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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

thatguy posted:

True Detective: Because on any other show it's just reusing the same extras car twice, but here it's a worldwide sex conspiracy for 8 episodes until everybody forgets about it because they were just watching reruns of Law & Order & Turner & Hooch & Tango & Cash

You must hate being yourself.

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mamelon
Oct 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Thought Ray's end was fitting, and I kinda appreciate how the ep's scenes/conversations about his life were all so literal.


"If you take my kid, I'll have nothing left"

Kid gets taken, he dies



"Get away from your poo poo life and come to my idyllic mountain home. Look there's even some money on the table for gas!"

Thinks he already has the "world he deserves," wearily marches towards seedy crime scene and death

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug

iamsosmrt posted:

For some reason Taylor Kitsch's face in the show is unsettling to me. I can't quite put my finger on why though.

My wife mentioned his right eye is more closed than the other (sort of like a lazy eye or something), and now I can't un-see it.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

iamsosmrt posted:

For some reason Taylor Kitsch's face in the show is unsettling to me. I can't quite put my finger on why though.

I'm not really feeling the show this season so far, but I'll give it a few more episodes before deciding if I'll finish. Everyone's so drat over the top morose about everything like it's a perpetual funeral.

It's because you don't want to admit you're gay

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



BlindSite posted:

Its not outside the realm of possibility the motorbike friday night lights is homophobic and needs viagra because of ptsd. Stop being spergs about him being a secret gay.

While I agree that figuring he was gay in the first episode seemed to be a bit of a reach, the homophobic comment that was specifically called out by Dan from Deadwood along with the scene of him watching the male prostitute get out of the car from his hotel room seems to be pointing at him hiding something.

kiimo posted:

Is that a reference to Woodrugh's mom's smeared lipstick,

I don't think that was smeared lipstick, it sure looked like a herpe to me.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

AFewBricksShy posted:

While I agree that figuring he was gay in the first episode seemed to be a bit of a reach, the homophobic comment that was specifically called out by Dan from Deadwood along with the scene of him watching the male prostitute get out of the car from his hotel room seems to be pointing at him hiding something.

Was that the same scene where he is smoking and eyeballs the two guys with matching angle wing outfits looking pretty fabulous?

superh posted:

Rewatching ep 2. Wanted to express my love for:

"It's just a little to close to... sucking a robot's dick I donno" Cut to huge rear end robot dick.

I noticed that as well and was about to mention it at the time to the person I was watching it with and then thought some things are better left unsaid. I couldn't think of a good way to say "oh wow, that's a giant robot dick and they were just talking about robot dicks" :eng101:

HOT SQUATS
Sep 24, 2006

How all the DJ's cut
How all the DJ's cut
Cut me a slice of your track now

AFewBricksShy posted:

While I agree that figuring he was gay in the first episode seemed to be a bit of a reach

How was it a reach? The guy was visibly disgusted at the prospect of having sex with his girlfriend. It was obviously much more than ED. Also rewatch the scene and pay attention to how tense and unnerving it is, look at Woodrugh's body language. It's a rape scene.

solovyov
Feb 23, 2006

LAWYER FIGHT

HOT SQUATS posted:

It's a rape scene.

Dude. He's doing it to himself. It's more like a cutting scene.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

HOT SQUATS posted:

How was it a reach? The guy was visibly disgusted at the prospect of having sex with his girlfriend. It was obviously much more than ED. Also rewatch the scene and pay attention to how tense and unnerving it is, look at Woodrugh's body language. It's a rape scene.

He wasn't visibly disgusted in that scene unless his one single expression throughout every scene is visible disgust

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

SaviourX posted:

Like, don't ever prove me wrong IV, I only dip in here once or twice a year, and it is incredible how fast you can poo poo a thing up.

Continue tie theory and winking 'true, detective' jokes, it's what you're good at.


And to be OT: Ani fell down the clickhole from doing legitimate research to specifically cruising the BDSM-themed profiles. (and then for some reason just straight up watching some DP?)
Either way she's a closet kinkster for sure and I like that she has to struggle with it.

There's truth in here but I desire unironically for more 'true detective' jokes.


edit:

thatguy posted:

True Detective: Because watching a no-talent actor's frog-eyed face for a 3 minute monologue standing up isn't bad enough, we'll do it in a loving bed to squash his face and make that uncanny valley android look as bad as possible instead

thatguy posted:

True Detective: Because on any other show it's just reusing the same extras car twice, but here it's a worldwide sex conspiracy for 8 episodes until everybody forgets about it because they were just watching reruns of Law & Order & Turner & Hooch & Tango & Cash



But I desire less of this.

kiimo fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Jun 30, 2015

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

thatguy posted:

He wasn't visibly disgusted in that scene unless his one single expression throughout every scene is visible disgust

It's the James Hurley effect (replace disgust with vacant uncomprehending confusion).

