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Sigma X posted:I saw this on my news feed yesterday and started laughing. Guess what else is funny? This guy played Gaston at Disney. Lumičre would have been worse.
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Slow is Fast posted:http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/07/06/maine-man-dies-after-launching-fireworks-from-his-head/ I posted this in irc with "rip slow is fast".
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Phone posted:I posted this in irc with "rip slow is fast". Wrong end of the state (the potato loving end) and I don't particularly care for fireworks.
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Jul 6, 2015 16:01
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Slow is Fast posted:http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/07/06/maine-man-dies-after-launching-fireworks-from-his-head/ 
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Jul 6, 2015 16:04
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Slow is Fast posted:Lumičre would have been worse. He can probably play Quasimodo now.
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Jul 6, 2015 16:34
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Slow is Fast posted:http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/07/06/maine-man-dies-after-launching-fireworks-from-his-head/ Look out, Florida Man, it looks like Maine Man is... oh never mind: quote:Staples lived in Orlando where he once worked at Disney World
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Jul 6, 2015 16:44
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SFH1989 posted:Who the gently caress thought a night race at the end of a long weekend, in a place where a rain delay is likely, was a good idea? Looked like a good race, the last few laps would have been really exciting if I didn't know who won. The 4th of July race has been going on for decades, and because of the time of year they do tend to get rained out or delayed. And yeah, the super speedway races are the only good oval races anymore unfortunately.
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Jul 6, 2015 16:49
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Seat Safety Switch posted:He can probably play Quasimodo now. Pretty much the only option is the headless horseman.
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Jul 6, 2015 16:55
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Oh my God its like 97* with 80% humidity. I've been on a roof for 20 mins and I feel like I've been swimming Florida is the worst. That is all.
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Jul 6, 2015 17:32
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leica posted:The 4th of July race has been going on for decades, and because of the time of year they do tend to get rained out or delayed. I know but why move it to Sunday? The race was held on July 4th regardless of day for 30 years until it got moved to the first Saturday in July in the late 80s. The last time the 4th fell on that Saturday they ran it that day. I'm pissed I couldn't watch it but I really should have taken today off from work.
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Jul 6, 2015 18:53
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They did it to try and get better ratings, since no one would be home on the 4th apparently. http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/nbc-returns-nascar-coverage-sunday-race-daytona-32226889
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Jul 6, 2015 19:04
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The one good thing about all of these fires in BC is that the smoke is blocking out the sun so much here in Vancouver that it's not nearly as hot as it used to be. Everything smells like a campfire though. Walking outside is like being on Mars: 
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Jul 6, 2015 19:05
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I can't believe I'm saying this sequence of words but this is the bleakest toilet paper ad I have ever seen. https://youtu.be/WDkwFzmJTk0
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Jul 6, 2015 19:11
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Liquid Communism posted:44 mag out of a lever-action carbine is pure sex. Late to the party but here have this:  It's chambered in the one on the right:  (.380 auto, .357 Magnum, 7.62x39, .45-70) 
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Sick day today; spent last night puking my guts up and while I feel more or less OK now, I got about 30 minutes of sleep and are therefore not fit to fly. Plus if it starts again that would be pretty bad.Adiabatic posted:Late to the party but here have this: Jesus dude do you have a problem with marauding rhinos at your place or something? 
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Jul 6, 2015 19:25
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MustardFacial posted:The one good thing about all of these fires in BC is that the smoke is blocking out the sun so much here in Vancouver that it's not nearly as hot as it used to be. Everything smells like a campfire though. That is super pretty. Finally fixed the holes in my rear doors and my roof. And by "fixed" i mean "took some flat pieces of aluminum and pop riveted them over the holes before spray painting them white." From a distance, it actually doesn't look too bad!  
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MrChips posted:Jesus dude do you have a problem with marauding rhinos at your place or something? It's been a while since I got tricked by face shots and myspace angles, but you should always be prepared.
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Jul 6, 2015 19:32
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I use scissors ar work that are able to cut through kevlar. They just cut through half of my thumb. Gonna super glue this bitch shut if I keep soaking through Bandaids like this.
