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14 INCH SLIT posted:I love how after towing 2 vehicles with my shoebox of a car with a whopping 53hp SAE gross when new, people decide protégé chat is more interesting It's easy to tell who's driven a protege and who hasn't 
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14 INCH SLIT posted:I love how after towing 2 vehicles with my shoebox of a car with a whopping 53hp SAE gross when new, people decide protégé chat is more interesting Well we expect you to go beyond the impossible at this point, I gotta defend my "honor."
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14 INCH SLIT posted:I love how after towing 2 vehicles with my shoebox of a car with a whopping 53hp SAE gross when new, people decide protégé chat is more interesting I liked your tow stories :P Hahah.
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14 INCH SLIT posted:I have Obscenely Sweaty Hands You can get medication for that, you know.
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8ender posted:I owned a Protege5 and always felt that Mazda missed their chance to put a warmed up BP engine in it and make a great hot hatch. I still can't believe they didn't drop it into the MSP. I have seen a couple Proteges with BP swaps so it can be done.
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Jul 1, 2015 03:39
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If I ever wanna get any real power out of mine I'll have to do something. It's either a swap of some flavor, or fully build the motor if I ever want more than 200hp. Comedy option is the KL-ZE V6, which has been done a few times.
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14 INCH SLIT posted:I love how after towing 2 vehicles with my shoebox of a car with a whopping 53hp SAE gross when new, people decide protégé chat is more interesting Swap a BP into that bad boy as a cry for attention 
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I will donate my blown FS-DE. Even NA you get DOUBLE your car's stock power! (I am not responsible for rebuilding the fucker)
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8ender posted:Swap a BP into that bad boy as a cry for attention Clearly he should swap in a K8.
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14 INCH SLIT posted:I love how after towing 2 vehicles with my shoebox of a car with a whopping 53hp SAE gross when new, people decide protégé chat is more interesting It's Protegé, actually.
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I have a protege5 and I'm OK with the power. Also it's an automatic. Not every car has to be fast. Speaking of which, it is impressive that that little car was able to tow those other cars, 13 inch, but like: a person can push a car down a street, too. How far exactly did you pull them?
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torpedan posted:Clearly he should swap in a K8. A friend had an mx-3 with the k8, such a fun tiny engine and a great match for a tiny car. The engine bay was a non-euclidean nightmare though. I remember some time back someone put one in a Miata and all I could think was an alternating Cool! and Why? PS 14" : I'm the guy in the Clown-shoe that was bugging you at work today.
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14 INCH SLIT posted:I love how after towing 2 vehicles with my shoebox of a car with a whopping 53hp SAE gross when new, people decide protégé chat is more interesting I was going to make a joke about a DSM in it's natural state (broken), but I'm not that funny
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So baller I got my own spot. 
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Jul 3, 2015 19:55
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Your car is small enough where if you have to you can just co-opt part of someone else's. 
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Jul 3, 2015 20:09
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I have been known to just tuck it in my back pocket when parking is really tough.
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Jul 3, 2015 20:16
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14 INCH SLIT posted:I have been known to just tuck it in my back pocket when parking is really tough. But back to the car...
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Jul 3, 2015 20:36
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~goodbye horses~
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Jul 3, 2015 20:45
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I can honestly say for the 1st time in a long time this thread has completely lost me.
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Jul 3, 2015 21:11
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Would you gently caress me? I'd gently caress me. I'd gently caress me hard. I'd gently caress me so hard.
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Jul 3, 2015 21:18
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14 INCH SLIT posted:Would you gently caress me? I'd gently caress me. I'd gently caress me hard. I'd gently caress me so hard. Your wish is my command love. *uses the hose* No more of that talk or I'll put the loving leeches on you!
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14 INCH SLIT posted:Would you gently caress me? I'd gently caress me. I'd gently caress me hard. I'd gently caress me so hard. You don't know what pain is.
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Mooseykins posted:You don't know what pain is. I want to know what pain is I want you to show me I want to feel what pain is I know you can show me
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14 INCH SLIT posted:Would you gently caress me? I'd gently caress me. I'd gently caress me hard. I'd gently caress me so hard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ArSfCTvMA
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0BvV3WYflzI
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Jul 3, 2015 22:19
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There is absolutely an explainable, normal reason that I can't stop replaying this.
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Adiabatic posted:There is absolutely an explainable, normal reason that I can't stop replaying this. Because it's goddamned hilarious?
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Jul 4, 2015 01:30
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Well poo poo might as well add this to the pile https://youtu.be/0CQokgv0dQw
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MAGIC DOES EXIST UNICORNS ARE REAL THE MAN IN THE SCARY EASTER BUNNY COSTUME ACTUALLY WAS JUST GIVING MY MOM THE HEIMLICH WHEN I WAS THREE LOOK WHAT WAS PARKED OUT FRONT 
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Jul 4, 2015 03:29
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*gasp* the legends were true...
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Jul 4, 2015 03:31
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pack it in, 14. you finally took things too far and now i have no choice but to believe you live a normal life with a normal car
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14 INCH SLIT posted:MAGIC DOES EXIST UNICORNS ARE REAL THE MAN IN THE SCARY EASTER BUNNY COSTUME ACTUALLY WAS JUST GIVING MY MOM THE HEIMLICH WHEN I WAS THREE LOOK WHAT WAS PARKED OUT FRONT 
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MustardFacial posted:*gasp* the legends were true... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLyxmD_UAK4
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14 INCH SLIT posted:MAGIC DOES EXIST UNICORNS ARE REAL THE MAN IN THE SCARY EASTER BUNNY COSTUME ACTUALLY WAS JUST GIVING MY MOM THE HEIMLICH WHEN I WAS THREE LOOK WHAT WAS PARKED OUT FRONT
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Jul 4, 2015 06:45
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Wikipedia says that it appears to be a '94-98 Biturbo Ghibli. Sexy stuff.
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Jul 4, 2015 06:59
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14 INCH SLIT posted:Wikipedia says that it appears to be a '94-98 Biturbo Ghibli. Sexy stuff. Keep an eye on it. You may get it for a good price from the estate of the driver. Y'know, after the car kills them.
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14 INCH SLIT posted:MAGIC DOES EXIST UNICORNS ARE REAL THE MAN IN THE SCARY EASTER BUNNY COSTUME ACTUALLY WAS JUST GIVING MY MOM THE HEIMLICH WHEN I WAS THREE LOOK WHAT WAS PARKED OUT FRONT Nice headlights. Also, why does it take forever for youtube videos to load lately? Do I have to hit my cable modem?
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14 INCH SLIT posted:MAGIC DOES EXIST UNICORNS ARE REAL THE MAN IN THE SCARY EASTER BUNNY COSTUME ACTUALLY WAS JUST GIVING MY MOM THE HEIMLICH WHEN I WAS THREE LOOK WHAT WAS PARKED OUT FRONT Not pictured - the flatbed parked in front of it getting ready to load it for the trip to the mechanic. That is pretty lovely though. Much nicer than the clapped out Craigslist pieces of poo poo we've been seeing in this thread.
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Top is also stuck down.
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Maybe you could find a Biturbo and swap the Honda's engine into it?
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