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Arcsech posted:yeah to get set up with F# on windows you install visual studio and the F# Power Tools extension and start coding. no yak shaving required yeah, is p good. will honestly be a while before i go back to haskell
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Algol60.js posted:Buggy, half-written version of the Algorithmic Language Algol 60.
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MononcQc posted:they replaced the entire facebook chat team by C++ engineers because they didn't feel like hiring new erlang peeps, then a few years later bought a company with <30 of them who handled 500M users easily for 16 billions. I'm guessing they'll try to replace them too. 19 bills
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c terrible machine learning s: lol ml is so much easier when your data isn't hot garbage served up by incompetent doctors
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Jun 30, 2015 06:19
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*farts a bunch of data into a matrix* *correlates everything with everything else*
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Jun 30, 2015 06:20
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huh, it says there's a correlation between my posting and unfunny poo poo. must be a bug
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Jun 30, 2015 09:15
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sounds like you're over-fitting to the training data
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Jun 30, 2015 11:50
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whats a good messaging thing like rabbitmq but... not rabbitmq.
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Jun 30, 2015 13:08
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whichever app is already being used by the majority of the people you work with or whatever
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Jun 30, 2015 13:13
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uncurable mlady posted:whats a good messaging thing like rabbitmq but... not rabbitmq. Kafka?
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Jun 30, 2015 13:18
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uncurable mlady posted:whats a good messaging thing like rabbitmq but... not rabbitmq. 0mq?
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Jun 30, 2015 13:20
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Subjunctive posted:sounds like you're over-fitting to the training data i sleepily worded that poorly. every signal of type a correlates strongly with every other signal of type a but not as strongly with every other type. same for types b, c, d, and e. strictly classifying off of these correlations is good enough for reasonably good results and i havent really tried to do interesting feature extraction yet or anything these are the base time-domain unfiltered signals it is weird and exciting how well they are behaving i need more data
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Jun 30, 2015 13:22
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inter app messaging stuff is pretty interesting tho. my mate just got a job working at a bank on a team that maintains their own bespoke messaging system used by pretty much every other system that clients face. i couldnt be responsibile for something like that
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Jun 30, 2015 13:23
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Bloody posted:0mq? kinda overkill. there's some apps that use amq but I heard it was kinda lovely
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Jun 30, 2015 13:24
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Valeyard posted:inter app messaging stuff is pretty interesting tho. my mate just got a job working at a bank on a team that maintains their own bespoke messaging system used by pretty much every other system that clients face. i couldnt be responsibile for something like that achq
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Jun 30, 2015 13:25
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geshundheit
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Jun 30, 2015 14:25
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Bloody posted:i sleepily worded that poorly. every signal of type a correlates strongly with every other signal of type a but not as strongly with every other type. same for types b, c, d, and e. strictly classifying off of these correlations is good enough for reasonably good results and i havent really tried to do interesting feature extraction yet or anything these are the base time-domain unfiltered signals it is weird and exciting how well they are behaving i need more data no I was joking about his bad posts
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Jun 30, 2015 14:32
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Oh I get it now
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Jun 30, 2015 14:36
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uncurable mlady posted:whats a good messaging thing like rabbitmq but... not rabbitmq. What are you trying to do with it?
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Jun 30, 2015 14:37
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zeromq is over kill? i was thinking of using it, i wonder if i'm missing something. it seems like its simple unix style sockets, but with java.
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do we have any yosposters working in london? it seems like a big tech place but i cant think of anyone
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handling side effects from this poo poo has been part of my night  https://blog.thousandeyes.com/route-leak-causes-amazon-and-aws-outage/(people thought we were down but we weren't and we could do nothing)
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Jul 1, 2015 05:39
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rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:do people actually get poo poo done in hipster langs like haskell and scala and such? i mean, I know the answer is "lol no". everytime i do poo poo in them i'm amazed at the amount of janitoring and yak shaving goes into getting a sensible development environment up and running. especially when i can just suck it up and use Java and just download IntelliJ or Eclipse and get something way more loving useful. am i just a baby who can't live with actual refactorings, autocomplete, codegen, compilation as i type, etc. etc. i wrote a scala at work today that used the totally intuitive <:< operator
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Jul 1, 2015 05:59
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uncurable mlady posted:whats a good messaging thing like rabbitmq but... not rabbitmq. mqtt
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the talent deficit posted:i wrote a scala at work today that used the totally intuitive <:< operator (-_-)
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Has anyone written a functional-language program that is just some huge ASCII picture? Seems like you could use a functional language to top seuss.c
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Valeyard posted:do we have any yosposters working in london? it seems like a big tech place but i cant think of anyone I do, couldn't tell by looking at my pay slip though
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pointsofdata posted:I do, couldn't tell by looking at my pay slip though not even a deece five and a half figgies, eh?
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VikingofRock posted:Has anyone written a functional-language program that is just some huge ASCII picture? Seems like you could use a functional language to top seuss.c sounds like it'd be really easy in non-whitespace-sensitive langs, just add spaces and newlines wherever you want
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Valeyard posted:do we have any yosposters working in london? it seems like a big tech place but i cant think of anyone i'm looking for haskell/ocaml/f# work and i'm pretty sure they're all in london
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gonadic io posted:i'm looking for haskell/ocaml/f# work and i'm pretty sure they're all in london my b-i-l writes terrible haskell in london but it's for an investment bank, do you really want to be first to the guillotine?
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Soricidus posted:my b-i-l writes terrible haskell in london but it's for an investment bank, do you really want to be first to the guillotine? i'll get out within a few years and go into teaching, hopefully before the guillotines fall. besides, investment trading is like the lest unethical type of banking there is, as the people that you're taking money from are all entering the stock market trying to make a fast buck by taking money from other suckers on it (or so I tell myself  )
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i've got a phone interview with a major investment trader today, the other company i've been talking to this week runs a gambling/poker/betting website. i know which i'd rather work for.
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gonadic io posted:i'll get out within a few years and go into teaching, hopefully before the guillotines fall. besides, investment trading is like the lest unethical type of banking there is, as the people that you're taking money from are all entering the stock market trying to make a fast buck by taking money from other suckers on it (or so I tell myself won't hft algorithms eventually be responsible for wiping out millions of people's retirement savings?
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gonadic io posted:i'll get out within a few years and go into teaching, hopefully before the guillotines fall. funnily enough that's his plan too
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eschaton posted:not even a deece five and a half figgies, eh? As far as I can tell junior positions in London pay roughly the same as ones out of London (with soen exceptions), but more senior positions have a bit of a differential. I definitely belong in this thread though so ymmv also I can't help interpreting six and a half figgies or w/e as 6.5=log_10(pay)
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pointsofdata posted:also I can't help interpreting six and a half figgies or w/e as 6.5=log_10(pay) that's because that's what it means the reason it's a ~~yospos meme~~ is because it's making fun of that one guy who thought otherwise and was talking up his 150k salary
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Valeyard posted:do we have any yosposters working in london? it seems like a big tech place but i cant think of anyone i will be kinda, most of my work is outside close to London but occasionally ill travel in
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Jabor posted:that's because that's what it means I remember that post it was a good one
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