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14 INCH SLIT posted:I can't believe I'm saying this sequence of words but this is the bleakest toilet paper ad I have ever seen. Simply amazing. Super Aggro Crag posted:I use scissors ar work that are able to cut through kevlar. They just cut through half of my thumb. Gonna super glue this bitch shut if I keep soaking through Bandaids like this. Uh it might be time for stitches of its that bad, dude 
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14 INCH SLIT posted:I can't believe I'm saying this sequence of words but this is the bleakest toilet paper ad I have ever seen. I've seen it on tv a few times but yes, this really is a good ad
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BraveUlysses posted:I've seen it on tv a few times but yes, this really is a good ad No, THIS is a really good ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_mccjAnCOk (it's really not, but it always cracked me up as a kid)
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some texas redneck posted:Well, the upside is it's not my dominant hand.... but it's still my thumb, which is going to make doing anything that requires both hands a complete bitch for several days Good thing I'm average white guy in the male department? Admit it, you at least chuckled a little... Looking at it now, I definitely should have gotten stitches (bitch is STILL leaking precious red poo poo), but Sliced the poo poo out of my right index finger last week while, of all things, cleaning around the bathroom sink. My own fault - I dropped something on the porcelain sink months ago an broke a chunk out in two pieces, but left them sort of wedged there. Well, one of the pieces was sticking out a bit, and we all should know how sharp porcelain can be. Nice cut along the side from knuckle almost to the tip. Fortunately, since I was cleaning up spilled liquid soap, the wound was clean, and super sharp means a clean cut that's easy(ish) to close with super glue. Bled like a motherfucker, first, though (I let it to help clean the wound.) Also used the super glue to fix the sink until I replace it. A week later, and it's just a scar, almost healed completely, thanks to clean, super-glue, and triple-antibiotic. Didn't even hurt that much thanks to how sharp the porcelain was. I won't talk about the time I sawed a grove in the tip of my thumb being stupid with a coping saw. God, that was dumb.
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at the thought of how much it would cost to get stitches at 11pm. I already owe about 2 full paychecks to a hospital as it is.
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Jul 6, 2015 20:56
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Darchangel posted:Sliced the poo poo out of my right index finger last week while, of all things, cleaning around the bathroom sink. I still have a little scar on my left ring finger from when I cut through a grapefruit half with one of those serrated grapefruit spoons. I have another cut on my other ring finger from dropping a porcelain piggy bank and grabbing it a little too hard. I am not a smart man. (grapefruit juice also feels real good on a fresh cut, no matter how small)
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ssjonizuka posted:Walk it off, pussy. Due to the crack's postion, I can run nooooo problem. quote:How'd you manage that? Also, I take it you were riding bicycles? That had to hurt like a bastard if so. Just tripped up and landed on the knee on a hard surface. Done about 400kms since and yeeeeeep it hurt all right. Sunday got right up there in gently caress this poo poo.
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:Due to the crack's postion, I can run nooooo problem. What do you do to have to let it heal? Anything?
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Jul 6, 2015 22:39
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Only me. Time to break out the superglue. I was vacuuming my car and my 3 year old $30 online glasses finally broke. I called my eye doctor and they wouldn't give me my prescription numbers and were being dicks to be honest. Luckily I know my mom's email and password and was able to find my old order with all the details and just ordered a new set. It's gonna take 6 to 8 days to get here and came to $50 with the express shipping, but gently caress it, still cheaper than my eye doctor.
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So our shop bitch managed to blow a motor on a 2015 Town and Country doing an oil change, and my manager is sitting here trying to see if filling it with mechanic in a bottle will fix it out of sheer desperation and it's just knock knock knock knock knocking away in the bay, a much older T&C goes driving past making the same noise and I pointed out with the heat it must be mating season for them, they're calling to each other. Sort of like down in the desert when all the tarantulas come out. My boss goes oh yeah I've seen that when they come crawling out of those little holes as the sun goes down. I managed to hit him broadside with "well technically my hole is usually that size but once you cram as many tarantulas in there as I have *makes a circle gesture with fingers about the size of a grapefruit* poo poo looks like a bloomin onion that waves at you." Boss: 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D79kk7E2OLk I need to figure out a way to mount the gopro higher, or just trade it in for a prius.
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Super Aggro Crag posted:Only me. Time to break out the superglue. Or you can continue ignoring good advice like...every other single time I've seen you bitching about something in these monthly threads.
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ilkhan posted:“It was a freak accident. … Devon was not the kind of person who would do something stupid. He was the kind of person who would pretend to do something stupid to make people laugh.” Nice meltdown
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Bape Culture posted:Nice meltdown
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Super Aggro Crag posted:Only me. Time to break out the superglue. This can be dangerous to your vision and you should get a new prescription. If you need a new prescription or if they find a developing problem in your eye, then wearing your old prescription can damage them even more/faster.
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QuarkMartial posted:....how did he destroy a motor during an oil change quote:shop bitch
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ilkhan posted:Meh. Just tired of people saying "[deadguy] wouldn't do such a thing!". Obvious, they would. Because they did. Because they were exactly as stupid as the event makes you think they were. Tell me more about personal responsibility.
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ilkhan posted:“It was a freak accident. … Devon was not the kind of person who would do something stupid. He was the kind of person who would pretend to do something stupid to make people laugh.” You've probably never done something stupid in your life.
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Lightbulb Out posted:You've probably never done something stupid in your life. Not even once.
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ilkhan posted:Meh. Just tired of people saying "[deadguy] wouldn't do such a thing!". Obvious, they would. Because they did. Because they were exactly as stupid as the event makes you think they were. I bet my fianceé would say this and well lmao
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ilkhan posted:If they are 3 years old you should get your script updated anyway.  and went to a specialist. Turns out I have thick corneas and I just have to watch it and visit more often. I hope I can get lasic surgery, evidently that reduces the cornea.
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