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Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Badger of Basra posted:

five pounds of the fruit tootsie rolls!

hit me up with that link

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visceril
Feb 24, 2008
Visceril is strong and cool and real and he is my friend.

Visceril is a friend to all children

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

Gravel Gravy posted:

Yeah but I am not that hard up that I need $327 and the car without the bumper is kind of an eye sore
If you've been hit there that many times I'm not sure the universe wants you to have a rear bumper. Or you live in a place where there are a lot of bad drivers I won't speculate.

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

visceril posted:

Visceril is strong and cool and real and he is my friend.

Visceril is a friend to all children
My friend's kid is a dick, though. Like it's not "we need to talk about Kevin" bad but it's close.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Berke Negri posted:

i find a lot of goons aren't actually clever so try to cover up for that by quibbling at little details

i strongly believe that long exposure to mock threads leads to a permanent degeneration in critical thinking skills

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Exclamation Marx posted:

i strongly believe that long exposure to mock threads leads to a permanent degeneration in critical thinking skills

luckily they've outsourced all that to TVTROPES.COM

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Male Protagonist with a Dark Secret? I'm afraid that's a Trope.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Nintendo Kid posted:

hit me up with that link

http://www.amazon.com/Tootsie-Fruit...t+tootsie+rolls

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Sold by Terrific Deal, Inc.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

visceril posted:

Visceril is strong and cool and real and he is my friend.

Visceril is a friend to all children

New Subway spokesman itt

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

visceril posted:

I love children and am really good with them. My 2 year old cousin runs up and hugs me. I am now the undisputed favorite cousin, 6/6 children agree.

I also taught my autistic 2 year old half-sister to say "Open!" by making a game out of putting dishes away.




You kid-haters are strange to me

I am thankful for other people being good with kids so I don't have to be.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

visceril posted:

Oh and PR remember being unemployed is no reflection on your intelligence or worth don't think that ever. And sometimes even blind online applications work so don't rule anything out. You're Poli Sci? Would you like to work for a certain Cable News Network?

i believe i could view working for CNN as the logical professional extension of my shitposting career, yes

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Yes i4 sorry

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Exclamation Marx posted:

i strongly believe that long exposure to mock threads leads to a permanent degeneration in critical thinking skills

And long-term chat thread exposure leads to acute irony poisoning.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
i got my kid to say "help" when he wants something instead of falling on the floor and crying

i feel like a good parent

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Exclamation Marx posted:

i strongly believe that long exposure to mock threads leads to a permanent degeneration in critical thinking skills

by immersing oneself in bad content, one comes to create bad content

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

zoux posted:

luckily they've outsourced all that to TVTROPES.COM

it's like the n*ggerstomper58 effect, only with editorial cartoons/tumblr/fat people/gamergate/alabama hotdog man

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Exclamation Marx posted:

i strongly believe that long exposure to mock threads leads to a permanent degeneration in critical thinking skills

as someone who joined SA for mock threads, they all inevitably run long past their expiration date

except the freep thread, maybe, since there is always more and it is always worse and they'll all be dead within a decade or so

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Exclamation Marx posted:

it's like the n*ggerstomper58 effect, only with editorial cartoons/tumblr/fat people/gamergate/alabama hotdog man

it happens in every echo chamber, which is why dissenting voices are important

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
thankyou for your service

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

also lol and reminder that all this hand wringing and torch lighting about Ellen Pao being bad for firing some employee is actually still driven by nerds mad they can't post just the most awful hateful things imaginable about fat people

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
They should let them run for a month then gas the thread, and maybe let it start back up in 6 months or a year when there's enough new content to warrant it.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

zoux posted:

also lol and reminder that all this hand wringing and torch lighting about Ellen Pao being bad for firing some employee is actually still driven by nerds mad they can't post just the most awful hateful things imaginable about fat people

they can just go to voat.de—oh, wait :green:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

CAD mock thread had a great run.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Exclamation Marx posted:

thankyou for your service

if i didnt exist it would be necessary to invent me

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

they can just go to voat.de—oh, wait :green:

whats that and why is it mr green worthy

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Dissertation, or is that a chapter for some kind of themed research book?

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

zoux posted:

whats that and why is it mr green worthy

some redditors buttmad about ARE FREE SPEECH being assaulted on reddit started a clone of reddit hosted in germany where they openly shared child porn and neo-nazi rhetoric

it went over about as well as you'd expect

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Exclamation Marx posted:

it's like the n*ggerstomper58 effect, only with editorial cartoons/tumblr/fat people/gamergate/alabama hotdog man

i love making GBS threads inside gamergate assholes

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

some redditors buttmad about ARE FREE SPEECH being assaulted on reddit started a clone of reddit hosted in germany where they openly shared child porn and neo-nazi rhetoric

it went over about as well as you'd expect

lol they made their own SASS

visceril
Feb 24, 2008

pangstrom posted:

My friend's kid is a dick, though. Like it's not "we need to talk about Kevin" bad but it's close.

One of my cousins is at the "negative attention is still attention" phase of his life.

My brother thought it would be hilarious to teach him the word 'queef'.

He was right we call him Q or Mr. Q now

Gravel Gravy posted:

New Subway spokesman itt

Knew this was coming....just like me hahahhahahahaa

paranoid randroid posted:

i believe i could view working for CNN as the logical professional extension of my shitposting career, yes

It's worked out well for me so far


Jesus Christ.

-Joementum

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

zoux posted:

lol they made their own SASS

unfortunately SASS doesn't crash every time people get mad about the admins here

visceril
Feb 24, 2008
So let me get this straight: Reddit wants to make money now so it's having its own version of the 4/8chan split, except instead of being run by their moot they're being run by a new female CEO so it's a feminist capitalist (Jewish?) conspiracy

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

visceril posted:

So let me get this straight: Reddit wants to make money now so it's having its own version of the 4/8chan split, except instead of being run by their moot they're being run by a new female CEO so it's a feminist capitalist (Jewish?) conspiracy

Except she's been CEO for two years. This actually all goes back to people being sore about jailbait being banned

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I may not view child porn, but I will defend your right to look at technically not illegal child porn until the death.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

visceril posted:

So let me get this straight: Reddit wants to make money now so it's having its own version of the 4/8chan split, except instead of being run by their moot they're being run by a new female CEO so it's a feminist capitalist (Jewish?) conspiracy

this poo poo runs all the way to the highest echelons of power in america

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
hillarys emails contain correspondence about destroying reddit free speech freedom in the name of feminist sjw right-think

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Burn redot to the ground.

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visceril
Feb 24, 2008

Gravel Gravy posted:

Burn redot to the ground.

Better dead than Redd

paranoid randroid posted:

hillarys emails contain correspondence about destroying reddit free speech freedom in the name of feminist sjw right-think

I loving KNEW IT AAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*head explodes too soon to post the truth*


....it's up to you now

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