WarpedNaba posted:

They should have sent a poet.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

How could you tell it was a mail plane?

KoRMaK posted:

Dr. Josef Mengele posted:

I'm a disabled vet and I make 6figs and pay 3figs in taxes
Something is broken

Third World Reggin posted:

I like guessing games

is it your legs

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

GunChicka posted:

Dude just wants to make some other lonely internet chatter's day by flirting with them as a teen gamer girl, really it's a charity.

edit for content:

feelin' the leggings and vans today for sunday best

Danger posted:

Somehow I doubt that.......

GunChicka posted:

Slow clap

Choco1980 posted:

Well, I currently spend three days a week literally hooked to a stationary machine in order to stay alive so uh, high five cyborg buddy?

EDIT: I hope I'm not coming off as jerkish, if so I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to call you out, I honestly think breakthroughs in medical science to help people do actually count as "super-cool" and just wanted to know more about the machine itself, not your condition. You're very brave to share with the thread. Here, have a picture of me in humility in return.

QUACKTASTIC posted:

a lawyer who client he own penis, a shameful lawyer

Vic Boss posted:

From that same thread: GunChicka posts a picture of her trying out robo legs, and we get this gem of a reply.

Totally TWISTED posted:

Dialysis super sucks so I'm going to give this dude a pass. A goon being fat and awkwardly talking to girls is like basic level poo poo anyway on here.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Shame about his hairline but that is a magnificent beard, so I'd give the awkwardness a pass.

Alain Post posted:

if Jack Warner gets extridited to an American black site this is a win imo.

African AIDS cum posted:

I'm not sure worldstarhiphop.com is gonna be able to do much to him tbh

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Shame about his hairline but that is a magnificent beard, so I'd give the awkwardness a pass.

Screaming Idiot posted:

My weed identifies as female, yet presents as dank.

Frostwerks posted:

That's the only way it would have anything to do with you.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Sorry you got cucked by your Maui Wowie, bro.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

dog buttz posted:

sex is great, handjobs are good, but blowjobs? I get absolutely nothing out of them.

Volume posted:

Try getting a blowjob instead of giving them

TetsuoTW posted:

lol "cuck", epic memeing bruh

TetsuoTW posted:

lol "cuck", epic memeing bruh

quote:

I am 30 years old. I have been married for 5 years, and it was an extremely bad move on my part and has really never been a happy or successful marriage. About 6 months into the marriage, my wife started loving a coworker. They totally owned the poo poo out of me and made a total loving joke of me. Highlights include events such as when I went to pick up my wife from work and waited in the parking lot for 20 minutes, only to have her call me to tell me she was really busy and she'd catch a ride home. They then proceeded to gently caress in his car while I was waiting at home for her. She didn't even make him use a condom. She also brought him into our house at least once to gently caress him while I was at work. t found out after a month through snooping on her phone and Facebook since I suspected poo poo (not an E/N approved action, I'm well aware.) I completely flipped my poo poo and we had a very rough couple months going to counseling where she waffled between feeling complete shame for her actions and being not at all sorry for what she did. She didn't break off contact with him though, and I found out she set up a secret email account that she was using to communicate with him.

Yeah and he was even black if that makes it more entertaining for you. She said his dick was a lot bigger than mine and she was always really sore afterwards.

Yeah it sounds dumb but it sucks when we're out walking together and I see an awesome bird and she loses it. I can't even talk about birds, which is sadly something I often do because I am boring... maybe my wife is right.

Ferrets are illegal in California. We have 4 guinea pigs and a fish. I can't get away with playing video games more than 1-2 hours a week without it becoming a massive fight, so streaming online games is probably not compatible with my current set of bad decisions.

Me: 5'10" 180
Wife: 5'5" 130
The dude she hosed: Dunno, bigger than me in every way, apparently. Taller, more fit, dreadlocks, big dick.
My friend: ~5'6" 115

I apparently have a pencil dick. Pretty long but pathetically skinny. That's what she tells me, anyway.

Subjunctive posted:

Is that a dictionary-correct case? Is he raising the other guy's kid?

sweeperbravo posted:

Poor Dale

Lord of Pie posted:

This came up while looking for Doob's FB page:

Mental-Rectangle posted:

I'll let you think about what that means for yourself, but in the meantime, I'm going to go share my new unnecessarily technical knowledge of horse smegma on tinder

Turtlicious posted:

Nastyman posted:

How much money did goons give to this guy?

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Goons are entirely the reason Doobies Dog House exists, iirc.

Alouicious posted:

remember how noni was a mod for some reason, and they convinced everyone to donate money to that guy

that was weird

Freudian posted:

Wasn't that around the same time a mod got permabanned for posting a picture of a girl loving an octopus?

Freudian posted:

Wasn't that around the same time a mod got permabanned for posting a picture of a girl loving an octopus?

FactsAreUseless posted:

SilverSilver, and she was licking a dog's rear end, and that was a bit earlier but both were 2013.