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I am amazingly not okay with this!
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 05:38 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 05:55 |
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Heat it up and it's super creamy tomato soup! e: In the microwave of course.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 05:44 |
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Plinkey posted:Heat it up and it's super creamy tomato soup! Ughhhhhh
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 05:45 |
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cash crab posted:That reminds me: When I was seven, I bought those little mini jugs of milk from Safeway in chocolate and banana and drank them both in about ten minutes and had to lie down for about three hours Were you raised by raccoons?
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 05:48 |
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Pomp posted:Were you raised by raccoons? One would assume, as cash crab is a raccoon after all.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 05:49 |
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Would.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 05:49 |
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Pomp posted:Were you raised by raccoons? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpoLYJ3HjBg
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 05:51 |
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This reminds me of something I did as a kid, I may have posted it before but I'll post again. I really liked Kraft Dinner (Mac & Cheese) with ketchup So I thought all ketchup and cheese mixes would taste just as good. I took two slices of bread, slathered them in ketchup, then put a cheese slice in between. It was not good.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 06:14 |
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I wish so badly I had taken a picture of it, but once the cafeteria at the hospital I work at made something they called "Kenya stew." It was a bland, watery version of that African chicken and peanut stew topped with: sliced raw red bell pepper crushed salted peanuts chopped hard-boiled egg dried coconut (sweetened, of course) about 1/3 of a bunch of cilantro, just left on the stem and not cut at all frozen chopped peaches—as in, not thawed It's the most hilariously incomprehensible food I've ever seen intentionally made. African food as interpreted by thrifty white space aliens. Rollersnake has a new favorite as of 07:02 on Jun 30, 2015 |
# ? Jun 30, 2015 06:57 |
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EorayMel posted:Here's on for the books ...pimento cheese bread dough? :confoot:
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 07:22 |
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Rollersnake posted:I wish so badly I had taken a picture of it, but once the cafeteria at the hospital I work at made something they called "Kenya stew." It was a bland, watery version of that African chicken and peanut stew topped with: Peaches? I mean the rest kind of might work, maybe, but peaches?
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 08:07 |
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This is the first time in YEARS that my stomach actually heaved due to something from the internet. Huuurrrkkk.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 10:29 |
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when i'm hungry and know it's psychologically-induced and eating will just make me fat, i look at this post and it helps. thank you fellow forum user Uhn
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 11:19 |
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cash crab posted:This upsets me a lot Same. It makes me ill.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 12:15 |
It's given me the vapors thrice already
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 13:25 |
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Man, all of you should at least bother trying ketchup milk before knocking it like that. Who knows, maybe it's good?
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 13:31 |
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Wanamingo posted:Man, all of you should at least bother trying ketchup milk before knocking it like that. Who knows, maybe it's good? Trip report: it was not good
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 13:36 |
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Thanks for taking that entirely unnecessary bullet for us.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 14:00 |
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Wanamingo posted:Trip report: it was not good What kind of ketchup did you use? Maybe it wasn't expensive enough.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 14:04 |
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cash crab posted:Wait, why the gently caress does the prairies get Ontario themed items and Ontario doesn't? Also: drat IT. Oh, well. If you don't do the Baconator by Friday I will. That was the first week of June they had the Cottage Country Chicken or whatever the hell it was. Or perhaps you didn't get it for the same reasons that you can't get Irish Stew if you visit Ireland. Have at it on the Baconator fries. I am not at all inclined to try cutting edge foods that involve fries after the debacle that was the poutine pizza from a couple years ago.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 14:14 |
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You can get the McLobster every summer in the Maritimes; does the rest of the country not get it? I was sure I'd seen it advertised in Ottawa.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 14:19 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:What kind of ketchup did you use? Maybe it wasn't expensive enough. it was probably american ketchup instead of the catsup of west cambodia harvested from the blood of river fishes and fetuses
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 14:30 |
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God is dead and we put ketchup on his corpse.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 14:51 |
Dijon ketchup
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 14:51 |
