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Mike-o posted:God speed you fat British tranny banger. That's no way to talk about our beloved bernard. 
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Wasn't there like a 14 page thread where he got exposed?
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Scruff McGruff posted:Oh, IDR, what a fantastic train wreck 
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Jul 5, 2015 02:49
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Hey Bernard, look at 2:45 and 3:00 and tell me if this is that mandibular pressure point you been talkin' 'bout http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2015/07/02/dnt-mark-magness-cop-beats-man.kdvr
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Reign Of Pain posted:Hey Bernard, look at 2:45 and 3:00 and tell me if this is that mandibular pressure point you been talkin' 'bout He was just helping a drunk man with his dentures.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:This but the face of christopher dorner
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Reign Of Pain posted:Hey Bernard, look at 2:45 and 3:00 and tell me if this is that mandibular pressure point you been talkin' 'bout Right place but wrong way to apply pressure. You drive your thumb in at a right angle to the jaw line. Test it on your wife to ensure effectiveness. Before my handcuffing exam my poor girlfriend was getting cuffed and restrained repeatedly in the least sexual way possible. The poor thing already has to put up with me being blackout drunk on Whisky all the time and generally being a bit of a oval office. What the gently caress is that thing he's strapped in to? We'd have a riot if we had some sort of torture/rape chair like that.
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Jul 5, 2015 12:44
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Reign Of Pain posted:Hey Bernard, look at 2:45 and 3:00 and tell me if this is that mandibular pressure point you been talkin' 'bout That video is disgusting
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Jul 5, 2015 12:47
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Skoll posted:He was just helping a drunk man with his dentures. Did you buy that title and profile picture? If so please tell me more about yourself
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So I'm filling out the POBITS (Peace Officer Background Investigation Tracking System) for my entry into the academy. And there's a lot of questions like "have you ever had sex in a public place" And "have you ever solicited prostitution" Now I'll come right out and say it. As a sailor I have a bit of a sordid past especially concerning port calls in foreign countries. Should I even continue applying or are these questions gonna outright DQ me?
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SirDrinksAlot posted:So I'm filling out the POBITS (Peace Officer Background Investigation Tracking System) for my entry into the academy. How long ago was it? If we're talking more than maybe 10 years then fair enough, but if it was last week then you're probably better off not applying...
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That's pretty far in the past. Either way, I'd say it's better to ask and let them tell you no than to self-eliminate.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Right place but wrong way to apply pressure. You drive your thumb in at a right angle to the jaw line. Test it on your wife to ensure effectiveness. Restraint chairs are awesome but I don't recommend lobbing drunks into them and then practising all your pressure points while making incriminating statements on bodycam. They're actually much safer when used properly to restrain combative subjects. No concerns with positional asphyxia from hogtying obese people.
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Jul 5, 2015 16:03
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Does this department polygraph? If no then lie. 2008 is long enough that they don't need to know you banged a ladyboy in thailand in your navy days.
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Jul 5, 2015 16:14
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Hell, lie even if they do polygraph. Things are a voodoo box.
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Protip: Things that may disqualify you outright when committed in the U.S., may just get a blind eye from your BI if committed in a country where such actions were legal or quasi-legal. That likely does not include drug use (depending), but they may let things like prostitution, etc. slide if it was a-ok where it happened. If it wasn't a crime where the act was committed, how can they hem you up on it. Might as well ask instead of just thinking it's not worth it. Who hasn't had sex in a public place, psssshhhhh.
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Any sailor that has visited a foreign port or two has almost certainly nailed a hooker.
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Alright thanks guys. Makes me feel a bit better about it
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Jul 5, 2015 21:33
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Did you buy that title and profile picture? We went over this a few pages back. I'm sorry none of us speak the Queens English.
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Jul 5, 2015 21:42
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Hey his text clearly states he's not racist, maybe he just really likes skulls and the 15th century.
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Skoll posted:We went over this a few pages back. I'm sorry none of us speak the Queens English. Bloody hell m8, I swears on me mum that a chap purchased it for me for a chortle amongst us lads. I think I did this right.
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Jul 5, 2015 21:49
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u wot m8 u fukkin wot ill skin yer heel m8
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U WANNA HAVE A GO OF IT? ILL FOOKIN GLASS U
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Pretty dismal facsimile of Bernard Imho
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GunForumMeme posted:Hell, lie even if they do polygraph. Things are a voodoo box. Gonna go against the grain here and say  don't lie on your application or background packet Goddamn, and we wonder why the public has no faith in our integrity anymore. Anyways, if you lie or omit information it will be an immediate red flag if they discover it. If they do any kind of proper background check where they interview your friends and coworkers, and then those persons friends and coworkers etc. the truth will come out. If you trust everyone you know to keep quiet about anything at all then I guess take the other guys' advice here and lie. "Moral turpitude" is the term you're looking for. And while certain things may be legal in other countries that doesn't necessarily make them a good or moral choice to make. That's also why there's sex questions on the background packet.
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Oh my god I'm sitting here agreeing with Shep, what the gently caress guys.
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Jul 6, 2015 00:11
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Pretty sure no one ever asked me where my dick has been during the hiring process.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Oh my god I'm sitting here agreeing with Shep, what the gently caress guys. 
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The point I was trying to make is someone is out of their mind if they're shocked or surprised that a sailor nailed a hooker. Since you're already getting veteran's preference, why even lie? If that's the type of thing that would DQ you, would you really want the job in the first place?
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Seriously lying is 100% more likely to get you dq'ed than saying you hired a Thai dude that you totally thought was a chick to give you a rim-job.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Oh my god I'm sitting here agreeing with Shep, what the gently caress guys. Hahahahahahahaha. He's right.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Pretty sure no one ever asked me where my dick has been during the hiring process. 
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Bernard/Hezzy, please comment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64WBNa6Jl0w
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