The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Mister Kingdom posted:

I don't want to live anymore.

Bronson: [in a hospital bed] I wish I was dead. Oy!

# ? Jul 1, 2015 02:29

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 17:48

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

What's a diorama?

Did that goon say, 'what's a battle?'

# ? Jul 1, 2015 02:37

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Do over Ham posted:

Bronson: [in a hospital bed] I wish I was dead. Oy!

You may remember me from such celebrity funerals as Andre the Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye and Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn A Stooge.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 03:00

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

TMMadman posted:

Did that goon say, 'what's a battle?'

No, no, I said "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers!

# ? Jul 1, 2015 03:04

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Did that goon say, 'what's a battle?'

That's right; I did the Iggy. :corsair:

# ? Jul 1, 2015 03:26

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Do over Ham posted:

That's right; I did the Iggy.

Ham, I can honestly say that was the best episode of Impy and Chimpy I've ever seen.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:03

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Do over Ham posted:

Bronson: [in a hospital bed] I wish I was dead. Oy!

Hey Do over Ham, how 'bout some cookieeees?

# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:09

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Hey Do over Ham, how 'bout some cookieeees?

No dice.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:32

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Do over Ham posted:

No dice.

This-ain't-over... :toughguy:

# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:40

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Everything Counts posted:

No, no, I said "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers!

Well, Everything Counts, you're an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 04:55

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

# ? Jul 1, 2015 05:02

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Do over Ham posted:

The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

...Yes?

# ? Jul 1, 2015 05:02

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Neddy Seagoon posted:

...Yes?

Neddy! The quote thread is on fire! :supaburn:

# ? Jul 1, 2015 05:57

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Root Bear posted:

Neddy! The quote thread is on fire!

No Root Bear it's just the TV IV Northern Lights.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 06:03

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Uh, what do I do in case of fire?

# ? Jul 1, 2015 06:35

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

Uh, what do I do in case of fire?

Dear thread, can it be true? Do all goons go through a process of dumbening?

# ? Jul 1, 2015 06:57

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Dear thread, can it be true? Do all goons go through a process of dumbening?

I rounded up every goon in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the goon genes. This is your great uncle Chet. Go ahead, Chet. Tell TMMadman what you do. :allears:

# ? Jul 1, 2015 08:37

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

Do over Ham posted:

I rounded up every goon in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the goon genes. This is your great uncle Chet. Go ahead, Chet. Tell TMMadman what you do.

I fell off the jungle-gym and woke up in these forums.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 14:37

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

York_M_Chan posted:

I fell off the jungle-gym and woke up in these forums.

I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?

# ? Jul 1, 2015 14:40

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?

I start fires.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 14:42

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Do over Ham posted:

I rounded up every goon in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the goon genes. This is your great uncle Chet. Go ahead, Chet. Tell TMMadman what you do.

Well sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 14:45

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

The Nastier Nate posted:

Well sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.

So wait a minute; this means I'm going to be a failure? :ohdear:

# ? Jul 1, 2015 14:49

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Neddy Seagoon posted:

So wait a minute; this means I'm going to be a failure?

# ? Jul 1, 2015 16:03

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

The Nastier Nate posted:

Well sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.

I play a millionaire at parties!

... At least, I'd like to.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 16:11

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

After The War posted:

D'oh!

# ? Jul 1, 2015 16:16

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:

I play a millionaire at parties!

... At least, I'd like to.

I beg celebrities for money!

# ? Jul 1, 2015 18:12

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Thanks to modern editing techniques we can use existing footage to complete the image without Neddy. Watch.

After The War posted:

Seamless.

TMMadman fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Jul 1, 2015

# ? Jul 1, 2015 18:13

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

TMMadman posted:

Thanks to modern editing techniques we can finish the image without Neddy. Watch.

Seamless.

...You're fired. :rolleyes:

# ? Jul 1, 2015 18:14

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

TMMadman posted:

Thanks to modern editing techniques we can use existing footage to complete the image without Neddy. Watch.

Seamless.

Looks like I just pulled a Homer. :smug:

# ? Jul 1, 2015 18:30

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Looks like I just pulled a Homer.

Sorry, Mr. UnderHell, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

# ? Jul 1, 2015 19:05

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

TMMadman posted:

Thanks to modern editing techniques we can use existing footage to complete the image without Neddy. Watch.

Seamless.

Okay, from here we star wipe to a glamour shot of Neddy Seagoon posting a Simpsons quote, then we star wipe to Neddy Seagoon replying to a Simpsons quote...

# ? Jul 1, 2015 19:10

Mira: Nov 29, 2009; Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?

TMMadman posted:

Sorry, Mr. UnderHell, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

This is getting very abstract, but thank you. I do enjoy working at the bowling alley.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 19:20

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

York_M_Chan posted:

Okay, from here we star wipe to a glamour shot of Neddy Seagoon posting a Simpsons quote, then we star wipe to Neddy Seagoon replying to a Simpsons quote...

I'm taking my name off this thing.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 19:21

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

IMJack posted:

Uh, what do I do in case of fire?

When the fire starts to burn,
There's a lesson you must learn,
Something something,
Then you'll see,
You'll avoid catastrophe.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 20:03

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

TMMadman posted:

Sorry, Mr. UnderHell, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

Hello, is this GBM? You wrote in the personals that you're looking for a soul mate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies...no, I don't like that. Or that. It's not that I'm afraid...I'm going to hang up now, bye!

# ? Jul 1, 2015 20:04

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Roark posted:

Hello, is this GBM? You wrote in the personals that you're looking for a soul mate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies...no, I don't like that. Or that. It's not that I'm afraid...I'm going to hang up now, bye!

Uh, look, I'll level with you, Mister. This is a prank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 20:10

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

TMMadman posted:

Uh, look, I'll level with you, Mister. This is a prank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.

What a polite young goon.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 21:04

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

Deviant posted:

What a polite young goon.

You, sir, have the boorish manners of a Yalie!

# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:20

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

York_M_Chan posted:

You, sir, have the boorish manners of a Yalie!

Honestly I don't know why Harvard even bothered to show up this year...they barely even won!

# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:26

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

The Nastier Nate posted:

Honestly I don't know why Harvard even bothered to show up this year...they barely even won!

Hey egghead, sing 'Fair Harvard'

# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:29

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