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Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
http://www.wsj.com/articles/sony-to-open-crowdfunding-site-for-employees-business-ideas-1435667970

Sony is taking this "Kickstarter to throw money at large corporations" thing a little too literally. At some point people realize they're being used.

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SupSuper
Apr 8, 2009

At the Heart of the city is an Alien horror, so vile and so powerful that not even death can claim it.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/336712504/maxs-big-bust-a-captain-nekorai-tale

Max's Big Bust posted:

A brand new buddy cop romantic comedy Visual Novel by the author of Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme.

:psypop:

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

I think my favorite part of that fiasco is that the guy was incapable of drawing feet, so all the art he posted publicly to advertise the game cut off at like the knees to hide it.

Great Rumbler
Jan 30, 2013

For I am a dog, you see.

Nintendo Kid posted:

I think my favorite part of that fiasco is that the guy was incapable of drawing feet, so all the art he posted publicly to advertise the game cut off at like the knees to hide it.

Wait, Rob Liefeld is working on this?

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Xandu posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/304663181/slip-cuptm-clean-beer-pong


This seems unnecessary. At least the reward levels are cheap, though it seems like you could wholesale enough for less than 70k.
That's a great tagline. "Slipcup: Start drinking again!"

This removes the fun of fingering spinning balls out of cups. And like you said, it's unnecessary. Back in my beer pong days, everyone I knew just switched to water for the cups and drinking straight from a bottle at the appropriate times. Maybe a little less fun, but it also prevents drunks from spilling beer on the table. And you don't have to refill cups between games.

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Xandu posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/304663181/slip-cuptm-clean-beer-pong


This seems unnecessary. At least the reward levels are cheap, though it seems like you could wholesale enough for less than 70k.

quote:

They don't allow it to then bounce out!

"Let's make the game really easy!" but that's the least of their concerns.

Imagine some nerdy frat kid trying to get people to use these. "They keep your fingers dry and don't put stains on the floor! Hey why are you guys throwing them out stop"

I assume 90%+ of beer pong is played in college, but maybe this is appealing to the 10% played as "water pong" at church camps.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Great Rumbler posted:

Wait, Rob Liefeld is working on this?

I think ol Robby was a better artist:


Also I misremembered, he cut them off like just above where the feet would be so it looks really weird

The indiegogo ended with $27,610 canadian out of a $5,000 canadian goal. 5 people paid $2500 canadian each to be made into a character in the game. This is one of those characters:


This was all on the indiegogo page.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Guavanaut posted:

Almost a page of stupid nerd arguments and nobody raised the one relevant one:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gramovox/floating-recordtm-vertical-turntable
loving belt drive, seriously. Direct drive has been better since the late 70s.

Yeah but all the hipster turntables use belts for some reason. Also I got a lot of PMs from people saying changing the speed by manually moving the belt is common for some reason.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

AlmightyBob posted:

Yeah but all the hipster turntables use belts for some reason. Also I got a lot of PMs from people saying changing the speed by manually moving the belt is common for some reason.

It makes building the thing way easier if you're really cutting corners but still want to have multiple speeds, or advertising to a certain breed of audiophiles.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Though a lot of weird porno manga comes out of Japan, at least the artists there seem to have better fundamentals.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Nagato posted:

http://www.wsj.com/articles/sony-to-open-crowdfunding-site-for-employees-business-ideas-1435667970

Sony is taking this "Kickstarter to throw money at large corporations" thing a little too literally. At some point people realize they're being used.

The Shenmue 3 kickstarter is already Sony tricking gamers into "donating" millions of dollars to a zillion-dollar entertainment conglomerate to fund the development of a console-exclusive title for them.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

AlmightyBob posted:

Yeah but all the hipster turntables use belts for some reason. Also I got a lot of PMs from people saying changing the speed by manually moving the belt is common for some reason.

Belts are better isolation from the motor's vibration. But you can't DJ with a belt-drive. High-end stuff that's supposed to sound really good (Where "really good" involves vinyl, go figure) frequently uses belt drives, DJs buy Technics with direct-drive platters.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Phanatic posted:

Belts are better isolation from the motor's vibration. But you can't DJ with a belt-drive. High-end stuff that's supposed to sound really good (Where "really good" involves vinyl, go figure) frequently uses belt drives, DJs buy Technics with direct-drive platters.

