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Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

SatansBestBuddy posted:

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you, Dog?"

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beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Knormal posted:

"Do you swear to tell the roof, the whole roof, and nothing but the roof, so help you, Dog?"

ftfy

# ? Jul 9, 2015 10:14

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Knormal posted:

"Do you swear to be a good boy, a gooood boy, ooh such a good boy, so help you, Dog?"

ftfy2

# ? Jul 9, 2015 10:21

SnowblindFatal: Jan 7, 2011

SatansBestBuddy posted:

Is this for real?

# ? Jul 9, 2015 13:32

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

nothing on the internet is real

# ? Jul 9, 2015 13:43

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

The Saddest Rhino posted:

nothing on the internet is real

And nobody can tell if you are a dog.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 13:45

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

The Saddest Rhino posted:

nothing on the internet is real

Geodude is real, and strong, and he's my friend.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 13:51

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

SnowblindFatal posted:

Is this for real?

There's a video on youtube about such a thing, skip to about 4:30 for the swearing in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXj7Lc-y160

# ? Jul 9, 2015 13:57

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Yes. If a dog tracks down a criminal or places a criminal at the scene of a crime using their scent, then the dog has to be "sworn in" for it to be submitted as evidence. Pretty sure its a hold over from the naval law that the US practices in all its courts because of the fringe around the flag. If they are not "sworn in" then their evidence should be thrown out. Also,

# ? Jul 9, 2015 13:57

spleen merchant: Jul 1, 2007; Fun Shoe

QuantumNinja posted:

# ? Jul 9, 2015 14:10

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

The MSJ posted:

http://internet.gawker.com/internet-racists-are-obsessed-with-nickelodeons-show-ab-1716108536 read the full thing if you want to break your brain (worth it)

# ? Jul 9, 2015 14:14

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Geodude is real, and strong, and he's my friend.

well, anime is not real

# ? Jul 9, 2015 14:16

BogDew: Jun 14, 2006; E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

The MSJ posted:

And nobody can tell if you are a dog.

....well.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 14:16

SnowblindFatal: Jan 7, 2011

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

There's a video on youtube about such a thing, skip to about 4:30 for the swearing in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXj7Lc-y160

IS THIS FOR REAL????

# ? Jul 9, 2015 14:18

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

spleen merchant posted:

Nice.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 14:23

Forgall: Oct 16, 2012; by Azathoth

Grey Fox posted:

http://internet.gawker.com/internet-racists-are-obsessed-with-nickelodeons-show-ab-1716108536 read the full thing if you want to break your brain (worth it)

Racists complaining about racist fetish is pretty funny.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 14:24

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

spleen merchant posted:

You do it to yourself, you do.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 14:27

ultrabindu: Jan 28, 2009

# ? Jul 9, 2015 14:34

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

ultrabindu posted:

E:

I bet that cat clawed the poo poo out of that boy after that picture was taken. That is one unhappy fuckin' kitty.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 14:38

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

What can he do, if he lets go of the cat the girl's gonna beat the poo poo out of him.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 14:41

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

The MSJ posted:

And nobody can tell if you are a dog.

But I can tell you are being a little bitch.

(I am joking if you fuckers can'e tell)

# ? Jul 9, 2015 14:50

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

Knormal posted:

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you, Dog?"

"Your honor, I move that this witness's testimony be stricken from the record. He clearly answered affirmatively when asked 'Who's a good doggie?' but I have here a sworn affidavit that he did, in fact, urinate on the carpet on May 14, 2014 only two days after it had been installed."

# ? Jul 9, 2015 14:54

BonHair: Apr 28, 2007

FactsAreUseless posted:

Geodude is real, and strong, and he's my friend.

Obama parachute account spotted.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 15:13

One Swell Foop: Aug 5, 2010; I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Yes. If a dog tracks down a criminal or places a criminal at the scene of a crime using their scent, then the dog has to be "sworn in" for it to be submitted as evidence. Pretty sure its a hold over from the naval law that the US practices in all its courts because of the fringe around the flag. If they are not "sworn in" then their evidence should be thrown out. Also,

Submitted to a prosecutor who insisted on a written statement from EVERY officer involved

# ? Jul 9, 2015 15:20

CroatianAlzheimers: Jun 15, 2009; I can't remember why I'm mad at you...

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ha cha-cha-cha-cha!

God drat. A Jimmy Durante reference. Didn't expect that today.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 17:05

Red is Dead: Apr 28, 2008; The great and devious UltraMantis Black hides from no man, woman, beast, or unearthly spirit.

ultrabindu posted:

E:

FLORENCE!

# ? Jul 9, 2015 17:07

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

CroatianAlzheimers posted:

God drat. A Jimmy Durante reference. Didn't expect that today.

You must've missed this one. Made me guffaw. GUFFAW I TELL YOU.

John Big Booty posted:

Good night, Princess Calabash, wherever you are.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 17:19

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

The MSJ posted:

is this like the incest subtext in Wizards of Waverley Place? (i.e. doesn't exist)

# ? Jul 9, 2015 17:25

hhhat: Apr 29, 2008

Red is Dead posted:

FLORENCE!

Gentlemen... let's broaden our minds!

Music now stuck in head sucker

# ? Jul 9, 2015 17:26

captainOrbital: Jan 23, 2003; Wrathchild!
💢🧒

SatansBestBuddy posted:

The last time this picture came around (last thread?) somebody posted a response about how the dog was staring down the person against which he (she? xe?) was testifying, but I forgot the exact words.

Rest assured, though, it was funny.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 17:43

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

captainOrbital posted:

The last time this picture came around (last thread?) somebody posted a response about how the dog was staring down the person against which he (she? xe?) was testifying, but I forgot the exact words.

Rest assured, though, it was funny.

"He looks so determined. 'You're going to loving jail Greg'".

# ? Jul 9, 2015 17:44

captainOrbital: Jan 23, 2003; Wrathchild!
💢🧒

drat, that was fast.

But seriously, though, gently caress Greg.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 17:52

Dear Prudence: Sep 3, 2012

# ? Jul 9, 2015 18:10

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Deteriorata posted:

"Your honor, I move that this witness's testimony be stricken from the record. He clearly answered affirmatively when asked 'Who's a good doggie?' but I have here a sworn affidavit that he did, in fact, urinate on the carpet on May 14, 2014 only two days after it had been installed."

"There's nothing in the rule book that says that a dog can't be a police officer!"

"I'll allow it!"

# ? Jul 9, 2015 18:56

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Grey Fox posted:

http://internet.gawker.com/internet-racists-are-obsessed-with-nickelodeons-show-ab-1716108536 read the full thing if you want to break your brain (worth it)

Oh, what a thing, to be a modern day Cassandra who has discovered that a nickelodeon show conceals a secret plot to steal our pure, virginal white women. But no one believes him! Woe!

# ? Jul 9, 2015 20:40