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The X-man cometh posted:Dr. America. Walker's got the cure for the national malaise. Store brand knockoff Dr Pepper? I mean, it's okay and all but I don't think it's going to solve our nation's problems  It's totally a Scott Walker solution though.
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Gen. Ripper posted:This has to be the most pointless publicity stunt I've ever seen. 
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Jul 4, 2015 00:49
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Evil Fluffy posted:Koch Sucking For America? Neither Canada Nor America?
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Jul 4, 2015 00:52
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This actually started out funny, though.
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Jul 4, 2015 00:59
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They're going to do this gradual logo reveal and it's just going to say WALKER FOR AMERICA in that font, isn't it? I think a little piece of my soul just died.
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Jul 4, 2015 01:01
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Poor America. 
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Jul 4, 2015 01:03
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Joementum posted:I feel for the guy, I really do. Tristan no 20 minutes ago MoM stop it this is awful and embarrassing you don't get the internet this is more awkward than my dad having to explain to me how anal sex works because I saw him deep dickin my mom's butthole. Walk away Martin at least disable comments dude.
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Jul 4, 2015 01:03
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tristan no is the only commenter on that video, and hes right
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Jul 4, 2015 01:04
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Vienna Circlejerk posted:They're going to do this gradual logo reveal and it's just going to say WALKER FOR AMERICA in that font, isn't it? I think a little piece of my soul just died. WALKER OR AMERICA
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Jul 4, 2015 01:04
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Joementum posted:I feel for the guy, I really do. Oh man, this is some seriously cringeworthy stuff. Doesn't he have handlers?
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mandatory lesbian posted:Tristan no 20 minutes ago I think Chafee has a shot at third.
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Jul 4, 2015 01:12
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My American history is super weak: Has there ever been another candidate like Trump?
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Jul 4, 2015 01:16
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Solid Poopsnake posted:My American history is super weak: Has there ever been another candidate like Trump? Ross Perot?
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FAUXTON posted:The best part about it was that Christie was just being thankful that the president got poo poo rolling quick when Sandy hit. You know, being a human being and thanking the guy who lends a helping hand. He said something to the effect of "I don't really care about that right now" when asked if he knew whether Romney would be making a campaign stop to scrub dishes nobody needs or fill sandbags for no reason, because his state just got hosed and what the hell would Romney do other than get in the way. I know this post is a few pages back and therefore a bit stale by now but I loving love how much how much flack Christie got from the one time he legitimately acted human. "Thank you, Mr. President, for bringing our relief money so fast so we can rebuild!" I mean, seriously, didn't the "famous" Jersey Shore get flooded, washed away, and then finally burst into flame due to faulty wiring?"
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Jul 4, 2015 01:17
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Trump can be our Berlusconi.
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Miltank posted:Trump can be our Berlusconi. Not unless he somehow buys out Murdoch or something. If Murdoch backs him, he could be America's Netanyahu.
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Solid Poopsnake posted:My American history is super weak: Has there ever been another candidate like Trump? Plenty. Closest in recent Presidential campaign history would be Morry "The Grizz" Taylor, CEO of Titan Tires who ran in the Republican primary in 1996. He liked to campaign in a windbreaker with this logo and had an ad where he transformed into a bear:  He had a 10 point plan for saving America with all the usual junk: term limits, cutting regulations, returning power to the states, no foreign aid, English as the official language. Here's an excerpt from Michael Lewis' book Trail Fever about a Morry Taylor visit to a high school in Iowa. quote:"Your school is too big," booms Morry, and as the kids jolt and stir he enters his stream of consciousness. "This is what is wrong with America," he says, pointing at the kids. "Big, big, big. You don't see no little kids in here. No little kids with the big kids so that the little kids don't have anyone to look up to. When I was in school the third-graders looked up to the eighth-graders, and the eighth-grade boys were in love with the senior girls. The senior girls just thought they were cute little twerps, but it was good for them. Some kid comes to school with orange hair, you don't have to call the parents. Hell, we'll take care of the orange hair. A place like this breeds weirdos." He also liked to call Lewis, who shadowed his campaign "piss-boy".
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Jul 4, 2015 01:26
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Raskolnikov38 posted:Ross Perot? Ross Perot ran as an actual successful businessman with a shitload of money that really existed.
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Jul 4, 2015 01:26
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Raskolnikov38 posted:Ross Perot? I get the parallels, but I guess I was thinking a similar scale, too.
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Jul 4, 2015 01:31
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Joementum posted:Plenty. Closest in recent Presidential campaign history would be Morry "The Grizz" Taylor, CEO of Titan Tires who ran in the Republican primary in 1996. holy poo poo this is amazing, thank you
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I mean, this is basically indistinguishable from Trump's rhetoric. Here Morry outlines his plan to screw the Chinese by moving the port customs office to Sidney, Nebraska, which appears to be in Montana. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy0eQyR85bE
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Joementum posted:Plenty. Closest in recent Presidential campaign history would be Morry "The Grizz" Taylor, CEO of Titan Tires who ran in the Republican primary in 1996. That is awesome. How did you even learn about this
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Joementum posted:I mean, this is basically indistinguishable from Trump's rhetoric. Here Morry outlines his plan to screw the Chinese by moving the port customs office to Sidney, Nebraska, which appears to be in Montana. This is some cut footage from the original Robocop, right?
