Pastry of the Year posted:
One of the many reasons Other M is terrible is that Samus looks to be about 4.8 feet tall next to everyone else. That, or the other soldiers are 10 feet tall. I don't understand how the guy in charge of the franchise managed to get everything so wrong.
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Jul 4, 2015 23:40
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Well Samus has always been sexualized by Sakamoto. JUSTIN BAILEY being a thing and alll. Iirc he even says Other M was his vision for Samus all along.
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Jul 5, 2015 00:24
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It's just kind of crazy that everyone except him saw Samus as a badass strong woman who can kick everyone's rear end and is feared and respected by everyone, and apparently all of that was an accident on his quest to make games about a vulnerable sexy short lady with PTSD.
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Jul 5, 2015 00:43
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It was all the suit. She was just a passenger.
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Jul 5, 2015 00:53
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goatface posted:It was all the suit. She was just a passenger. Bullshit.  Captain N: The Game Master #4. Samus singlehandedly made that comic readable.
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Jul 5, 2015 01:21
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Lurdiak posted:It's just kind of crazy that everyone except him saw Samus as a badass strong woman who can kick everyone's rear end and is feared and respected by everyone, and apparently all of that was an accident on his quest to make games about a vulnerable sexy short lady with PTSD. That dude is well known for being an incredible pervert. You know he was jacking off to this poo poo the whole time. Japanese culture has a huge elder worship problem, so thats how idiots like him, and the dude who loving up Parasite Eve, manage to get ahold of these projects. They won't just tell them " No, you suck, get out of here." For those that don't know about Parasite Eve. She was like Samus, in that she was no-nonsense cop that kicked mutated beasts rear end. Well, in the PSP game, he had her mind essentially killed, and the mind of her 14 year old clone go into the elders body. So, instead of a fighter, the whole game she is cringing and crying. PLUS, the more damage she takes, the more her clothing is torn, to the point where it's just underwear. AND she ends up marrying the dude the first woman was marrying, LIKE HE WOULDN'T NOTICE THE EXTREME PERSONALITY CHANGE
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Jul 5, 2015 01:26
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If we're posting badass Samus Aran stuff, this is my favorite.    Johnny Aztec posted:That dude is well known for being an incredible pervert. You know he was jacking off to this poo poo the whole time. Japanese culture has a huge elder worship problem, so thats how idiots like him, and the dude who loving up Parasite Eve, manage to get ahold of these projects. They won't just tell them " No, you suck, get out of here." Well, Other M was lovely enough that it's unlikely he'll ever get to ruin Gunpei Yokoi's series any more.
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Jul 5, 2015 01:42
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Iirc he even says Other M was his vision for Samus all along. If I remember correctly, a lot of the stuff that we consider canon for Samus Aran is from comics like the series that ran in Nintendo Power way back in the day, and as such aren't necessarily canon in the developers' eyes. This includes stuff like the Chozo infusing Samus with their DNA to save her life as a baby.
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Jul 6, 2015 03:38
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Wanderer posted:If I remember correctly, a lot of the stuff that we consider canon for Samus Aran is from comics like the series that ran in Nintendo Power way back in the day, and as such aren't necessarily canon in the developers' eyes. This includes stuff like the Chozo infusing Samus with their DNA to save her life as a baby. A lot of it also comes from the lore in the Prime games, though. And those are made by a studio Nintendo owns, even though they're in Texas.
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Jul 6, 2015 14:06
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Some times comics can be fun and bad-rear end (Gi)ant-man wrestling Gargantus (not to be confused with Fin Fang Foom) like it ain't no thang and loving every moment of it. Marvel Monsters #4
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Jul 10, 2015 16:04
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I hope it's not out of line to post just about half of a comic, but Strange Fruit #1. N-word warning.        
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Jul 11, 2015 01:25
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Holy gently caress that last goddamn page/panel. What a shitshow.
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Jul 11, 2015 01:29
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While I'll never get tired of seeing racist Klan shitsticks get their asses handed to them, what in the hell is going on there? Who is the super-dude?
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Jul 11, 2015 01:48
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Malachite_Dragon posted:While I'll never get tired of seeing racist Klan shitsticks get their asses handed to them, what in the hell is going on there? Who is the super-dude? He's Johnson. A Drifter fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Jul 11, 2015 |
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Jul 11, 2015 02:22
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Who is apparently also incredibly dehydrated.
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Jul 11, 2015 03:15
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For a split second my brain went "holy poo poo Beasts of Burden got real hosed up."
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Jul 11, 2015 03:21
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Who is apparently also incredibly dehydrated. Well, I mean you may as well make that comment on EVERY superhero comic EVER. You may as well just not make that comment in the first place.
