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Have loan debt? Get a loan to pay off that loan! You can keep doing this forever and never actually pay off your loans!
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dialhforhero posted:Have loan debt? Get a loan to pay off that loan! You can keep doing this forever and never actually pay off your loans! This is literally what payday loans are, and gently caress those things forever.
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Jul 9, 2015 02:10
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Garlic bread hack.
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Jul 9, 2015 03:47
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Cruel and Unusual posted:Garlic bread hack.
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Jul 9, 2015 03:54
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That shows up on the Food & Drink Pinterest feed about nine hundred times a day. It was nice to see it without the simpering white lady "MMMM CHEESY GARLIC CRACK BREAD! SO YUMMY!!" caption, though.
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Jul 9, 2015 04:00
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Put a goddamn cube of butter on anything and it will be "yummy," Christ.
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Jul 9, 2015 04:08
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i made that poo poo for a party once and that "pull-apart loaf" poo poo doesn't loving work unless you're really into eating handfuls of melted cheese that you ripped out of a loaf with your bare fingers, from right next to where the rest of your friends tore their handfuls out with their own bare fingers
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Jul 9, 2015 04:22
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well, that's jumping to a lot of conclusions. firstly, that id make it to share. 2. that i have friends to share it with. C. that eating fingered food isnt erotic
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Jul 9, 2015 04:46
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So, you're telling me it does work? Because I'm not a germ pussy and all of my friends wash their hands anyway All 0 of my friends
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Jul 9, 2015 04:49
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If you add a lot of cheese and butter to bread you will have cheesy, buttery bread, yeah. I'd probably just make a grilled cheese for myself and a different appetizer for friends because that looks messy as hell.
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Jul 9, 2015 04:54
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When I made it the cheese did not come out with the bits of bread very well and you had to pull off a bit of bread and then dig down into the wound you'd just made to dig some cheese out e: I mean it "worked" in that you ended up with bread and warm cheese but it DID NOT "work" in the implied sense of "you can pull a piece of bread off this loaf and it will have cheese ON THE BREAD" so you might as well just eat a piece of bread and a piece of cheese without going through the rigmarole
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Jul 9, 2015 05:07
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This is just a needlessly complex and less delicious way to serve Coolio's Heavenly Ghettalian Garlic Bread recipe
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Jul 9, 2015 06:34
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But that's not nearly convoluted and wasteful enough to be a lifehack.
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Jul 9, 2015 06:34
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Cruel and Unusual posted:Garlic bread hack. Why do they even bother with the brush? They're just pouring it on in globs anyway. Also, what loving monster cuts food on a plate? Do you hate your knives?
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Jul 9, 2015 13:24
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Hirayuki posted:I'm pretty sure I've asked this before, but where's the line between hack and recipe? Because this right here has crossed it.
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Jul 9, 2015 14:41
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Dareon posted:But that's not nearly convoluted and wasteful enough to be a lifehack. Yeah, maybe if they cut the bread with dental floss or something but all they're doing is hacking into bread with a knife and saying BOOM. Although I would like to learn how to smash garlic into a smiley face.
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Jul 9, 2015 15:38
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They didn't even cook the garlic. Cooking the garlic slightly by, say, melting the butter in a saucepan with all the garlic minced and tossed in would a actually get that sweet garlic flavor in the butter. As it is they just have raw garlic in melted butter.  You want real garlic bread strips? Cut that loaf into actual strips, make better garlic butter, brush it on individual strips, and bake. Sprinkle on shredded cheese during the last 5 minutes of baking. Just as simple, but it isn't half-assed garlic bread with the same amount of effort
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Jul 10, 2015 10:15
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death .cab for qt posted:They didn't even cook the garlic. Cooking the garlic slightly by, say, melting the butter in a saucepan with all the garlic minced and tossed in would a actually get that sweet garlic flavor in the butter. As it is they just have raw garlic in melted butter. I think the original idea wasn't to have garlic bread so much as a giant grilled cheese nugget
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Jul 10, 2015 12:55
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Garlic bread is already simple to make. He has a loving knife there why not cut up some non poo poo cheese?
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Jul 10, 2015 13:55
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simplyhorribul posted:But for recipe, you need effort. Shoving cheese pieces in a stabbed loaf of bread requires hardly any effort. Lifehack: Throw some butter, garlic, and Kraft Singles in a bag of Wonder Bread and put it outside in the sun for a few hours. Walla, garlic bread! With bonus ants for protein!