The speakers on this vertical thing can't possibly be good enough for the drive method to matter

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

We can close the thread now, I found the Dumbest loving Thing for sale and it isn't even a kickstarter.
In a world where you can buy buttplugs modelled after the penises of both real and fictional animals, I fail to see how tactilol caffeinated mints are the worst thing.

Mildly Amusing
May 2, 2012

room temperature

Nintendo Kid posted:

I think my favorite part of that fiasco is that the guy was incapable of drawing feet

Or anything else it would seem

Seriously, look at this poo poo:


Four and a half thousand dollars from 98 people and still another 26 days to go. I'm starting to think I should start drawing again, drat.

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



I don't even know how to describe his chin situation

senrath
Nov 4, 2009

Look Professor, a destruct switch!


Prop Wash posted:

I don't even know how to describe his chin situation

I'd describe it as an eraser accident.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Phanatic posted:

Belts are better isolation from the motor's vibration. But you can't DJ with a belt-drive. High-end stuff that's supposed to sound really good (Where "really good" involves vinyl, go figure) frequently uses belt drives, DJs buy Technics with direct-drive platters.
This is a valid point, but more recent brushless motors and better machining has solved most of that. You can often get more accurate speed adjustment with direct drive too, but that hipster vertical one doesn't even look like it has strobo marks.

AlmightyBob posted:

Yeah but all the hipster turntables use belts for some reason. Also I got a lot of PMs from people saying changing the speed by manually moving the belt is common for some reason.
Same reason that they're using vinyl in the first place. "It's old and the mainstream has stopped doing it, so it must be a hidden secret" is the heart and soul of hipsterdom. I'm surprised it doesn't have a tube amp or a huge brass horn.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

TetsuoTW posted:

In a world where you can buy buttplugs modelled after the penises of both real and fictional animals, I fail to see how tactilol caffeinated mints are the worst thing.

It's the tacticool nonsense. It's the dude mentioning that he was a roughneck on an oil rig like a manly man and not some mincing candy-pants nancyboy. It's mentioning MY WAIFU in the first paragraph so everyone knows How Straight he is. Like any of that is relevant. The dude has no faith in his own product because he's trying to sell it as a lifestyle accessory to nerds who would EDC an anti-tank rifle if their JNCOs could accommodate it.

Also animal buttplugs are hot af.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Gonna kickstart my book that explains Nyquist-Shannon to hipsters.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Germstore posted:

Gonna kickstart my book that explains Nyquist-Shannon to hipsters.

You're confusing hipsters with audophiles. I like vinyls because they're nice impractical objects with cool art inside, but idgaf if their quality is better or worse than the mp3s on my soundcloud.

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

It's the tacticool nonsense. It's the dude mentioning that he was a roughneck on an oil rig like a manly man and not some mincing candy-pants nancyboy. It's mentioning MY WAIFU in the first paragraph so everyone knows How Straight he is. Like any of that is relevant. The dude has no faith in his own product because he's trying to sell it as a lifestyle accessory to nerds who would EDC an anti-tank rifle if their JNCOs could accommodate it.
Not sure if this is better or worse than Dude Stick tho.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
We don't have to rank them, they can both be equally embarrassing. ISIS gonna develop mint-detecting car bombs for when a bunch of overcaffinated soldiers drive past. Everyone knows real hard rear end Tom Clancy Future Warfighter Hero Patriots need their breath neutralized else they'll show up on lazer scopes.

door Door door
Feb 26, 2006

Fugee Face

Xandu posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/304663181/slip-cuptm-clean-beer-pong


This seems unnecessary. At least the reward levels are cheap, though it seems like you could wholesale enough for less than 70k.

Can't even death cup smh

Azubah
Jun 5, 2007

Mildly Amusing posted:

Or anything else it would seem

Seriously, look at this poo poo:


Four and a half thousand dollars from 98 people and still another 26 days to go. I'm starting to think I should start drawing again, drat.

