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BanjoFish posted:
I love the shift in the second paragraph where he's getting angrier and angrier. We need to get Michael Shannon to read this.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 21:13 |
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ixnay posted:Or to put that more succinctly, Why won't Macy's do more to secure America's borders
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 21:21 |
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Trump = best at military Macy's = weak on border security Who can stop this political powerhouse??
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 21:29 |
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Sir Tonk posted:Why won't Macy's do more to secure America's borders I live in Canada; I would have tried to stop Cruz, but he crossed the border before I was born...
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 21:29 |
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ixnay posted:Or to put that more succinctly, Charge Macys with treason!
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 21:33 |
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Bicyclops posted:You should really include the photo of everyone running in the Republican primary: I laughed much, much harder than I should have at this.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 21:45 |
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once i get to a computer with a mouse ill make this a lot cleaner
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 21:45 |
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"My clothing line, now that I canceled it, was always dogshit."
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 21:46 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:
goldmine
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 21:47 |
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mlmp08 posted:"My clothing line, now that I canceled it, was always dogshit." tough luck y'all who bought my overpriced dog poo poo. - The Trump
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 21:49 |
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anyone buying from a line representing a human-sized potato with a featherduster jammed into one of its spudholes deserves wasting their money
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 21:52 |
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In which Jeb Bush and Barack Obama agree on an issue of great importance to many Americans.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 21:59 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:
Oh God, it doesn't even have to be done cleanly, it's still so drat funny
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 21:59 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:
Needs to have Jindal gazing hopelessly out the window, otherwise it's perfect.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:01 |
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Joke's on you when one of those guys wins the election.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:04 |
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Don't most undocumented immigrants come over legally anyway? Then they just stay when they were supposed to go home.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:14 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:
It's perfect the way it is
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:19 |
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Agrajag posted:Joke's on you when one of those guys wins the election. Odds are Hillary will be the next President, which Republicans will pretend to hate in public but rejoice over in private for two reasons: 1. Hillary/anything Clinton is their ultimate wedge issue: a Hillary win virtually guarantees the Congress will remain R or, if not, revert to R during the 2018 midterms 2. Hillary's (mostly) conservative economics and firmly right-wing/hawkish foreign policies provide yet another opportunity for them to shift the center right About the only two things Hillary might do that will actually piss off Republicans in private are anything short of mass genocide/deportation of "the illegals" and maybe doubling down on ACA.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:22 |
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greatn posted:Don't most undocumented immigrants come over legally anyway? Then they just stay when they were supposed to go home. For certain categories, maybe. What makes me doubt that is that the US immigration system is a byzantine hellhole so hardly anyone gets through in the first place.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:22 |
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EDIT: Posting this in the Politics thread.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:22 |
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Feather posted:Odds are Hillary will be the next President, which Republicans will pretend to hate in public but rejoice over in private for two reasons: Why will Hillary cause the congress to remain R?
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:24 |
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Agrajag posted:Why will Hillary cause the congress to remain R? Because it's still 1994, didn't you hear?
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Shageletic posted:EDIT: Posting this in the Politics thread. Good. gently caress that guy.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:26 |
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Shageletic posted:EDIT: Posting this in the Politics thread. Karma bitch
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:27 |
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DaveWoo posted:In which Jeb Bush and Barack Obama agree on an issue of great importance to many Americans. I thought it was going to be guac either wholly or partially made out of mashed peas but throwing in whole peas is somehow even worse.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:31 |
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Hey what's Ben Carson up to
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:43 |
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AndNowMax posted:Hey what's Ben Carson up to I wonder how many of those Canadian followers are mistaking him for someone else.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:45 |
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:I wonder how many of those Canadian followers are mistaking him for someone else. Yeah you'd think they'd want to support one of their own
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:52 |
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Can't rush this. We must let... ~*~the market decide~*~
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 23:01 |
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Joementum posted:Can't rush this. We must let... ~*~the market decide~*~ I'm really into the idea of Rand not being able to make mundane choices without first looking at a series of complex graphs.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 23:03 |
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:I'm really into the idea of Rand not being able to make mundane choices without first looking at a series of complex graphs. He's so pensive.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 23:06 |
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Agrajag posted:Why will Hillary cause the congress to remain R? The 2012 House of Representatives posted:Although Democratic candidates received a nationwide plurality of more than 1.4 million votes (1.2%) in all House elections, the Republican Party won a 33-seat advantage in the state-apportioned totals, thus retaining its House majority by 17 seats. It's bullshit.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 23:11 |
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 23:12 |
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I will say this about Trump; I don't think I've ever seen a presidential candidate less willing to compromise his position for the sake of votes
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 23:18 |
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:I will say this about Trump; I don't think I've ever seen a presidential candidate less willing to compromise his position for the sake of votes And that, good sir, is why he'll win the Republican Nomination.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 23:20 |
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How about Trump showing a supposed letter of the head of NBC liking a hotel of his https://instagram.com/p/4nAMoWmhZ3/ But they had a positive view of me what happened
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 23:20 |
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Human bowling jacket Paul LePage managed to talk for three minutes today without threatening to assassinate a Democrat and, in those minutes, endorsed Chris Christie, mostly because Christie got him re-elected. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVlwStM5m0M
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 23:22 |
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Vertical Lime posted:How about Trump showing a supposed letter of the head of NBC liking a hotel of his jordan_mulvihill338 posted:The thing is Trump cares about America not mexico, china, or anywhere else. If ur Mexican and live in the U.S., tgen he cares about u
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 23:25 |
Joementum posted:Human bowling jacket This is the greatest phrase I have ever encountered. Thank you.
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# ? Jul 1, 2015 23:27 |
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Ooh! Ooh! I know this one. It's the market, right? No? OK, is it the Founders? No? Hmmm.
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