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Elliotw2 posted:So where's the dinner? You get it after you marry her.
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Minarchist posted:What's the deal with people just dumping corn on a plate? It's a weird abstracted American thing. Basically a long held core dish of stereotypical American cooking (read: Midwestern Cooking) has been corn with butter, salt and pepper. Sometimes you have variants with Cayenne, Johnny salt, old bay, etc. But then when you get people who are like "we need to make all this poo poo healthy but I can't learn new or interesting meals to make" so you end up with literally just corn on a plate because  . At least by the geometric shape of those kernels I'm pretty sure it's fresh corn thats been cut from a real corn cob, which is really just how you ruin a good corn on the cob but each to their own.
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El Estrago Bonito posted:It's a weird abstracted American thing. Basically a long held core dish of stereotypical American cooking (read: Midwestern Cooking) has been corn with butter, salt and pepper. Sometimes you have variants with Cayenne, Johnny salt, old bay, etc. But then when you get people who are like "we need to make all this poo poo healthy but I can't learn new or interesting meals to make" so you end up with literally just corn on a plate because They look whole, those are from a can. Marriage proposal withdrawn.
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Jul 6, 2015 01:37
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You guys ever seen that ep of House of Lies where the dude won't do anal to the chick because she ate a bunch of corn for lunch? Tomato skins are similarly indigestible.
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Jul 6, 2015 01:51
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subpar anachronism posted:is this an oreo quickbread? 
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El Estrago Bonito posted:It's a weird abstracted American thing. Basically a long held core dish of stereotypical American cooking (read: Midwestern Cooking) has been corn with butter, salt and pepper. Sometimes you have variants with Cayenne, Johnny salt, old bay, etc. But then when you get people who are like "we need to make all this poo poo healthy but I can't learn new or interesting meals to make" so you end up with literally just corn on a plate because What? Is this not a thing? It friggen love corn.
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Jul 6, 2015 02:36
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Having corn off the cob is fine, not weird, and practiced all over the world. Jesus.
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Jul 6, 2015 02:39
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cash crab posted:This is the most Is that bunched up wet toilet paper under the leaf?
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review ever. They look like they're supposed to be savoury, like there's chicken rub on them or something.
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I think what's throwing people off is that it looks like the corn is the main food on the plate. Like, it's just corn and a side of tomato. It took me a while to even notice that there's some fish or something hiding under that leaf.
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Picnic Princess posted:Is that bunched up wet toilet paper under the leaf? It's a paper towel, you weirdo.
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Wanamingo posted:It's a paper towel, you weirdo. Well, jeez, if you keep using paper towels for that instead of toilet paper, it's no wonder you're so grouchy.
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Jul 6, 2015 02:49
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cash crab posted:This is the most So some corn out of a can, a bit of diced tomato, and a couple slices of lemon  . I'm not sure what the leaf is but it looks like it was blanched, at least.I think I spent more time when I "made" my last bowel movement.
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Jul 6, 2015 02:50
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I think the leaf and lemons are for tea so the dinner is just canned corn and a diced piece of tomato
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:I think the leaf and lemons are for tea so the dinner is just canned corn and a diced piece of tomato If I had to say I'd guess that Tendales is right about the fish.
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Tendales posted:I think what's throwing people off is that it looks like the corn is the main food on the plate. Like, it's just corn and a side of tomato. It took me a while to even notice that there's some fish or something hiding under that leaf. Yeah that's either a filet of fish or probably the most tasteless boiled chicken breast ever.
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Wanamingo posted:If I had to say I'd guess that Tendales is right about the fish. That does make more sense.