Unzip and Attack
Mar 3, 2008

USPOL May
One thing this season is lacking compared to the first is humor. It's like all the characters are cynical and wounded like Rust was but there's no "grab a beer after work and tell fart jokes" Marty to balance it out. I really liked the first two episodes and I also like that they aren't doing a re-tread of season 1.

My wife actually freaked out when the raven mask guy came out of the shadows in episode 2. One of the freakiest moments I've seen on TV in a long time.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Unzip and Attack posted:

One thing this season is lacking compared to the first is humor. It's like all the characters are cynical and wounded like Rust was but there's no "grab a beer after work and tell fart jokes" Marty to balance it out. I really liked the first two episodes and I also like that they aren't doing a re-tread of season 1.

My wife actually freaked out when the raven mask guy came out of the shadows in episode 2. One of the freakiest moments I've seen on TV in a long time.

Agreed on all counts.

Except I knew when he's all like "cool found the scene of the crime" *holsters gun* there was gonna be trouble. Just didn't figure how much.

That was a brutal scene.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
I rewatched last night, what was weird about the Velcoro getting shot scene is that when bird man is walking up to him and aims his shotgun at Velcoro's chest Velcoro just kind of lays there with both hands at his side like "eh I'll just let this guy walk up and shoot me in the chest with out any resistance at all".

It would seem like if it was realistic he would be grabbing at the barrel etc.

superh
Oct 10, 2007

Touching every treasure

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

I rewatched last night, what was weird about the Velcoro getting shot scene is that when bird man is walking up to him and aims his shotgun at Velcoro's chest Velcoro just kind of lays there with both hands at his side like "eh I'll just let this guy walk up and shoot me in the chest with out any resistance at all".

It would seem like if it was realistic he would be grabbing at the barrel etc.

On my rewatch I tried to go as frame by frame as I could through the shooting, and I think that the speculation about it being non-lethal beanbags or something might have some merit. There's definitely no blood shown, just his shirt and coat flapping. If he'd just been point-blank shot with a beanbag the wind would've been knocked out of him.

Regardless of how lethal or non-lethal the bullets were, that second shot had to have done some damage.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
He was in shock from the first shot and/or probably knew this was it. That's not that unrealistic, and whining about realism with that kinda poo poo is stupid

Periodiko
Jan 30, 2005
Uh.

solovyov posted:

Nope. Narrow it down.

I don't know what you're saying, but I think it's unfair to call the creator's of the show "ignorant" based on what we've seen so far, and I think it's outright wrong to say that the highway stop was supposed to "telegraph" that he was gay, considering the show kept the outcome ambiguous. I think the highway stop was there to show uneasy, toxic, commodified power-for-sex and to intrigue the viewer. Given that his use of viagra is perfectly reasonable, and given how the highway scene only suggests homosexuality in retrospect, if at all, I don't understand your personal attack on the show runners. But if you feel differently that's okay, it's a very strange, divisive show after all. Cheers.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Pron on VHS posted:

He was in shock from the first shot and/or probably knew this was it. That's not that unrealistic, and whining about realism with that kinda poo poo is stupid

Not whining, just pointing it out for speculative purposes: i.e. was Velcoro in on it? Nothing would lead me to believe that except him just laying there.

Gazaar
Mar 23, 2005

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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Not whining, just pointing it out for speculative purposes: i.e. was Velcoro in on it? Nothing would lead me to believe that except him just laying there.

That or being shot by a shotgun round of any type is traumatic as gently caress.

RadioDog
May 31, 2005

Pron on VHS posted:

He was in shock from the first shot and/or probably knew this was it. That's not that unrealistic, and whining about realism with that kinda poo poo is stupid

Didn't Velcoro just get done telling Frank he was thinking about giving up and just killing himself, and Frank chided him about talking like that. I took it as him just giving up.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
One would think that fight or flight would kick in and that one wouldn't have the chance to think to themselves "oh, why bother? I wanted to kill myself anyway" /lays there.

I have no real opinion, just shooting the poo poo until the next one airs.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

One would think that fight or flight would kick in and that one wouldn't have the chance to think to themselves "oh, why bother? I wanted to kill myself anyway" /lays there.

I have no real opinion, just shooting the poo poo until the next one airs.

