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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

FishMist posted:

With blood, I bet!

Joshua Logan can write a wagon painting gag that would really make you think.

Do over Ham fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Jun 29, 2015

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

FishMist posted:

With blood, I bet!

And a hot plate!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

And a hot plate!

See you hell, dinner hot plate!

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Do over Ham posted:

Please refrain from tasting the knob.

Do Not Touch Willie

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

sout posted:

Do Not Touch Willie

Willie hears ya, Willie don't care.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

Willie hears ya, Willie don't care.

Willie, please. The goons want to pick on someone their own size.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

TMMadman posted:

Willie, please. The goons want to pick on someone their own size.

Hey TMMadman!

Why you no speaka in you acCent no moe?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Skeesix posted:

Hey TMMadman!

Why you no speaka in you acCent no moe?

Mamma mia!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Here comes a greaseball!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Here's your giant sub, swimming in vinegar, just the way you like it. That'll be $225 plus tip.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Here's your giant sub, swimming in vinegar, just the way you like it. That'll be $225 plus tip.

Nothing doing, missy. Now, do you want your half-order of garlic bread or not?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

See you hell, dinner hot plate!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

The Nastier Nate posted:

Here comes a greaseball!

My god, you're greasy... :stare:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Root Bear posted:

My god, you're greasy... :stare:

Mr. Marouka? Help! :ohdear:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Do over Ham posted:

Mr. Marouka? Help! :ohdear:

Do Over Ham, quick, call Aquaman!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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TMMadman posted:

See you hell, dinner hot plate!



TMMadman, that dinner plate was with the thread for twenty years! It had one page left until retirement :mad:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Mister Kingdom posted:

Do Over Ham, quick, call Aquaman!

My spidey sense is tingling -- anybody call for a web-slinger?

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

TMMadman posted:

See you hell, dinner hot plate!



But this comes out of my salary. If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

Mr. Marouka? Help! :ohdear:

Hello...?

Mrs. Pommelhorst...?

I'd like to get down now... :ohdear:

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

Root Bear posted:

My god, you're greasy... :stare:

Grease me up, woman!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

JohnnyCanuck posted:

Grease me up, woman!

That's not what you said the first time you saw me! :mad:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

JohnnyCanuck posted:

Grease me up, woman!

Okie-dokie.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

That's not what you said the first time you saw me! :mad:

You wish. That's the stage we call ''Professor Root Bear.'' Talkative, coherent, even insightful.

Here's drunk:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

TMMadman posted:

You wish. That's the stage we call ''Professor Root Bear.'' Talkative, coherent, even insightful.

Here's drunk:



I'm going to maarkeeeeet

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

TMMadman posted:

You wish. That's the stage we call ''Professor Root Bear.'' Talkative, coherent, even insightful.

Here's drunk:



Hey, TMMadman, what's L-I-N-C-O-N doing here?

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Hey, TMMadman, what's L-I-N-C-O-N doing here?

S-U-C-C-E-E-S, that's the way you spell success!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

You wish. That's the stage we call ''Professor Root Bear.'' Talkative, coherent, even insightful.

Here's drunk:



That sounds like the testimony of "Crazy Old TMMadman" :rolleyes:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

S-U-C-C-E-E-S, that's the way you spell success!

I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T! :smug:

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Do over Ham posted:

I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T! :smug:

SEX CAULDRON!? I thought they closed that place down!

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

Striking Yak posted:

SEX CAULDRON!? I thought they closed that place down!

Are you talking about the bordello?

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance...

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Mira posted:

Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance...

Hey kids, always recycle... TO THE EXTREME! Bust it!

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K0sRkvX4KE

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



DizzyBum posted:

Hey kids, always recycle... TO THE EXTREME! Bust it!

Stop! Don't recycle! It's murder! You're helping DizzyBum! :gonk:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

DizzyBum posted:

Hey kids, always recycle... TO THE EXTREME! Bust it!

Oh nooo... Bette MIDLER! :stonk:

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003


JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

Do over Ham posted:

I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T! :smug:

...I bent my wookie.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

York_M_Chan posted:

Are you talking about the bordello?

Maryanne climbs info the hammock with you. :sonia:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

JohnnyCanuck posted:

...I bent my wookie.

What's a diorama? :downs:

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I don't want to live anymore.

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