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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:saw this, thought of you guys I like it.
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ChogsEnhour posted:The STDH is inside the thread! The true STDH was that someone considered that a joke 
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Jul 2, 2015 10:22
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 Three people, one armed with a tire iron, run terrified at this guy's work knife. Yeah, I'm sure that would deter them and not just get you beaten with a tire iron. I mean, that's if this racist poo poo had, in fact, ever happened.
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Jul 2, 2015 20:14
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Araenna posted:
Wow, I think this is a new gang initiation ritual.
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Jul 2, 2015 22:34
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Paladinus posted:Wow, I think this is a new gang initiation ritual. Also 'hood rat' means women, not men. This guy doesn't represent the real mean streets of Schenectady.
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Jul 2, 2015 23:06
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Araenna posted:
I love how it's not even dogwhistle, it's straight up racism. I'm surprised he didn't give them the "we was juz sayin'" thing that ShiroKishi stdh did.
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Jul 2, 2015 23:06
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Someone, make a horribly artifacted warning jpg of that. A WARNING from LOCAL POLICE says
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Jul 3, 2015 00:15
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LOL MY DAD IS SO FUNNY!
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Jul 3, 2015 01:12
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Coleridge49 posted:LOL MY DAD IS SO FUNNY! I like how it assures us that the punchline is coming and that it will, indeed, be funny.
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Jul 3, 2015 01:14
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I'm sure this dumb fake "Noble Savage" story has been posted before, but special mention has to be made to the complete morons who share, like, and comment on it. Oh yes, my favorite language: American Indian.
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Jul 3, 2015 01:38
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That reminds me of this Noble Savage story that's still somehow being spread around and believed 
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Jul 3, 2015 02:28
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Thin Privilege posted:That reminds me of this Noble Savage story that's still somehow being spread around and believed That dressing down always makes me laugh, because I imagine it being said by an increasingly irate Dennis Leary puffing on a cig.
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Jul 3, 2015 02:43
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flosofl posted:That dressing down always makes me laugh, because I imagine it being said by an increasingly irate Dennis Leary puffing on a cig. Oh, that's just perfect.
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Jul 3, 2015 03:26
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Araenna posted:
"Yo dawg", the leader of the group said, clutching his genitals through his sagging pants and visible plaid boxers, "we need'uh jump homie, ma' battery's skraight busted, ya heard me?" It was at this point that I, in all my intelligent whiteness, decided these 'thugs' were up to no good. "I've got something that can help, 'homie'", I said with preternatural calmness. In a flash the steel was in my hands, cold and eager to taste blood again. The light reflected from my blade's wavering hamon, dancing across the eyes of the nearest gang banger. "Awww sheeeeeit, this cracka's got hanzo steel!", the fattest hoodie muttered, dropping his can of Arizona Watermelon iced tea. As quickly as they came, so they disappeared; their athletic legs carrying them back to the ghetto. I faltered as I sheathed my weapon, its insatiable demonic lust for combat echoing through my mind. "Not today, Trump..." "Not today."
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Verisimilidude posted:Arizona Watermelon iced tea. Does this exist? If so, I need some, and will journey far to find it.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Does this exist? If so, I need some, and will journey far to find it.
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Stuntman posted:They got a watermelon drink, but it's not tea. Lipton have a watermelon iced tea though, it's sold at walmart
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Does this exist? If so, I need some, and will journey far to find it. Just stay away from George Zimmerman if you get your hands on some
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Stuntman posted:They got a watermelon drink, but it's not tea. Eh, not worth it then.
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Verisimilidude posted:"Yo dawg", the leader of the group said, clutching his genitals through his sagging pants and visible plaid boxers, "we need'uh jump homie, ma' battery's skraight busted, ya heard me?" I don't normally do this, but holy hell that cracked me up.
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Post Your Favorite (or Request) › shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: the tribe believes that each human being comes into the world as a good
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Verisimilidude posted:I wonder how many people know of or are friends with people who are virgins in their late twenties+. I don't mean people who are not having sex because of religion or they physically can't because they're disabled or severely mentally retarded, I mean people who would have no qualms about getting laid but can't because they're just so terrible There's people who are super obviously closeted, who are a sad case but it's not really their fault or anything.
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The perfect crime! It's not like they can trace it back using any kind of unique information like a phone number or anything.
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Jul 3, 2015 17:49
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flosofl posted:The perfect crime! It's not like they can trace it back using any kind of unique information like a phone number or anything. And even if it's real, instead of calling the dealership to tell them the mistake they've made the guy decides to just buckle down on some good old fashioned passive aggression. Haha won't their faces be red when someone shows up to their dealership saying they won a free car! *keeps receiving phone calls*
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Verisimilidude posted:I wonder how many people know of or are friends with people who are virgins in their late twenties+. I don't mean people who are not having sex because of religion or they physically can't because they're disabled or severely mentally retarded, I mean people who would have no qualms about getting laid but can't because they're just so terrible I'm late to the party (and I suspect you've got your answer already ("a lot")), but I can think of one off the top of my head. She's a petite Japanese-American gal I work with. That description alone should pretty much guarantee she could be constantly walking through a veritable forest of nerd dick if she wanted to, but she's so goddamn abrasive and bitchy that nobody is willing to go near her. Anything and everything anyone does or says is wrong according to this woman, and she has no qualms about making sure you know it. Of course, she bitches constantly on social media and irl about the total lack of nice guys out there...
