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namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe
Nice drill bit.

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Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Benagain posted:

Speaking of Gehry wannabes,


Thankfully, this never got built.

"rear end-Auger Tower"

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

That looks super awkward

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Interestingly that pic doesn't include the foundation, which I have made a mockup of here (outlined in green for extra visibility):



Cultural Imperial posted:

Nice drill bit.

Also a good alternative

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Reminds me of Turning Torso. Personally think Turning Torso looks pretty neat though.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009


Gonna out myself as an admirer. It looks top-heavy, but I'm sure it's perfectly balanced.

Unlikely to melt cars at least.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




It'd look a bit better if the top didn't extend out quite as far over the bottom, yeah, but it's pretty decent.

ChlorophileAddict
Jun 15, 2015
did anyone post the Birmingham Bullring already

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

du -hast posted:

Are these ugly faux-Italians the ones up on Sunset? Like Cesar Chavez north of downtown? Yes, they are loving ugly.

Also when that fire happened I could see it out my apt window all the way from Olympic/Alvarado. It was loving epic. You could feel the heat like a mile away.
Yep, those are they. Apparently they're popular with USC helicopter parents who don't want their preciouses to live on campus with the plebes.

The bitch of it is that the area badly needs affordable housing and well-thought-out mixed-use development, and Palmer's Neapolitan ant farms create giant swaths of expensive dead space wherever they are. They have skybridges so residents never have to go down to the sidewalk and interact with their neighborhood at all. This is sold as a desirable feature. In a part of town that's desperately trying to revitalize itself, that (and the rent) is just mean.

That fire really was epic. We could see the glow from Fountain and Normandie. My Facebook feed was jubilant that night. One friend said "Welp, looks like everyone who lives downtown is now a suspect."

I love that Curbed's articles about the "Renaissance Collection" (loving gross) are tagged "Casa Nostra".

spite house fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Jun 29, 2015

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007



This is cool. Dunno why you posted it in here.

edit:

ChlorophileAddict posted:

did anyone post the Birmingham Bullring already

The new one is a massive piece of poo poo from the air but inside it's not too bad. I do like the massive trusses they had to build to cantilever support the roofs for reasons unknown, but possibly related to them building it over like 3 major roads and a train station.

Drone_Fragger fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Jun 29, 2015

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



spite house posted:

They have skybridges so residents never have to go down to the sidewalk and interact with their neighborhood at all. This is sold as a desirable feature. In a part of town that's desperately trying to revitalize itself, that (and the rent) is just mean.

Not going to lie that would be a fantasy feature in virtually every college town in my state for all buildings, if only to keep idiot pedestrians out of the roadways. Also to decrease the danger associated with walking around during or immediately after ice storms. As of right now we only have sky bridge hospital buildings together. I assume this is different in a larger city with warmer weather though.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




The Westin Charlotte makes me irrationally angry:






However, I am completely, totally, unapologetically, unironically in love with the Hearst Tower. It looks straight out of Gotham City.



spite house
Apr 28, 2009

Terrible Opinions posted:

Not going to lie that would be a fantasy feature in virtually every college town in my state for all buildings, if only to keep idiot pedestrians out of the roadways. Also to decrease the danger associated with walking around during or immediately after ice storms. As of right now we only have sky bridge hospital buildings together. I assume this is different in a larger city with warmer weather though.
Yeah, in a city with pretty much the most idyllic weather in the contiguous 48 there's no practical reason for it, except to isolate residents from the place they actually live. It's a huge (HUGE) gently caress-you to an interesting area. If you want to live packed in Styrofoam, move to loving Calabasas. (Ironically, people who are stuck with leases in these disasters report that they're riddled with crime, break-ins are common, and the security cameras are unmanned more often than not.)

In addition to advanced hideousness, the saga of Casa Nostra involves serious gentrification and urban-planning issues that might be a little far afield for this thread, so I'll shut up now. More ugly buildings please.

ChlorophileAddict
Jun 15, 2015

Drone_Fragger posted:

This is cool. Dunno why you posted it in here.

edit:


The new one is a massive piece of poo poo from the air but inside it's not too bad. I do like the massive trusses they had to build to cantilever support the roofs for reasons unknown, but possibly related to them building it over like 3 major roads and a train station.



it's just loving weird tbh

ChlorophileAddict
Jun 15, 2015
and speaking of awful...

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



let's not forget the bastion of bad taste

(hate that fake sky poo poo)







(real talk: stay at the vdara if you do go to vegas)

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
The Vegas strip is basically just a gigantic "who can build the gaudiest most eye-attracting building of all" contest and there's no uniformity and it looks like something out of a fever dream.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
The below image equally (if not more so) applies to Las Vegas.

spite house
Apr 28, 2009

CJacobs posted:

The Vegas strip is basically just a gigantic "who can build the gaudiest most eye-attracting building of all" contest and there's no uniformity and it looks like something out of a fever dream.
The best description I ever heard of the Vegas strip was "It looks like it was designed by a community-theater director with an unlimited budget."

