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prinnylaharl posted:He magically creates jobs out of the kindness of his heart and that's all that matters. I can see that timeline already, "if the president can say it, so can I" 
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"Read my lips! No more Bush!" (God, I feel old.)
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Ague Proof posted:QC makes nearly 10k a month. 
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Tom Tomorrow put up a Kickstarter to fund an anniversary collection.The Wiggly Wizard posted:$4108 a month goddamn I'd be surprised if Hagar the Horrible made that much. You can make some pretty decent bank off evangelical Christians by making stuff that reinforces their worldview. I wouldn't be terribly surprised if not-Oatmeal guy let the mask drop at some point and revealed he was just trying to fleece them for beer and pizza money.
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I had forgotten about this guy. What a gold mine. Seething.  Only conscious people. From the planet Earth. None of this heavily-sedated martians bullshit.  Lies  Pretty sure only one of those is an actual thing...
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What politics are being represented by the guy in the Japan hat flying an American Flag without any stars?
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Dr. Stab posted:What politics are being represented by the guy in the Japan hat flying an American Flag without any stars? The politics of kicking your rear end!
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Oh god this is hilarious. This man is a second Branco we forgot about for a while. alnilam posted:The politics of kicking your rear end! Subtle, nuanced commentary in visual form. *a man in an american flag hat is depicted opening a can labeled "WHUP rear end!" while a ponytailed Birkenstock-wearing Liberal recoils in dismay*
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It was a traitorous and inhumane lot of states that prided itself in making money of the enslavement of others and was unabashedly proud of doing so. Why the hell should we be tolerant of that?!
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Jedit posted:"Read my lips! No more Bush!"  Okay that's a good one.
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So many awful, loathsome cartoons. Have some good cartoons. Sweet that she left out the buckles, but how could she make Scalia a Protestant?  Chris Christie Telnaes also does animations synced to audio, which are kind of awkward, but maybe you'll like them? http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/opinions/wp/2015/07/01/ted-cruz-does-his-best-mccarthy-impression/
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Does Bill Trantham use crayon on his cartoons?
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snakeandbake posted:Get hosed Muir (again and forever) A lot of the issues with his art is that he isn't getting hosed, and hasn't been for sometime.
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LashLightning posted:A lot of the issues with his art is that he isn't getting hosed, and hasn't been for sometime. That implies he ever has, though.
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Something I realized about the DbD cartoon from the other day. Waifu and Liberal Strawsister talked about being late for their shift at the fuckbarn. But... who are they open to? Who are the customers? They said they only planned to serve a small handful of wealthy patrons at a time. So... why would they have daily shifts? THE LOGISTICS OF THIS FUCKBARN MAKE NO SENSE.
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Mordiceius posted:Something I realized about the DbD cartoon from the other day. Waifu and Liberal Strawsister talked about being late for their shift at the fuckbarn. But... who are they open to? Who are the customers? They said they only planned to serve a small handful of wealthy patrons at a time. So... why would they have daily shifts? THE LOGISTICS OF THIS FUCKBARN MAKE NO SENSE. You've had too much Politoons Thread, I'm cutting you off
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Political Cartoons 2015: THE LOGISTICS OF THIS FUCKBARN MAKE NO SENSE
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Dr Cheeto posted:Political Cartoons 2015: THE LOGISTICS OF THIS FUCKBARN MAKE NO SENSE
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Dr Cheeto posted:Political Cartoons 2015: THE LOGISTICS OF THIS FUCKBARN MAKE NO SENSE Not empty-quoting, nosiree
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So wait, is the Fuckbarn a real thing in DbD? Is Muir-insert selling off his wife as a prostitute? Is that why they're inexplicably naked all the time? Any help with these questions would be greatly appreciated since I literally can't read DbD.
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Not selling her off, but a woman's place is to be seen, not heard, and clothes just get in the way of the marital rape. edit ; The fuckbarn is actually just like an even shittier hooters for rich republicans or whoever else muir is fellating at any particular moment.
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Mordiceius posted:Something I realized about the DbD cartoon from the other day. Waifu and Liberal Strawsister talked about being late for their shift at the fuckbarn. But... who are they open to? Who are the customers? They said they only planned to serve a small handful of wealthy patrons at a time. So... why would they have daily shifts? THE LOGISTICS OF THIS FUCKBARN MAKE NO SENSE. NoEyedSquareGuy posted:So wait, is the Fuckbarn a real thing in DbD? Is Muir-insert selling off his wife as a prostitute? Is that why they're inexplicably naked all the time?
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:So wait, is the Fuckbarn a real thing in DbD? Is Muir-insert selling off his wife as a prostitute? Is that why they're inexplicably naked all the time? Its not really a fuckbarn. We call it that as a derogatory term because Muir's poo poo is all extremely awful. Its just a right-wing hooters... thing. CampingCarl posted:It is a gentleman's club for the men to get away from the irrational women who are at the club serving them. It is a flawless plan. Ah but these are the good women who know their place and ask papa Zed for their every instruction.