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Jul 10, 2015 14:03
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Now we're talking!
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Jul 10, 2015 14:05
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Hirayuki posted:I'd argue you have effort as soon as you're asked to preheat an oven. What kind of hack is that? Good eatin', that, but to get it REALLY right, you need those big ol' fire ants. LIFEHACK: Collect your own fire ants and bring them to outdoor cooking events for the best experience!
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Jul 10, 2015 21:48
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Samizdata posted:Good eatin', that, but to get it REALLY right, you need those big ol' fire ants. https://youtu.be/6izKuaDrnpE?t=30m57s
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Jul 10, 2015 21:51
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death .cab for qt posted:They didn't even cook the garlic. Cooking the garlic slightly by, say, melting the butter in a saucepan with all the garlic minced and tossed in would a actually get that sweet garlic flavor in the butter. As it is they just have raw garlic in melted butter. Uh raw minced garlic with olive oil and some melted butter on fresh bread is loving delicious. The salad and tiny rolls with olive oil and garlic are like the best thing at Provino's (a local GA Italian chain). Not that this abortion of a "hack" would compare, but you really don't have to cook garlic for it to be good, it's an entirely different flavor profile.
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Jul 12, 2015 21:41
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death .cab for qt posted:They didn't even cook the garlic. 13Pandora13 posted:Uh raw minced garlic with olive oil and some melted butter on fresh bread is loving delicious. Wouldn't the garlic have cooked when you put it in the oven at 350 F for 20 minutes? Also this whole thing would probably work better if instead of treating it like a pull-apart loaf and having the cheese come off when you try to grab a piece you just pick up the whole god drat thing and slam it into your gullet.
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Jul 13, 2015 10:25
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Or eat it off the floor like a animal.
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Jul 13, 2015 11:31
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Hirayuki posted:I'm pretty sure I've asked this before, but where's the line between hack and recipe? Because this right here has crossed it. It's a worse version of an already simple task, so it's definitely a lifehack.
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Jul 13, 2015 17:13
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Lifehack: Add other things to ketchup and pretend the ketchup doesn't completely overshadow them!
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Jul 14, 2015 03:04
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Forgot fry sauce so that list sucks.
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Jul 14, 2015 03:12
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PubicMice posted:Lifehack: Add other things to ketchup and pretend the ketchup doesn't completely overshadow them! No no you're doing it wrong, those are recipes. A lifehack is identifying that the Mexican ketchup can be made for free at many restaurant chains. Take as much home as your guilt will allow!
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Jul 14, 2015 03:14
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PubicMice posted:Lifehack: Add other things to ketchup and pretend the ketchup doesn't completely overshadow them! Half a cherry isn't going to fit through the spout.
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Jul 14, 2015 03:16
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PubicMice posted:Lifehack: Add other things to ketchup and pretend the ketchup doesn't completely overshadow them! Actually, most of those sound like legit creations and would stand to reason that they would be pretty ok. Look closely at the volume of ketchup and notice you're really not using all that much.
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Jul 14, 2015 03:17
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PubicMice posted:Lifehack: Add other things to ketchup and pretend the ketchup doesn't completely overshadow them! There is no other ketchup but ketchup and Heinz is its messenger
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Jul 14, 2015 03:27
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I like adding some Worcestershire sauce to my ketchup, makes it taste almost like Arby's sauce.
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Jul 14, 2015 03:30
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PubicMice posted:Lifehack: Add other things to ketchup and pretend the ketchup doesn't completely overshadow them! Waste $20 of truffle oil by putting it into any brand of ketchup. Lifehack! Ketchup with Japanese mayo is pretty good, though.
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Jul 14, 2015 04:10
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I'm still wondering why you would just bake cheesy garlic bread. That seems like it would be a lot nicer.
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Jul 14, 2015 04:28
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TheBigAristotle posted:There is no other ketchup but ketchup and Heinz is its messenger Heinz is the Old Testament of ketchup. Whataburger ketchup is the New hot poo poo.
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Jul 14, 2015 05:47
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Cherries and ketchup sound like the most disgusting combination ever. Like eating a super sugary spaghetti sauce spiked with Robitussin.
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Jul 14, 2015 06:07
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Yeah, I don't think those people understand that "cherry peppers" are a separate thing from "cherries plus black pepper."
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SaltLick posted:Heinz is the Old Testament of ketchup. Whataburger ketchup is the New hot poo poo. Why the gently caress hasn't whataburger expanded northward??!
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