True story, I had a shotgun shoved into the side of my head during a messed up drug deal and even though it lasted only a few seconds it sure as hell gave me a ton of time to think about a ton of things. I'm sure getting shot would slow time down enough to think about all sorts of things before you died.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I don't know poo poo about guns but I was watching it a second time, this time with a buddy of mine who is a DEA special agent, former FBI, former Air Force special forces. He immediately said "non-lethal" based on what the shotgun blast did to him. If it was realistically portrayed it drat near would have cut his body in half.

It also makes sense because this isn't Game of Thrones and I don't think you kill off your best character in the second episode. Torturing him and having him change as a character because of that is way more interesting from a writing standpoint. I think whatever ordeal he's about to go through is going to laser-focus him into solving this case and getting to the bottom of it and the mayor can gently caress himself and the gangster that sent him there can gently caress himself. At least that's what I hope will happen because I want this character to be suddenly driven with purpose.

RadioDog
May 31, 2005

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

One would think that fight or flight would kick in and that one wouldn't have the chance to think to themselves "oh, why bother? I wanted to kill myself anyway" /lays there.

I have no real opinion, just shooting the poo poo until the next one airs.

Well, it wasn't what I wanted him to do (just lay there), or what I'd thought he'd do, that's for sure.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

kiimo posted:

I don't know poo poo about guns but I was watching it a second time, this time with a buddy of mine who is a DEA special agent, former FBI, former Air Force special forces. He immediately said "non-lethal" based on what the shotgun blast did to him. If it was realistically portrayed it drat near would have cut his body in half.

Absent body armor. Level 3A stuff will stop 00 and even slugs from pretty close ranges.

http://www.theboxotruth.com/the-box-o-truth-16-level-iiia-armor/

And if he's not wearing armor, that second shot would have at least critically injured him no matter what the load was, even the shot cup from a load of rock salt would have penetrated at that range. A beanbag would have wound up inside his belly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhQCMQ4K3PY&t=154s

NoDamage
Dec 2, 2000

kiimo posted:

I don't know poo poo about guns but I was watching it a second time, this time with a buddy of mine who is a DEA special agent, former FBI, former Air Force special forces. He immediately said "non-lethal" based on what the shotgun blast did to him. If it was realistically portrayed it drat near would have cut his body in half.

It also makes sense because this isn't Game of Thrones and I don't think you kill off your best character in the second episode. Torturing him and having him change as a character because of that is way more interesting from a writing standpoint. I think whatever ordeal he's about to go through is going to laser-focus him into solving this case and getting to the bottom of it and the mayor can gently caress himself and the gangster that sent him there can gently caress himself. At least that's what I hope will happen because I want this character to be suddenly driven with purpose.
Are you referring to the first or second blast? I think it's kind of lovely if you have to be some kind of firearms expert to know that a direct shotgun blast to the gut, in fact, did not kill him.

Moltke
May 13, 2009
Personally, I don't think that the writers making us feel like the character we're rooting for is in danger, only to reveal later that the shooter had ulterior motives and the danger wasn't what we were led to believe, is necessarily bad storytelling, even if someone with outside technical knowledge of the mechanics can determine that Velcoro likely isn't dead (This thought occurred to me immediately due to the lack of gore and I know nothing about guns). Velcoro is most certainly in a difficult position and appears powerless over his own fate at the moment. Whatever happens next will be pure characterization for the Birdman. If we learn a little bit more about the his motives/go deeper down the rabbithole as a result of this experience, I will continue to tune in.

But if the Pizza Man fumbles it...

Moltke fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Jun 30, 2015

frenchnewwave
Jun 7, 2012

Would you like a Cuppa?
Hi I'm bad at watching tv. Remind me why/when all 3 cops were told to mess up the investigation? I don't remember that but everyone likes to mumble on this show and I didn't think to put subtitles on.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
Raven dude just shot the ground next to his head as a warning and left.

frenchnewwave posted:

Hi I'm bad at watching tv. Remind me why/when all 3 cops were told to mess up the investigation? I don't remember that but everyone likes to mumble on this show and I didn't think to put subtitles on.

They weren't explicitly told but one of them is in bed with criminals and he tells the lady-cop that if the state really wanted this solved then they would've sent in a whole taskforce instead of one or two people.

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

voted blanks/squibs and elaborate death-faking for whoever's on the other side of that camera

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot

kiimo posted:

I don't know poo poo about guns but I was watching it a second time, this time with a buddy of mine who is a DEA special agent, former FBI, former Air Force special forces. He immediately said "non-lethal" based on what the shotgun blast did to him. If it was realistically portrayed it drat near would have cut his body in half.