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Oh god, I thought that was a paper towel under the leaf 
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loving minecraft modders
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Looks like someone made a sandwich from this quiz http://www.sporcle.com/games/suspence/foodcubes
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Toriori posted:I only really enjoy crepes so I know how you feel. I can't stand the aunt Jemima type thick pancakes, eugh. Bananas on their own give me a stomach ache but in smoothies and stuff it's fine. High five, I thought I was alone! Actually, I like crepes, too; I forgot about those. And I can eat peanut butter and bananas sandwiches. Found these pretty ladies:  
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Jul 6, 2015 09:33
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cash crab posted:This is the most My guess is: Corn from a McCains packet of microwave corn (this is acceptable in a working household if you're busy though, it ain't that bad) Diced raw tomato with some pepper. Two halves of two DIFFERENT lemons for some reason. A piece of over cooked skinless boiled fish. That is depressing and I'm the guy who is eating some microwaved peas, oven baked potato and a couple of sausages on the barbie with a slice of bread american mustard and some fried onions. And THAT'S depressing food in general.
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Gridlocked posted:Corn from a McCains packet of microwave corn (this is acceptable in a working household if you're busy though, it ain't that bad) Do you just mean ordinary frozen corn, or is "microwave corn" something else?
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Cooking instructions: Boil the fish fillet for 63 hours. Garnish the resulting culinary atrocity with a soggy leaf you found trapped in the gutters on your house and some random pieces of lemon left over from other dishes. Serve room-temperature with canned corn and diced tomatoes.
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Jul 6, 2015 10:50
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subpar anachronism posted:also bowl full of miscellaneous white cubes. these are not cheese or tofu. thespaceinvader posted:I think those are sugar cubes? SymmetryrtemmyS posted:Sugar butter, maybe, but they look too smooth to be just sugar. Lucy Heartfilia posted:Fresh mozarella cut into cubes? Irving posted:Looks a bit like homemade marshmallows cut really small.
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Jul 6, 2015 11:29
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Gridlocked posted:My guess is: Oh, poo poo, I think it's a lemon half and a lemon slice. I mention this only because it is the weirdest thing. Also, I think that leaf is just from a random houseplant.
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اكلها بدون ما افكر Rigged Death Trap has a new favorite as of 12:03 on Jul 6, 2015 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:My money's on seitan. I think Irving is correct: I think they're homemade marshmallows.
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My Lovely Horse posted:My money's on seitan. _____/ 
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Rigged Death Trap posted:Oh god I so would. Same, but what would everyone else eat?? Because I'm eating the whole thing.
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Jul 6, 2015 12:04
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If I eat the hump, how many days does that buy me in the desert? (IDC gimme dat hump, delicious animal fat jelly is the best)
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Jul 6, 2015 12:17
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loving hell, that looks like a Beksiński painting.
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Tiggum posted:Do you just mean ordinary frozen corn, or is "microwave corn" something else? Frozen corn. In a bag.
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Tiggum posted:Do you just mean ordinary frozen corn, or is "microwave corn" something else? You can get frozen vegetables that steam-cook in the bag when they're put in the microwave for a minute or two.
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Jul 6, 2015 14:10
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Titus Sardonicus posted:You can get frozen vegetables that steam-cook in the bag when they're put in the microwave for a minute or two. These are surprisingly not awful most of the time. They're way better than any sort of canned vegetable at least. There's even versions that have rice that are decent, especially if you add a little butter into the bag Aesop Poprock has a new favorite as of 14:43 on Jul 6, 2015 |
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Jul 6, 2015 14:41
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Frozen veggies in general are good food, since they're typically picked and frozen when at their ripest.
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Also flash-frozen instead of slow-frozen like in your fridge; this helps them retain fresh texture when thawed/cooked.
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Aesop Poprock posted:These are surprisingly not awful most of the time. They're way better than any sort of canned vegetable at least. There's even versions that have rice that are decent, especially if you add a little butter into the bag Yeah, we use them all the time, cooking is kind of difficult when you have a hyperactive two-year-old running you ragged literally nonstop.
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Jul 6, 2015 16:46
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Yeah the disaster on that plate is the fish. The corn looks...boring but otherwise inoffensive and might be quite good if a little salt or sugar was brought to the party. The tomatoes are at least evenly sliced/etc, but the fish is clearly unseasoned and just topped with a weird bay leaf or something.
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Irving and bringmyfishback are right- they're 'gluten free sugar free low carb' marshmallows.
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