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Does anyone have that Mr.Fish cartoon with the dude in the cape skull loving a child? I feel it's very appropriate now considering all the talk about Trump going on.
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Zaphod42 posted:Its not really a fuckbarn. We call it that as a derogatory term because Muir's poo poo is all extremely awful. I believe the "fuckbarn" designation came about when folks started speculating that Zed's MANLY club for MEN ONLY with NO WOMEN ALLOWED was a cover for a gay sex club. Not that there's anything wrong with gay sex clubs, of course.
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Dr Cheeto posted:Political Cartoons 2015: THE LOGISTICS OF THIS FUCKBARN MAKE NO SENSE "What was her problem?"
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Let me see if I have grasped the economics of the Fuckbarn correctly. Zed's 40-something wife and mother and her 40-something sister will be the mostly-naked bartenders and waitresses at a "nightclub" held in a barn on the back end of Nowhere, Texas, located on a lot of privately-owned land that is sufficiently massive that a helicopter is considered an acceptable and efficient method of traveling across it, targeted towards a demographic of presumably well-to-do men who are in search of a private place where men can be men in the company of other men. It strikes me that this business plan would only be remotely acceptable if Zed was planning to start up one of those upper-crust clubs from The Invisibles where the primary attractor is the chance to hunt, kill, and eat another human being. Edit: Muir, if this whole plot of your ends in Skye being pursued across a flood plain during a storm by Zed and a bunch of oil millionaires on polo ponies, and she slowly turns the tables on them due to her progressive wiles and instant kinship with a posse of illegal Mexicans who just happen to be in the neighborhood, culminating in a bitter, all-or-nothing fistfight in the rain at midnight between a wounded Zed and a desperate Skye where Zed is finally knocked into rushing waters by a mudslide, screaming "THANKS, OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--" as he plummets to a watery grave, I will personally show you how to set up Patreon and I will donate to it. Wanderer fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Jul 6, 2015 |
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Not only is the fuckbarn in a remote corner of a huge private property / embassy (?), but even in his own fantasies Zed is 100% the type to point a gun and ask "jest what're you doin on my property" to anyone and everyone who might be entering via the southern gate or whatever. That's real welcoming to, uh, customers.
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Wanderer posted:Let me see if I have grasped the economics of the Fuckbarn correctly. I think everyone involved is at least 50 by this point and at least one of them is giving up a lucrative career as a literal human hunter (Naomi) in order to cook steaks or whatever
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 alnilam posted:Hey there fellow rap fan, are you hip to the latest tune by the Sugar Hill Group? 
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Wanderer posted:Let me see if I have grasped the economics of the Fuckbarn correctly. What this really reminds me of is the Bohemian Grove. Now I don't believe in any of the bullshit conspiracy theories about satanic rituals and whatnot in there, but I do have a lot of reasons to believe people when they say it is the gayest club they have ever been to 
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Every time I visit the US it kind of freaks me out how many houses have flags hanging on them. Is complaining about houses that don't have flags an actual thing? I have a hard time distinguishing between Kelly exaggerating for comic effect and Kelly making fun of things that actually happen.
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ToxicFrog posted:Every time I visit the US it kind of freaks me out how many houses have flags hanging on them. Is complaining about houses that don't have flags an actual thing? I have a hard time distinguishing between Kelly exaggerating for comic effect and Kelly making fun of things that actually happen. I mean, does a few crackpots doing it make it "a thing" ? There's always a few houses that don't participate in any given holiday. Even on Christmas you'll see houses with not a single Christmas light. Some people may get  over that or not having a flag but it'd just be dumb conservatives, obviously most people don't think that way."They must be Jewish" 
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ToxicFrog posted:Every time I visit the US it kind of freaks me out how many houses have flags hanging on them. Is complaining about houses that don't have flags an actual thing? I have a hard time distinguishing between Kelly exaggerating for comic effect and Kelly making fun of things that actually happen. We as a country are still fighting over whether a flag from a country that stopped existing 150 years ago should still be flying.
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ToxicFrog posted:Every time I visit the US it kind of freaks me out how many houses have flags hanging on them. Is complaining about houses that don't have flags an actual thing? I have a hard time distinguishing between Kelly exaggerating for comic effect and Kelly making fun of things that actually happen. I don't think you understand just how many people feel the need to prove their more American than anybody they've ever met. American culture is just this bizarre never ending arms race in every way.
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Zaphod42 posted:I mean, does a few crackpots doing it make it "a thing" ? My (Jewish) family's tradition was to take a night just before Christmas and go tour the area, critiquing Christmas lights and laughing at the more ridiculous arrangements.
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