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McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

You changed the title? Who told you to change the title? I didn't tell you to change the title.

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Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.
Oh, so a maestro tells you to change the title and you do it? :mad:

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up
Change the title! Do me a personal favor!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I really think I should have been consulted about this.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Alright, I tell you what. You look like nice posters, I'm gonna help you out. You want a beautiful thread name? Soda.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
New thread title? That irreverence, that wit - I'd recognize it anywhere! Some charlatan has stolen a Ziggy and passed it off as his own, and I can prove it! Quick, Elaine, to my archives!

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Maybe the cows tip them off when they're milking them. ".....July 3rd."

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

The Human Cow posted:

Change the title! Do me a personal favor!

I'd like to, I've never done a solid before.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

TMMadman posted:

I'd like to, I've never done a solid before.

No come on, let me, please. I smashed your car, it cost you over two thousand dollars.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Capt. Sticl posted:

No come on, let me, please. I smashed your car, it cost you over two thousand dollars.

Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough.

Dis-missed. :smug:

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
For sale: a big juicy... Van

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

For sale: a big juicy... Van

Is this Seinfeld's van? Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van!

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

potee posted:

Is this Seinfeld's van? Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van!


I decided to go with an '89 LeBaron

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

haljordan posted:

That episode always cracks me up because of how quickly George just completely accepts the fact that he now has to "date" two women he doesn't really like ("Alright..."). Such a perfect sad sack.

I know, I'll make a move on my cousin!

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

Capt. Sticl posted:

No come on, let me, please. I smashed your car, it cost you over two thousand dollars.

Yeah, a cup of coffee should cover it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ehhh I'll tell ya what, you can take me out to dinner sometime! :haw:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
I say we leave now, go to Skyburger and scarf 'em down! :black101:

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Root Bear posted:

I say we leave now, go to Skyburger and scarf 'em down! :black101:

I don't want a movie hot dog, I want a Papaya King hot dog :ohdear:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Homestar Runner posted:

I decided to go with an '89 LeBaron

♫Everybody's talkin' at me...I can't hear a word they're sayin'...just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car...♫

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

haljordan posted:

Alright, I tell you what. You look like nice posters, I'm gonna help you out. You want a beautiful thread name? Soda.

What happened to Soda??! I thought we all agreed on Soda!! :mad:

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Relayer posted:

What happened to Soda??! I thought we all agreed on Soda!! :mad:
You see? This is why I hate writing with a large group. Everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenised, and you lose the whole edge of it. I'm going with jerk store!


Jerk store is the line!



Jerk store!

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I gotta go to the park

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Your Dead Gay Son, you wanna hear something? Your cousin, Capt. Sticl, is switching parks. They're transferring him to Riverside, so he'll completely revamp that operation, you understand? He'll do in Riverside what he did in Central Park. It's more money. So, that's your cousin.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Shima Honnou posted:

Your Dead Gay Son, you wanna hear something? Your cousin, Capt. Sticl, is switching parks. They're transferring him to Riverside, so he'll completely revamp that operation, you understand? He'll do in Riverside what he did in Central Park. It's more money. So, that's your cousin.


You know his botany teacher from college stays in close touch with him? They became friends! That's pretty rare! I mean, actual friends! Like equals! They have dinner together, they have discussions...

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
You need some new material. I’ve heard you do that dog routine three times already. Listen, you should get your cousin Jeffrey to write some material for you. You should read the letters he’s written. He’s funnier than the whole bunch of you!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Demon Of The Fall posted:

You need some new material. I’ve heard you do that dog routine three times already. Listen, you should get your cousin Jeffrey to write some material for you. You should read the letters he’s written. He’s funnier than the whole bunch of you!

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine. That's gold, Demon! Gold!

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

You need some new material. I’ve heard you do that dog routine three times already. Listen, you should get your cousin Jeffrey to write some material for you. You should read the letters he’s written. He’s funnier than the whole bunch of you!

Look, why don't you do everybody a favor, and just get out of this thread?

Nobody wants you here! NOBODY!

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

Red posted:

Look, why don't you do everybody a favor, and just get out of this thread?

Nobody wants you here! NOBODY!

Now GET your toilet book out of this thread before I jump over this counter and punch you in the brain!!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I didn't know she had a thread. How was I to know she had a thread? Who figures an immigrant's going to have a thread? Do you know what the odds are on that? I mean, in all the posts I saw of immigrants in threads coming into Something Awful Forums, I never saw one of them posting in this thread. Why would anybody post here if they had a thread? Who leaves a forum packed with threads to come to a non-thread forum? It doesn't make sense. Am I wrong?

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Shima Honnou posted:

I didn't know she had a thread. How was I to know she had a thread? Who figures an immigrant's going to have a thread? Do you know what the odds are on that? I mean, in all the posts I saw of immigrants in threads coming into Something Awful Forums, I never saw one of them posting in this thread. Why would anybody post here if they had a thread? Who leaves a forum packed with threads to come to a non-thread forum? It doesn't make sense. Am I wrong?

Bad poster? Could've my moderator been wrong?

Cape Cod Crab Chip
Feb 20, 2011

Now you don't have to suck meat from an exoskeleton!

Red posted:

Bad poster? Could've my moderator been wrong?

You are a good poster.

...

You know what? Even if you posted inline Goatse, I wouldn't report you.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Cape Cod Crab Chip posted:

You are a good poster.

...

You know what? Even if you posted inline Goatse, I wouldn't report you.

A rule is a rule. And let's face it. Without bans, there's chaos.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
ps love the cabin

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Gyshall posted:

ps love the cabin

We could build a cabin.

Well, we couldn't, but two men could.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Cape Cod Crab Chip posted:

You are a good poster.

...

You know what? Even if you posted inline Goatse, I wouldn't report you.

What kind of person are you, going around quoting people?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Red posted:

What kind of person are you, going around quoting people?

Don't sell yourself short, shitposting to every Tom, Dick and Harry at great personal risk.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Gyshall posted:

Don't sell yourself short, shitposting to every Tom, Dick and Harry at great personal risk.

I gotta give the goons most of the credit for that.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Red posted:

I gotta give the goons most of the credit for that.

What percentage of forums posters would you say are good looking?

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up
Do you work out with weights? You should!

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pyromance
Sep 25, 2006

The Human Cow posted:

Do you work out with weights? You should!

Oh, you think you're better than me?? Go ahead, pick out anything in the room here. I'll lift it over my head.

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