It also makes sense because this isn't Game of Thrones and I don't think you kill off your best character in the second episode. Torturing him and having him change as a character because of that is way more interesting from a writing standpoint. I think whatever ordeal he's about to go through is going to laser-focus him into solving this case and getting to the bottom of it and the mayor can gently caress himself and the gangster that sent him there can gently caress himself. At least that's what I hope will happen because I want this character to be suddenly driven with purpose.

They're gonna poo poo in his shoes and shave his 'stache. :ohdear:

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

I have to find out who killed Casper. Who killed him. I will find him.

solovyov
Feb 23, 2006

LAWYER FIGHT

Periodiko posted:

I don't know what you're saying, but I think it's unfair to call the creator's of the show "ignorant" based on what we've seen so far, and I think it's outright wrong to say that the highway stop was supposed to "telegraph" that he was gay, considering the show kept the outcome ambiguous. I think the highway stop was there to show uneasy, toxic, commodified power-for-sex and to intrigue the viewer. Given that his use of viagra is perfectly reasonable, and given how the highway scene only suggests homosexuality in retrospect, if at all, I don't understand your personal attack on the show runners. But if you feel differently that's okay, it's a very strange, divisive show after all. Cheers.

The "ignorant" comment was making fun of people who were laughing at the guy who was operating from the assumption that the show runners are NOT ignorant. I didn't think the highway stop telegraphed "this guy is gay" either, but a bunch of other people did, with ignorant reasoning that you're somewhat buying into here. Him turning down the blow job should not, under any reasonably aware standard, count as evidence he's gay. You seem to understand that and why it is (it would've been an abuse of power to accept that bj). I said "narrow it down" on the viagra issue because I wasn't arguing that it's never reasonable to incorporate viagra for sexual performance, just that it was dumb to incorporate it in this scene if the intent is to clearly communicate - this dude needs extra help getting his dick hard because he's not attracted to this beautiful woman. Particularly as he stands there regarding his war wounds, suggesting PTSD as the most reasonable explanation.

I don't think I'm trying to personally attack the show runners, there's just some unavoidable implications when pointing out "great job, guys, people working from uninformed and silly presumptions were the first people to figure out this character is gay!" Like, it's probably not a coincidence that those people saw turning down the bj/using viagra as signs of Gay, the show runners saw it that way too.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

I agree

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

frenchnewwave posted:

Hi I'm bad at watching tv. Remind me why/when all 3 cops were told to mess up the investigation? I don't remember that but everyone likes to mumble on this show and I didn't think to put subtitles on.

Velcoro's higher ups (the mayor etc.) told him they didn't want any surprises when he asked if they wanted him to solve the case.

Antigone's higher ups told her they knew Velcro was crooked but that she should try to find a way to get intelligence from him to use in the case the state is building against the city of Vinci. CHiPs guy was told something similar from the same higher ups, more like "use this opportunity to filter info".

I think that's kind of right.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the girl is the only true detective on the case right, the others are just highway patrol and city cop

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Abu Dave posted:

the girl is the only true detective on the case right, the others are just highway patrol and city cop

Velcoro is a detective in Vinci. I assume he ended up with that gig via corrupt connections. He used to be a city cop then he killed the rapist and somehow got a detective gig in Vinci.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

I liked that Vinci's residential district is the houses opposite the police station. Velcro literally cross the street to work apparently.

NoDamage
Dec 2, 2000

solovyov posted:

The "ignorant" comment was making fun of people who were laughing at the guy who was operating from the assumption that the show runners are NOT ignorant. I didn't think the highway stop telegraphed "this guy is gay" either, but a bunch of other people did, with ignorant reasoning that you're somewhat buying into here. Him turning down the blow job should not, under any reasonably aware standard, count as evidence he's gay. You seem to understand that and why it is (it would've been an abuse of power to accept that bj). I said "narrow it down" on the viagra issue because I wasn't arguing that it's never reasonable to incorporate viagra for sexual performance, just that it was dumb to incorporate it in this scene if the intent is to clearly communicate - this dude needs extra help getting his dick hard because he's not attracted to this beautiful woman. Particularly as he stands there regarding his war wounds, suggesting PTSD as the most reasonable explanation.

I don't think I'm trying to personally attack the show runners, there's just some unavoidable implications when pointing out "great job, guys, people working from uninformed and silly presumptions were the first people to figure out this character is gay!" Like, it's probably not a coincidence that those people saw turning down the bj/using viagra as signs of Gay, the show runners saw it that way too.
Literally no one (in this thread, anyway) suggested that turning down the blowjob was evidence that he was gay. Stalling for time so you can take Viagra before you're about to have sex though? Being gay, having PTSD, or having some other form of ED are all possible explanations. There wasn't enough information after episode 1 to know for sure. Really, there still isn't.

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Meowbot posted:

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