

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

drilldo squirt posted:

So have they even started on the new chapters yet or is this never getting finished?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Is that a yes?

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

drilldo squirt posted:

Is that a yes?

:flaccid:

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Use words in a clear concise sentence please.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Maybe if Idolmaster didn't exist, we'd get more chapters.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Harlock posted:

Maybe if Idolmaster didn't exist, we'd get more chapters.

The clear and obvious answer is that Bamco is the source of all evil and the godhand are the top 5 idols of the series.

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003
What berserk fan in TYOOL 2015 asks when the next chapter is coming out? jfc

Bloodyshinta1
Aug 6, 2010

ugh eye patch isn't even on the right eye

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
:ssh: neither is the prosthetic.

Unacknowledged
Jul 20, 2004

Nobody likes me.

Bloodyshinta1 posted:

ugh eye patch isn't even on the right eye

notZaar posted:

:ssh: neither is the prosthetic.


Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
:siren:SPOILER ALERT:siren:
]hawk king radiation causes fantastic epic to seep into reality.
time, being an illusion, invalidates complaints that the next volume of berserk is taking too long. it will be released on time next month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr78OBj35Rc

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
Close thread until next update.

apple
May 18, 2003

Jose in the club wearing orange suspenders

temple posted:

Close thread until next update.

AndwhatIseeisme
Mar 30, 2010

Being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment.
Fun Shoe

Izumi Konata posted:

:siren:SPOILER ALERT:siren:
]hawk king radiation causes fantastic epic to seep into reality.
time, being an illusion, invalidates complaints that the next volume of berserk is taking too long. it will be released on time next month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr78OBj35Rc


I honestly can't tell if that video is the sincere ramblings of a crazy person, or a clever parody that just goes on too long.

Lepecard
May 19, 2009
Soiled Meat

temple posted:

Close thread until next update.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

AndwhatIseeisme posted:

I honestly can't tell if that video is the sincere ramblings of a crazy person, or a clever parody that just goes on too long.

same, but the first three minutes matched the theme perfectly, the pacing was good, google reduced the volume of copyrighted media by 70 percent, but was benevolent enough to keep it, and taken from a fictive standpoint, it makes for entertaining viewing.

all i know is i relate with samuel l jackson in his soliloquy from pulp fiction, wherein he recites from psalms, then waxes philosophic on his own role in the equation.

because you just nameposted. please wait patiently, the next chapter will be released next month on evilgenius.net.

Zeruel
Mar 27, 2010

Alert: bad post spotted.

temple posted:

Close thread until next update.

We're not doing anyone any favors by leaving it open.

Grimwall
Dec 11, 2006

Product of Schizophrenia

Zeruel posted:

We're not doing anyone any favors by leaving it open.

A monument to the folly of mankind, this thread should stay open in perpetuity.

Moonshine Rhyme
Mar 26, 2010

Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate

Grimwall posted:

A monument to the folly of mankind, this thread should stay open in perpetuity.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Force+Equals+Mass+Times+Acceleration


considering the mass of the expectations of the viewer multiplied by the mass of the viewer and the weight of the volumes which have been released and have provided us with much joy, it would be best to wait until the next issue is released this month.

griffith died because he loved midland, and even under the overwhelming weight of her sins he rose also, as if trying to deadlift an obese maiden, but was slapped by a sissy who has made many a sword. entropy cannot occur because the slap is a call to duel. the entropy, or heat death of the series will have to wait; a spark engulfs nothing, for it is a mere catalyst. what do fans think will happen in the next exciting chapter leading to the next enthralling volume (watch for it!)?

Soulcleaver
Sep 25, 2007

Murderer

Izumi Konata posted:

griffith died because he loved midland,

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

temple posted:

Close thread until next update.

Aka close thread forever.

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apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003

RatHat posted:

Aka close thread forever.

Reddit's saying new Berserk is out 7/24 https://www.reddit.com/r/Berserk/comments/3cfdv3/berserk_returns_338_due_july_24/

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