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Solid Poopsnake posted:This is some cut footage from the original Robocop, right? This guy is an amazing youtube goldmine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMrQx4xkHI4 https://www.youtube.com/user/TheGrizzzly Hieronymous Alloy fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Jul 4, 2015 |
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:That is awesome. How did you even learn about this When Al Gore invented the internet, it was orginially designed to categorize and to optimize political decision making. It gained sentience in 2000 and started calling itself Joementum.
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Jul 4, 2015 02:04
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Hey, anybody remember this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnyC9WQf-O8 Never change, Donald. 
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 gently caress You And Diebold posted:That is awesome. How did you even learn about this By reading the book I mentioned in my post. 
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:That is awesome. How did you even learn about this He could also be in his 30's.
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That Trail Fever book is actually pretty good - the author focuses a lot on The Grizz, but he covers everything else too, and there are a quite a few parts about delusional Bob Dole fans that are hilarious. Also, the version I have is called Losers and has a really funny cover. 
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Jul 4, 2015 02:15
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Joementum posted:I feel for the guy, I really do. lol why is he doing this to himself. this is somehow more embarrassing than any of the republicans
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Alkydere posted:I mean, seriously, didn't the "famous" Jersey Shore get flooded, washed away, and then finally burst into flame due to faulty wiring?" It was the boardwalk. Shore's still there. Joementum posted:Plenty. Closest in recent Presidential campaign history would be Morry "The Grizz" Taylor, CEO of Titan Tires who ran in the Republican primary in 1996. This was…amazing.
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Jul 4, 2015 02:21
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Islam is Clearly Muslims should vote for Mike Huckabee then. I mean, he does want to protect all people of faith, right?
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:lol why is he doing this to himself. this is somehow more embarrassing than any of the republicans To be fair, I'm guessing he imagined himself in something like Bernie's position as the serious challenger/alternative to Hillary, with someone as "out there" as Bernie being relegated to more of a Kucinich-style fringe. Sanders may not win the nomination but the numbers he's been putting up are honestly pretty impressive, I guess Hillary's absorbing all the establishment/moderate support and most of what's left are the more ardently progressive, liberal and leftist supporters who'd rather the strongest contrast.
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Jul 4, 2015 02:24
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Vienna Circlejerk posted:I think Chafee has a shot at third. Who?
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Joementum posted:I feel for the guy, I really do. 118 views You know your campaign is in trouble when the only people watching your videos are people reading the D&D presidential megathreads. Not even Drudge's crush on MOM has resulted in views.
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Jul 4, 2015 02:28
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Dolash posted:To be fair, I'm guessing he imagined himself in something like Bernie's position as the serious challenger/alternative to Hillary, with someone as "out there" as Bernie being relegated to more of a Kucinich-style fringe. Sanders may not win the nomination but the numbers he's been putting up are honestly pretty impressive, I guess Hillary's absorbing all the establishment/moderate support and most of what's left are the more ardently progressive, liberal and leftist supporters who'd rather the strongest contrast. At this point I'm actually hoping for Webb to pick up some of the moderate support - if he steals even just 5% of Hillary's support it'd put Bernie a lot closer, at least in Iowa and New Hampshire.
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:At this point I'm actually hoping for Webb to pick up some of the moderate support - if he steals even just 5% of Hillary's support it'd put Bernie a lot closer, at least in Iowa and New Hampshire. When did you get your av updated? Because I just noticed and my god, it's perfect.
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badatom posted:
I'm seriously considering doing this. I have half the special moves and the balance issues figured out, and just need to find a simple way to create a 2D fighter easily in a year. ....what context is this? FAUXTON posted:The best part about it was that Christie was just being thankful that the president got poo poo rolling quick when Sandy hit. You know, being a human being and thanking the guy who lends a helping hand. He said something to the effect of "I don't really care about that right now" when asked if he knew whether Romney would be making a campaign stop to scrub dishes nobody needs or fill sandbags for no reason, because his state just got hosed and what the hell would Romney do other than get in the way. Fulchrum posted:Yes, they will toss their principles. Which would mean anything if their hatred of Obama was based on principles. I loving called it. Fulchrum fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jul 4, 2015 |
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Fulchrum posted:I'm seriously considering doing this. I have half the special moves and the balance issues figured out, and just need to find a simple way to create a 2D fighter easily in a year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K0sRkvX4KE Ted Cruz auditioning for the Simpsons. What a time to be alive. Truly a golden age.
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