Why does he have two sets of ears?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I need to make a VN :psyduck:

MrAptronym
Jan 4, 2007

"...And then there was Bitcoin."

Mildly Amusing posted:

Or anything else it would seem

Seriously, look at this poo poo:


Four and a half thousand dollars from 98 people and still another 26 days to go. I'm starting to think I should start drawing again, drat.

Why are all the english VNs so much worse drawn? I don't mean to be praising glorious nippon's thriving porn game industry, but literally every aspect of this drawing is bad, the guy doesn't even attempt feet, and he gets five grand in his first week? Or is it that they only advertise the higher end creepy japanese porn games and these exist everywhere?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Plenty of the Japanese ones are drawn abysmally, but the shading/coloring is usually good enough to mask it.

e: though when they're drawn that badly, it's usually because they're poking fun, like Gakuen Handsome. And this is no Gakuen Handsome.

Pick has a new favorite as of 21:07 on Jul 1, 2015

Just Winging It
Jan 19, 2012

The buck stops at my ass
poo poo like that is so poorly drawn because the artist's (hah) education consist of half-assedly coping stuff found in some garbage How to Draw My First Anime Waifu instruction book and maybe read some lovely internet tutorials. Add the complete absence of skill and talent to a cripplingly awful style, and you've got someone who shits out whatever this is.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Pick posted:

Plenty of the Japanese ones are drawn abysmally, but the shading/coloring is usually good enough to mask it.

e: though when they're drawn that badly, it's usually because they're poking fun, like Gakuen Handsome. And this is no Gakuen Handsome.

Yeah and where a lot of Japanese VN art is half-asssed, a ton of English ones are like eighth-assed at best, especially when they have a fetish hook that'll make sure people will pay for it regardless.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
It doesn't look much worse than the game designed explicitly to make fun of bad VN artwork (yay imgur is working again)





Pick has a new favorite as of 23:05 on Jul 1, 2015

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
The intentionally bad art has lighting that at least makes some amount of sense.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dorito Faced Bad Touch Senpai is the best.

MrAptronym
Jan 4, 2007

"...And then there was Bitcoin."

Pick posted:

It doesn't look much worse than the game designed explicitly to make fun of bad VN artwork (yay imgur is working again)







I kind of need this game now, and I have never even played a VN.

Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!



MrAptronym posted:

Why are all the english VNs so much worse drawn? I don't mean to be praising glorious nippon's thriving porn game industry, but literally every aspect of this drawing is bad, the guy doesn't even attempt feet, and he gets five grand in his first week? Or is it that they only advertise the higher end creepy japanese porn games and these exist everywhere?

Visual Novels are such a niche market in English, that I imagine you've basically got a captive audience if you appeal to VN fans with a specific fetish. It's why back in the day even badly drawn furry art could rake in money if it appealed to the dick-nipple cat-centaur fans.

Transformation fetish fans especially have deep pockets and some pretty terrible standards, judging by the average art quality of this kind of thing.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Does this mean you can make a ton of money if you are an at least competent artist and willing to draw gross stuff?

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Does this mean you can make a ton of money if you are an at least competent artist and willing to draw gross stuff?

Yes. Welcome to the wonderful world of commissions. Talented artists on the internet have long realised that surrendering your dignity and drawing three-dicked six-boobed lesbian jaguar-women is where the real money is at.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
The "OELVNs that aren't complete garbage" category is pretty much just OMGWTFOTL and Katawa Shoujo. And that second one is about finding true love at a school for disabled children.

Christine Love's stuff isn't bad either but she's Canadian so she doesn't count.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Volcott posted:

The "OELVNs that aren't complete garbage" category is pretty much just OMGWTFOTL and Katawa Shoujo. And that second one is about finding true love at a school for disabled children.

Christine Love's stuff isn't bad either but she's Canadian so she doesn't count.

... What?

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Volcott posted:

The "OELVNs that aren't complete garbage" category is pretty much just OMGWTFOTL and Katawa Shoujo. And that second one is about finding true love at a school for disabled children.

Christine Love's stuff isn't bad either but she's Canadian so she doesn't count.

Lol, sure.

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