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I'm late to the party (and I suspect you've got your answer already ("a lot")), but I can think of one off the top of my head. She's a petite Japanese-American gal I work with. That description alone should pretty much guarantee she could be constantly walking through a veritable forest of nerd dick if she wanted to, but she's so goddamn abrasive and bitchy that nobody is willing to go near her. Anything and everything anyone does or says is wrong according to this woman, and she has no qualms about making sure you know it. It always blows my mind when there are women out there who are still virgins. Like as a woman you can go out and have a near 100% chance of getting laid with a moderately attractive dude just by virtue of being a woman and being moderately attractive yourself, so I can only imagine the wretched personality someone must have to be that unfuckable.
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  My kid is in the hospital from alcohol poisoning. Better make a meme about this! Title: She's gone...  quote:Complications during childbirth. She gave birth to healthy twin girls. She will never see them grow up. I'm trying to stay strong for those around me, but I don't know how I will raise them alone. I'm scared. My wife literally died in front of me. Which crying gif best represents my feelings of extreme sorrow? Verisimilidude has a new favorite as of 21:14 on Jul 3, 2015 |
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Jul 3, 2015 21:05
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Verisimilidude posted:
gently caress social media.
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No one cares that you have a friend who's a virgin, you fuckin' weirdos.
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 Hmm, is it anything like European food?
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canyoneer posted:
It's a starvation joke 
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Verisimilidude posted:
I'm not sure which would be worse - if people in those situations are actually running to imgur to talk about it with gifs, or if people are just completely making it up for fake points or whatever.
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OctoberBlues posted:I'm not sure which would be worse - if people in those situations are actually running to imgur to talk about it with gifs, or if people are just completely making it up for fake points or whatever. Considering how they aren't bringing up things like "I totally owned XYZ" or "My Marine wife is so badass, she doesn't even have scars," I have no problem believing these. Look at Facebook(if you guys even have friends) or even some E/N threads. The old joke of "My dog died. Like" isn't just true there. People are not above sharing their personal business anymore, no matter how personal, for some sweet, sweet e-cred.
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OctoberBlues posted:I'm not sure which would be worse - if people in those situations are actually running to imgur to talk about it with gifs, or if people are just completely making it up for fake points or whatever. Those being real is for sure worse.
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Sadly, but this could had happened. There are plenty of bureaucratic office in poor neighborhood (H.U.D., Social welfare, etc) that's filled with sticklers for the rules type of people. I've seen a mentally retarded blind woman get rejected for a reduced monthly bus pass because she couldn't present her disability ID (Which is required to be filled out with a doctor note.) Her handler had to explain it to her and walk her out 
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Sir, I'm sorry to have to tell you that your baby daughter was run over by a steamroller. However, there is a silver lining in this, in that I can't think of a better time to make a sad bear meme.
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Luckyellow posted:Sadly, but this could had happened. There are plenty of bureaucratic office in poor neighborhood (H.U.D., Social welfare, etc) that's filled with sticklers for the rules type of people. I've seen a mentally retarded blind woman get rejected for a reduced monthly bus pass because she couldn't present her disability ID (Which is required to be filled out with a doctor note.) Her handler had to explain it to her and walk her out Yeah, I live in Australia and there are lots of people at Centrelink who would demand REAL proof that you're proper disabled before doing anything at all, including obvious amputees in wheelchairs. The other two are stupid but I'm pretty convinced the first one is real, sadly. e: My uncle is in a wheelchair (polio as a babby) and quite clearly needs it, but so many people are convinced he's making it up if he tries to claim disability-related perks in person (like just at loving cafes and the like) without immediately producing a doctor's note in triplicate and medical records from the past 60 years. CROWS EVERYWHERE has a new favorite as of 01:46 on Jul 4, 2015 |
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It's not so much about the person in the wheelchair, it's so that the company/department can cover their asses when someone less obviously disabled comes in - they can say "Yes, I believe you have some rare condition that's invisible and only affects 5 people in the whole country, but I can't just sign off on this since we have to ask everyone for proof"
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Postal Parcel posted:Considering how they aren't bringing up things like "I totally owned XYZ" or "My Marine wife is so badass, she doesn't even have scars," I have no problem believing these. Look at Facebook(if you guys even have friends) or even some E/N threads. Yeah, just look up "Stay Classy Imgur" just to see how much people are willing to admit about themselves for e-cred...
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