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when people say they're sapiosexual what they really mean is "I think I'm really loving smart and I want someone who will engage me in my conversations about Sonic the Hedgehog and my collection of steampunk goggles."
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Haha, she has no idea the guy she's messaging is posting her responses on the internet (anonymously, like a gentlemen). so strange that she's getting a "weird" vibe from the type of person who would do that
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Jul 6, 2015 06:03
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creating a profile on okcupid is casting a net into a sea of mental illness
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Jul 6, 2015 06:06
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Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:creating a profile on okcupid is casting a net into a sea of mental illness i like sushi
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Jul 6, 2015 06:07
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LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:i like sushi you're in luck because there's plenty of things on okcupid that smell and taste like rotting fish for you to put your mouth on
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Jul 6, 2015 06:12
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LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:i like sushi dating damaged people enhances the narrative of your life and makes you an all-around more interesting person with better stories
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Jul 6, 2015 06:13
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loving crazy women is a joy just use a burner
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Jul 6, 2015 08:07
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Italian chick update: she cooked me the best linguini carbonara ive had in my entire life and then i titty hosed her so not a bad evening
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Lufiron posted:you're in luck because there's plenty of things on okcupid that smell and taste like rotting fish for you to put your mouth on this is true Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:dating damaged people enhances the narrative of your life and makes you an all-around more interesting person with better stories this is also true Top City Homo posted:loving crazy women is a joy just use a burner this takes a bit of effort and commitment, but is also true
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Jul 6, 2015 11:39
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Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:Haha, she has no idea the guy she's messaging is posting her responses on the internet (anonymously, like a gentlemen). so strange that she's getting a "weird" vibe from the type of person who would do that Somehow I doubt even a femenesm can tell that kind of Internet situation !!! Anyway here's a screenshot from the bumble app reviews lmao 
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Jul 6, 2015 11:52
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Hello, boys... 
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Jul 6, 2015 13:15
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I'd probably be ok with getting my blood sucked by her and my dilz
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Jul 6, 2015 13:42
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Well poo poo how'd you know about my Bratz Doll fetish
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Jul 6, 2015 14:28
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JediTalentAgent posted:So, another article about meeting someone you don't like on OKCupid popped up... I'm a little late to the party but this is a pretty funny and insightful.
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Jul 6, 2015 16:02
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Wicker Man posted:Hello, boys... 
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Jul 6, 2015 16:09
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Captain Yossarian posted:As a prisoner, I sometimes wonder why I don't get literally all the same luxuries as person on the outside. Weird i'm just reading through the last several pages and i looked at the biography of author of the xojane article about beauty care behind bars and lol http://www.xojane.com/author/kristin-davis quote:Kristin Davis, Libertarian, Entrepreneur, businesswoman, former HedgeFund VP, also former Manhattan Madam who supplied disgraced Governor Eliot Spitzer with escorts. Kristin ran the world’s most successful escort agency, employing over 120 girls, with locations in 5 cities and an overseas call center. In 2008, she was convicted of one count of promoting prostitution in the 3rd degree and served 4 months in Rikers Island, also forfeiting all of her assets.
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Jul 6, 2015 16:36
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She was just another collateral casualty in the conspiracy to take down Eliot Spitzer
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Jul 6, 2015 16:47
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Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:She was just another collateral casualty in the conspiracy to take down Eliot Spitzer Client No. 9 is an interesting documentary. Funny too when you realize he goes and fucks it up by cheating again while running for elected office.
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Jul 6, 2015 16:54
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Don't post tinder.txt in okcupid.txt wtf is wrong with you
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setafd posted:i'm just reading through the last several pages and i looked at the biography of author of the xojane article about beauty care behind bars and lol Gonna write her dirty mails.
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Jul 6, 2015 17:37
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Jul 6, 2015 20:19
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Wicker Man posted:Hello, boys... Almost positive this is the thing that abducted me from Joshua Tree back in '06, and I have the scar from where the implant was to prove it. Don't believe the govt.'s lies
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Jul 6, 2015 20:49
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Wicker Man posted:Hello, boys...
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Jul 6, 2015 21:19
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Yawgmoth posted:This girl is totally my type because my type is absolutely bugfuck... chicks. well good because she looks like a literal human praying mantis
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Jul 6, 2015 21:28
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my hobbies including being eaten by my lover after a passionate intercourse sesh
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toggle posted:my hobbies including being eaten by my lover after a passionate intercourse sesh that's ghouls, not vampires.
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Otisburg posted:that's ghouls, not vampires. I think he's referring to her praying mantis resemblance
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Jul 6, 2015 23:04
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toggle posted:my hobbies including being eaten by my lover after a passionate intercourse sesh vore fetish is hot
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Jul 7, 2015 04:57
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toggle posted:my hobbies including being eaten by my lover after a passionate intercourse sesh 
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Jul 7, 2015 05:38
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Risky posted:Jesus Christ, this one messaged me last night and barely 3 minutes into messaging me. The timing may be  but when it whizzes into the conversation from the side like a Bullock driven bus you've gotta stick it out at least a little while 
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Jul 7, 2015 23:46
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Risky posted:Jesus Christ, this one messaged me last night and barely 3 minutes into messaging me. You know how hard it is to find people that like museums? She was just trying to get that poo poo on lock pronto and jumped the gun a bit
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Jul 7, 2015 23:53
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Risky posted:Jesus Christ, this one messaged me last night and barely 3 minutes into messaging me. Are you going to use this opportunity to gently caress her?
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Jul 8, 2015 00:56
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She looks kind of fat from the thumbnail so it would explain a lot
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Jul 8, 2015 02:07
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what the gently caress is a pansexual? does it mean being attracted to everyone? isn't that being bisexual? what the gently caress is going on?? just say you're bi for the love of christ and leave it at that. but who really honestly gives a poo poo?
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toggle posted:what the gently caress is a pansexual? does it mean being attracted to everyone? isn't that being bisexual? what the gently caress is going on?? just say you're bi for the love of christ and leave it at that. I think the logic is bi implies liking both male/female pansexual means into whatever special snowflake gender or nongender you've assigned yourself.
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Coolness Averted posted:I think the logic is bi implies liking both male/female pansexual means into whatever special snowflake gender or nongender you've assigned yourself. do medical journals recognise pansexuality? would that be a good opening message to a practising pansexual?
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Jul 8, 2015 11:02
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Probably better than a picture of a pan, which is what I would open with. 
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Jul 8, 2015 11:03
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Pansexuals are just bisexuals that got angry they aren't special snowflakes anymore.
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Scathach posted:Pansexuals are just bisexuals that got angry they aren't special snowflakes anymore. Someone once told me the difference is that "bisexuals only want to have sex with men and women" whereas pansexuals "would have sex with ALL the genders", which is a fuckin weird explanation.
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