Munin
Nov 14, 2004


CJacobs posted:

The Vegas strip is basically just a gigantic "who can build the gaudiest most eye-attracting building of all" contest and there's no uniformity and it looks like something out of a fever dream.

There is a reason why it was the only place Fear and Loathing could really have been set in.

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

this horse was made for sniffin' coke.


Benagain posted:

Speaking of Gehry wannabes,


Thankfully, this never got built.

It'd be like living in a dilder

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Feminition posted:

(real talk: stay at the vdara if you do go to vegas)
I can't wait for the gritty reboot of Casino where we see a montage of all of these being demolished.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Benagain posted:

Speaking of Gehry wannabes,


Thankfully, this never got built.
Yours is the drill that will pierce the heavens! :kamina:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Blistex posted:

I might be outing myself, but that looks cool as hell.

I like the top half and I like the bottom half, but on their own. Putting them together like that just confuses me as to what I'm looking at.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




CJacobs posted:

The Vegas strip is basically just a gigantic "who can build the gaudiest most eye-attracting building of all" contest and there's no uniformity and it looks like something out of a fever dream.

But we were so close to the greatest thing ever, in 1992.









(Paramount vetoed it at the last minute because they were afraid that it'd get daggy and rusted in 20 years and sit there dragging the franchise down)

(And yet they greenlit Voyager)

The engine nacelles and the parts of the saucer that weren't up over the neck were basically just going to be lightweight hollow empty sculptures, if you're wondering about the structure. The lower hull would contain a large Star Trek experience, 'crew quarters' that made up a Trek hotel, and set recreations so you could pretend the ship was real and explore it. Story here.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Jun 30, 2015

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

MikeJF posted:

It'd look a bit better if the top didn't extend out quite as far over the bottom, yeah, but it's pretty decent.
The top being ever so slightly wider than the bottom is the best part. Makes it look more precarious, like it has been perfectly balanced on top of a pedestal and any disturbance could see it crashing down.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

MikeJF posted:

But we were so close to the greatest thing ever, in 1992.
The chinese beat you to it.



Google Earth

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

ChlorophileAddict posted:

and speaking of awful...



I was annoyed by the table breakage until I realized it was really the only appropriate way to post the second largest building in the world, which presumably could house the entire public sector of an east European nation.

Also, I uh, I kind of like that behemoth.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011



Nice

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!

Collateral Damage posted:

The chinese beat you to it.



Google Earth

Figures China would build Voyager.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Accretionist posted:

I was annoyed by the table breakage until I realized it was really the only appropriate way to post the second largest building in the world

How do you figure? Admittedly using Wiki as a source, but it's not top ten by volume, footprint or floor area. (It's 330,000 m² floor, 2.55 million m³ volume)

Collateral Damage posted:

The chinese beat you to it.



Google Earth

Yeah that's pretty neat but it's not exactly a life-size detailed model.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

MikeJF posted:

How do you figure? Admittedly using Wiki as a source, but it's not top ten by volume, footprint or floor area. (It's 330,000 m² floor, 2.55 million m³ volume)

The file name. I retract my previous concession to table breakage :colbert:

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Accretionist posted:

The file name. I retract my previous concession to table breakage :colbert:

Huh, the building's website claims it's the second largest building in the world behind the pentagon... which might've been true, like, 20 years ago when it was finished. If you rule out skyscrapers.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Jun 30, 2015

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I remember something about it being the second heaviest but :shrug:

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

The Westin Charlotte makes me irrationally angry:






Is it because it looks like someone sucks at Tetris and then thought his failure would make an interesting (read:not interesting) building?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jerry Cotton posted:

I remember something about it being the second heaviest but :shrug:

The heaviest being your mother.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
I'm reading that it's the world's largest administrative building for civilian use, which sounds like cheating, and, with over 1,000,000 cubic meters of marble, possibly the world's heaviest building.

Possessing this information is less fulfilling than I'd hoped.

I still want to buy it and create the world's largest and heaviest think tank.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
Here's some stuff from my hometown. As a kid I always thought our court house looked like where Cobra's headquarters should be:




It's like mini-brutalism!

Also our local university has a notoriously difficult-to-navigate brutalist library:



The outside plaza might be a cement hellscape in the summer (called "concrete beach") but dat interior:



1960-70 there was only one style in Canada :canada:
But real talk: I genuinely like both of these

For something actually terrible, here's the building for the university's once great business school. Y'all like cheap green glass?



And here's the original non-lovely design:



Also the interior has a lovely fireplace just like that gothic beauty in Pittsburgh:



Cozy!

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Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
Does anyone feel up to doing an effortpost about various types and grades of glass? I do not know much about the subject and would enjoy learning more, so I can properly mock buildings that use lovely sub par stuff.

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