The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

TMMadman posted:

Everything Counts, there's an angry mob here to see you.

Does it have an appointment?

# ? Jul 3, 2015 19:08

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# ? May 27, 2024 14:48

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Everything Counts posted:

Does it have an appointment?

I don't have an appointment with any large men.

# ? Jul 3, 2015 19:16

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Everything Counts posted:

Does it have an appointment?

Uhhhh...yes, it does.

# ? Jul 3, 2015 19:34

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Uhhhh...yes, it does.

I called ahead!

# ? Jul 3, 2015 19:57

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

I called ahead!

Are these morons getting dumber, or just louder?

# ? Jul 3, 2015 20:03

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

TMMadman posted:

Are these morons getting dumber, or just louder?

Dumber, sir!

# ? Jul 3, 2015 20:56

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Skeesix posted:

Dumber, sir!

Look Who's Oinking! Look Who's Oinking!

# ? Jul 3, 2015 23:07

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Striking Yak posted:

Look Who's Oinking! Look Who's Oinking!

# ? Jul 3, 2015 23:21

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

I'm pretty sure that's Do Over Ham in the air, soaring majestically like a candy wrapper caught in an updraft. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees...He's literally floating in his own juices.

Striking Yak fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Jul 3, 2015

# ? Jul 3, 2015 23:31

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Striking Yak posted:

I'm pretty sure that's Do Over Ham in the air, soaring majestically like a candy wrapper caught in an updraft. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees...He's literally floating in his own juices.

The best meat's in the rump!

# ? Jul 3, 2015 23:40

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

TMMadman posted:

The best meat's in the rump!

All that slime made the boar extra tender.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 00:20

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

All that slime made the boar extra tender.

Ewww! I'll take a crab juice!

# ? Jul 4, 2015 00:47

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Everything Counts posted:

Ewww! I'll take a crab juice!

Getting closer...closer.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 01:12

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Mister Kingdom posted:

Getting closer...closer.

Why do birds suddenly appear /
Every time you are near?

# ? Jul 4, 2015 05:16

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Any red-blooded, flag-fearing American would love the M-320. Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 06:14

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Why do birds suddenly appear /
Every time you are near?

BloodDesk, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about my busy PMs..... not so much for myself, but I am SO RESPECTED, it would damage THE FORUMS to read about it.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 09:20

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Jerusalem posted:

BloodDesk, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about my busy PMs..... not so much for myself, but I am SO RESPECTED, it would damage THE FORUMS to read about it.

No, what I said is that Jerusalem sleeps with the fishes! You see...

# ? Jul 4, 2015 09:33

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

I'm going to SEA WORLD! :woop:

# ? Jul 4, 2015 14:53

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Root Bear posted:

I'm going to SEA WORLD!

# ? Jul 4, 2015 15:17

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Oh, when is that dolphin going to eat that hot dog?! :gonk:

# ? Jul 4, 2015 16:05

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Everything Counts posted:

Ewww! I'll take a crab juice!

Only khlav kalash!

# ? Jul 4, 2015 16:57

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Oh, when is that dolphin going to eat that hot dog?!

Yes, I'm sorry, I do not speak English, okay.

Yes, yes. Hot dog, hot dog. Yes sir, no sir. Maybe, okay.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:48

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Do over Ham posted:

Yes, I'm sorry, I do not speak English, okay.

Yes, yes. Hot dog, hot dog. Yes sir, no sir. Maybe, okay.

Thank you. Come again.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:51

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Do over Ham posted:

Yes, I'm sorry, I do not speak English, okay.

Yes, yes. Hot dog, hot dog. Yes sir, no sir. Maybe, okay.

I'm picking it up. "Sala" seems to mean "jerk" and I think Do Over Ham means some kind of spaceship.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:52

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Do over Ham posted:

Yes, I'm sorry, I do not speak English, okay.

Yes, yes. Hot dog, hot dog. Yes sir, no sir. Maybe, okay.

You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos! :colbert:

# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:53

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Neddy Seagoon posted:

You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos!

Well he's got me there.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:55

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Neddy Seagoon posted:

You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos!

# ? Jul 4, 2015 18:02

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Neddy Seagoon posted:

You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos!

It's OK, Neddy. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too much for one man. It's clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 18:33

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

It's OK, Neddy. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too much for one man. It's clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii.

You'll have a great view of the whole beach� from the electric needle room.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 18:39

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

TMMadman posted:

You'll have a great view of the whole beach… from the electric needle room.

It had to be terror sweat!

# ? Jul 4, 2015 18:46

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Skeesix posted:

It had to be terror sweat!

Skeesix, so you won't be scared, I'll show you some of the tools I'll be using. This is the scraper. This is the poker. And this happy little fellow... is the gouger.

Hold still while I gas you!

# ? Jul 4, 2015 19:36

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Class3KillStorm posted:

Skeesix, so you won't be scared, I'll show you some of the tools I'll be using. This is the scraper. This is the poker. And this happy little fellow... is the gouger.

Hold still while I gas you!

Give me a mirror!

# ? Jul 4, 2015 20:01

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Mister Kingdom posted:

Give me a mirror!

Cool, she'll be a freak! We can stick her in a trailer, drive around the south and charge two bits a gander.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 20:11

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Cool, she'll be a freak! We can stick her in a trailer, drive around the south and charge two bits a gander.

Behold the horrors of the Slanty Shanty! See the twisted creatures that dwell within! Meet Cue Ball, the man with no hair!

# ? Jul 4, 2015 20:25

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

TMMadman posted:

Cool, she'll be a freak! We can stick her in a trailer, drive around the south and charge two bits a gander.

Nothing's more important to me than the health and well-being of my freaks. I'm sending you to a vet.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 20:38

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Behold the mighty esquilax, the horse with the head of a rabbit, and the body... of a rabbit.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 20:44

Gizmoduck_5000: Oct 6, 2013; Your superior intellect is no match for our primitive weapons!

Your superior intellect is no match for our primitive weapons!

# ? Jul 4, 2015 21:39

Troy Queef: Jan 12, 2013

Class3KillStorm posted:

Skeesix, so you won't be scared, I'll show you some of the tools I'll be using. This is the scraper. This is the poker. And this happy little fellow... is the gouger.

Hold still while I gas you!

Why must you turn my office into a house of LIES?!

# ? Jul 4, 2015 22:16