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Jul 11, 2015 03:49
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I think I can guess who this is based on, physically. 
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Jul 11, 2015 04:14
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Drifter posted:Well, I mean you may as well make that comment on EVERY superhero comic EVER. You may as well just not make that comment in the first place. Nah man, that dude has veins on top of veins on top of veins showing out of his skin. That is some poo poo comic art, and possibly poo poo anatomy (which I kinda forgive since the dude's an alien). The only time I'd let poo poo like this pass would be with Carnage or Venom since they have that weird hosed up fake symbiote muscle poo poo going on, on top of their normal skin.
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Jul 11, 2015 08:31
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I like the direction the Terminator series is going. Your flag. Give it to me.
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Jul 11, 2015 16:47
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   Robocop vs. Terminator I love that he turns away and doesn't look at the explosion.
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Jul 11, 2015 16:52
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I couldn't really tell it was him because the rest of the art looks so phoned in, but that BOOM is the most Simonson thing ever.
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Jul 11, 2015 17:39
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Uthor posted:Robocop vs. Terminator Epic Rap Battles of History?
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Jul 11, 2015 18:09
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Robocop vs Terminator is hardly phoned in.
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Jul 11, 2015 18:11
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GorfZaplen posted:Robocop vs Terminator is hardly phoned in. Awwww Murphy loses? Lame.
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Jul 11, 2015 18:59
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... SPOILER ALERT.
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Jul 11, 2015 18:59
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Jiro posted:Awwww Murphy loses? Lame. Without having read the story at all, I'm assuming that's part of the opening and that time travel is involved, as is often the case with termies
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Jul 11, 2015 19:00
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Yeah, go read RoboCop vs. Terminator. It's seriously one of my all-time favorite comics and it's only $4 on Comixology right now. And no, that's most definitely not the ending.
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Jul 11, 2015 19:48
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I'm only half way through the series. So far, the Terminators have killed everyone in the world except for one woman, she travels back in time, is stopped by the Terminators sent back in time, and all life is destroyed in the future. That page is the opening to the third issue. So, not really optimistic.
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Jul 11, 2015 19:51
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Uthor posted:I'm only half way through the series. So far, the Terminators have killed everyone in the world except for one woman, she travels back in time, is stopped by the Terminators sent back in time, and all life is destroyed in the future. That page is the opening to the third issue. So, not really optimistic. They'll solve it with EVEN MORE time travel, I'm sure.
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Jul 11, 2015 20:08
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Drifter posted:They'll solve it with EVEN MORE time travel, I'm sure. Somebody ought to write a Terminator story set in the closing days of the war against Skynet, where a mixed human-Terminator response squad is sent back from the 30th century or so to get Skynet to stop loving using so much time travel.
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Jul 11, 2015 21:46
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Only if it stars JCVD as TimeCop.
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Jul 11, 2015 21:50
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Drifter posted:They'll solve it with EVEN MORE time travel, I'm sure. Well, I counted at least three more time jumps in the second half of the series. It all gets solved by a motherfucking T-Rex, obviously. Here's how RoboCop takes care of a nuclear missile.   
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Jul 11, 2015 22:47
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Wanderer posted:Somebody ought to write a Terminator story set in the closing days of the war against Skynet, where a mixed human-Terminator response squad is sent back from the 30th century or so to get Skynet to stop loving using so much time travel. *group of soldiers and Sarah running from a Terminator* "HE'S FROM THE FUTURE!!! LOOK OUT!" *zzzZAP* *a new figure appears, fully clothed, with weapons* "Yeah, but I'm from the future future. Come with me if you want to live." *zzzZAP* *a new figure appears, robotic, also with weapons* "Sarah Conn-" *Blam head explodes" *zzzZAP* *a new figure appears, fully clothed, with weapons* "And I'm from even more of the future. Skynet, you're being a dick. Stop it, for reals this time." *zzzZAP* *a new figure appears, fully clothed, with weapons* "Hi! I'm Sara Conner, from an alternate timeline reality wormhole. Do you guys, uhh...need anything?"
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Jul 11, 2015 22:48
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Here's a summary of the story. 
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Jul 11, 2015 22:54
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Uthor posted:Here's a summary of the story. That's one of the most  things I've seen outside of Ribic's run on God of Thunder.  I assume the shoulder mounts blare a playlist comprised mainly of Iron Maiden.
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Jul 12, 2015 01:08
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Jiro posted:That's one of the most Probably just All Along the Watchtower.
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Jul 12, 2015 01:23
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I assume it's this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIajdXHRmJ4 (sorry, but that's what I see in that panel)
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Jul 12, 2015 01:31
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Room for one more on the Badass Nintendo Woman pile?
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Jul 12, 2015 20:44
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While dressed as the expendable Mario brother as well.
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