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Antifreeze Head posted:That was the first week of June they had the Cottage Country Chicken or whatever the hell it was. Or perhaps you didn't get it for the same reasons that you can't get Irish Stew if you visit Ireland. Cheese fries with bacon is a pretty drat hard concept to gently caress up at least
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 15:19 |
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Dogfish posted:You can get the McLobster every summer in the Maritimes; does the rest of the country not get it? I was sure I'd seen it advertised in Ottawa. I don't remember seeing it during the year I lived in Ottawa. I can confirm that it has never made it as far west as the prairies before this year. The List of McDonald's Products page on Wikipedia contains some interesting things: quote:McSpaghetti – was launched in the Late 1970s as a part of McD's dinner menu which included a number of Italian dishes. The dish is still available international where in Philippines it is still popular and is generally served with McNuggets quote:Bacon Bacon McBacon – A burger featuring 5 slices of bacon served with BBQ sauce, cheese on a bun dipped in pork dripping. Released for a limited run in Australia during the early 1990s. quote:Catfish Sandwich – A sandwich made with a catfish patty, lettuce, and tangy sauce and sold on a McRib-style bun. Sold at McDonald's locations in Kentucky, Tennessee, Alabama, Arkansas, and Mississippi for a brief period in March 1991.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 15:36 |
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Antifreeze Head posted:I don't remember seeing it during the year I lived in Ottawa. I can confirm that it has never made it as far west as the prairies before this year. Looking at this has just made me found out that the rest of the world apparently doesn't get the Sweet Curry dipping sauce for their fries? That's like the best sauce and pretty much the only reason to go MacDonalds over Burger King?? Poor Bastards.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 16:06 |
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Milk, salt, tomato, and garlic mixed together? Good heavens! *goes back to eating pizza*
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 17:25 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Milk, salt, tomato, and garlic mixed together? Good heavens! It's probably a Japanese thing. They make Mayo milkshakes and Mayo fondue, ketchup and milk seems par for the course.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 18:10 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Milk, salt, tomato, and garlic mixed together? Good heavens!
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 19:54 |
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Antifreeze Head posted:
This made me laugh for some reason anyway: hahahahaha
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 20:03 |
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McD has a pretty robust history of people not understand their core brand and attempting to do something completely stupid and unnecessary. For example - McArch: A burger where every single ad was kids showing disgust over the burger and it's "adult taste" - Pizza: Something that took 10-15 minutes to make in a place where people expected their food in a minute or less - McDLT: Not a bad idea per se, but usually any fast food that requires the consumer to finish assembling it isn't a massive success - Spagetti: No one wants dirt cheap overcooked pasta (unless its $20 a plate at Olive garden) - Angus burgers: No one wants to pay $7-8 for a McD's burger, no matter how superior the beef is.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 20:18 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Milk, salt, tomato, and garlic mixed together? Good heavens! Roro posted:Nobody loving cares if you'd eat it, you loving masochists. It looks like poo poo anyways. Nobody cares if you find it appealing (visually or otherwise) either. Also good job on considering two completely different things to be the same! More gross looking food! Top and bottom probably taste very good, but they look foul so here we are.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 20:19 |
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pentyne posted:McD has a pretty robust history of people not understand their core brand and attempting to do something completely stupid and unnecessary. For example What the gently caress is a DLT
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 20:58 |
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cash crab posted:What the gently caress is a DLT Google informs me it's a McDonalds Lettuce and Tomato. The meat and bottom bun were separate from the salad and top bun?
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:07 |
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Roro posted:Google informs me it's a McDonalds Lettuce and Tomato. The meat and bottom bun were separate from the salad and top bun? The hot side stays hot! The cool side stays cool!
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:27 |
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Roro posted:Google informs me it's a McDonalds Lettuce and Tomato. The meat and bottom bun were separate from the salad and top bun?
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:29 |
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Hirayuki posted:Yeah. I'm old and ate a few of these. They were pretty good, I guess, but then again, I was a kid at the time and had dumb kid tastebuds. And as pentyne pointed out, the "assemble the rest of it yourself" thing doesn't really fly. Imagine trying to eat one of these in traffic: HAHAHAHA WHAT THE gently caress
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 21:31 |
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McDonalds has had some less than spectacular food ideas.
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# ? Jun 30, 2015 22:01 |
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cash crab posted:HAHAHAHA WHAT THE gently caress The hot side stayed hot and the cold side stayed cold motherfucker It came in an insulating styrofoam container and it had a lid bitch then you took off the lid and folded the clamshell closed and it was assembled and delicious
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