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Bernard McFacknutah posted:That's basically my job, and because I only work about 3 days a week if it's super serious I get to palm most of the paperwork off on to a detective. Cost's me a loving fortune in Starbucks and blowjobs though. You need to work the system dude. Just pull the "But I'm only a Special..." with puppy dog eyes and all your work is instantly foisted onto everybody else 
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I'm not that much of a shitbag and I get some decent postings because I get used as muscle who can do his own case papers BUT I loving hate dealing with RTC's and will happily act like my autistic brethren and make someone else do the paperwork for that. I cannot stand doing CARBS (if you have them) much prefer even a criminal domestic or a sudden death than drawing pathetic little cars on yellow paper. What are the BTP specials like?
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:I'm not that much of a shitbag and I get some decent postings because I get used as muscle who can do his own case papers BUT I loving hate dealing with RTC's and will happily act like my autistic brethren and make someone else do the paperwork for that. I cannot stand doing CARBS (if you have them) much prefer even a criminal domestic or a sudden death than drawing pathetic little cars on yellow paper. They're just like normal specials, usually ranging from vaguely capable but inexperienced (we only have a handful that are over 2 years) to "how are you even here" levels of competence. I can only think of one special or maybe two that I would trust doing police work without hand holding Our specials aren't allowed to take on investigations, because they rarely put in the commitment to come on duty often enough to effectively investigate crimes.
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Jun 30, 2015 15:26
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Pretty sure this is what Beanie sounds like irlEhud posted:I have excellent news for you
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I hate this see something say something bullshit.
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Jul 1, 2015 15:15
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Branis posted:I hate this see something say something bullshit. I had no idea what you were talking about so I googled it lol
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Happy Canada Day, fellow Canadian leogoons This is my first Canada Day in years that I won't be working, so I'll be commemorating it by drinking Great Western in my garage and getting into a very polite domestic when my wife gets home from work 
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DrakeriderCa posted:Happy Canada Day, fellow Canadian leogoons Lol
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Branis posted:I hate this see something say something bullshit. did someone report a guy with a camera
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THEY DON'T LIVE IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE. *dude walks in to his home two houses down*.
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Untagged posted:THEY DON'T LIVE IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE. I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS CAR BEFORE, IT MUST BE UP TO NO GOOD. *tag returns to next door neighbor*
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Branis posted:Black person walking. In the Dakotas? Was he lost?
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Rad Lieutenant posted:In the Dakotas? Did he fall out of an airplane?
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I'll have you know that a solid 1.3% of South Dakota's population is black.
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Branis posted:I'll have you know that a solid 1.3% of South Dakota's population is black. Would you rather have natives or blacks? Also what % of your crime is committed by natives who make up like 9% of the population?
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I couldn't even begin to tell you, the county I live in is like 98% white, and white people definitely commit 98% of crime here.
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Branis posted:I couldn't even begin to tell you, the county I live in is like 98% white, and white people definitely commit 98% of crime here. One time I arrested the same black guy twice in a 24 hour period. I had to trump up charges on a dozen white guys that week just to even out my stats.
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Cop gay. So What posted:One time I arrested the same black guy twice in a 24 hour period. I had to trump up charges on a dozen white guys that week just to even out my stats. Affirmative Action IRL
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One cyclist killed, two others seriously injured at World Police & Fire Games Pretty sad story. Some of my friends road bike in that area and have reported that the place where the crash occurred is known for having some really fast downhills.
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suboptimal posted:One cyclist killed, two others seriously injured at World Police & Fire Games drat, that's insane. Poor guy must have had no chance if fire was right there to render aid. The games have been a pretty good time so far, police/fire from all over the world coming to play sports and hang out.
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Speaking of the Police and Fire Games, a Russian police officer was arrested for shoplifting at Tyson's Corner.
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Probably trying to get the good track suits to bring back home to Russia.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Speaking of the Police and Fire Games, a Russian police officer was arrested for shoplifting at Tyson's Corner. I bet he gets deported and then promoted as soon as he gets back to the rotten shithole he lives in
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Branis posted:Probably trying to get the good track suits to bring back home to Russia.
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suboptimal posted:One cyclist killed, two others seriously injured at World Police & Fire Games Yeah it's not been a good day.
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Man, Russian cops must have it sweet. All I get is free coke and coffee from the Kangaroo Store. I didn't know they could just walk out of department stores with whatever the gently caress. That and being able to pull people over just because.
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yeah but you have to live in russia. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQLDvBCBxto
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Branis posted:yeah but you have to live in russia. everything about this is beautiful
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz52s2dPGZY Bunch of DISARM NYPD babies run to hide behind the NYPD for protection from some bikers who don't appreciate them burning the American flag. Should have let the bikers through  .
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Untagged posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz52s2dPGZY hahahahahahahaha this is the wet dream of like 95% of my coworkers I love how fast that banner got packed away when the dudes who are seriously civilly disobedient showed up
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pfffft NY bikers....lol
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DrakeriderCa posted:hahahahahahahaha this is the wet dream of like 95% of my coworkers "Stick together guys! Stick together guys!" *runs away screaming, leaving everyone behind*.
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 Can this be our new gang tag? Except for you Shep, I know I know. Toxx for Donald or whatever.
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Bernie is the last hope America has to redeem itself before president bush the third or Clinton get into a nuke war with Russia and destroy the planet
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Branis posted:get into a nuke war with Russia and destroy the planet 
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