PYF photos that look NWS but aren't (don't read thread at work anyway)

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CrowsNestMutineer: Mar 9, 2009; _{* Juciano makes the best damned Caesar dressing I've ever tasted in my life.}

Say Nothing posted:

When Spring unfolds the beechen leaf, and sap is in the bough;
When light is on the wild-wood stream, and wind is on the brow;
When stride is long, and breath is deep, and keen the mountain-air,
Come back to me! Come back to me, and say my land is fair!

# ? Jun 29, 2015 11:22

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# ? May 9, 2024 23:47

KnifeWrench: May 25, 2007; Practical and safe.; Bleak Gremlin

# ? Jun 29, 2015 15:09

elise the great: May 1, 2012; You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.

CrowsNestMutineer posted:

When Spring unfolds the beechen leaf, and sap is in the bough;
When light is on the wild-wood stream, and wind is on the brow;
When stride is long, and breath is deep, and keen the mountain-air,
Come back to me! Come back to me, and say my land is fair!

I thought posts in this thread WEREN'T supposed to be uncontrollably sexy

# ? Jun 29, 2015 16:28

iRend: Jun 21, 2004; MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.

NITROUS DIVISION

# ? Jun 30, 2015 05:20

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:

# ? Jun 30, 2015 09:08

divabot: Jun 17, 2015; A polite little mouse!

iRend posted:

"dog toy or sex toy" is a commonplace Buzzfeedery, you'll see a ton if you do the obvious Google.

# ? Jun 30, 2015 14:00

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

I see through your shallow attempt to trick me into googling dog sex toy and I will have none of it.
:colbert:

# ? Jun 30, 2015 15:29

Lungs: Dec 20, 2005

# ? Jul 1, 2015 00:18

Jimbo Jaggins: Jul 19, 2013

# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:22

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

That robot on the left has seen some poo poo.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 00:08

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 4, 2015 04:55

kimbo305: Jun 9, 2007; actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Say Nothing posted:

I have to blow that hard to get people wet.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 06:10

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 4, 2015 06:25

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

CrowsNestMutineer posted:

When Spring unfolds the beechen leaf, and sap is in the bough;
When light is on the wild-wood stream, and wind is on the brow;
When stride is long, and breath is deep, and keen the mountain-air,
Come back to me! Come back to me, and say my land is fair!

Entwives: found

# ? Jul 4, 2015 06:29

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

kimbo305 posted:

I have to blow that hard to get people wet.

Or you could just have them read your posts.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 06:56

Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Say Nothing posted:

Huh, I used to know a guy named Dick Pool.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 15:30

FAROOQ: Aug 20, 2014; by Smythe

No you didn't

# ? Jul 4, 2015 15:39

Clam Chowdown: May 8, 2006; That's an unacceptable answer, Donny!

Say Nothing posted:

"My penis is so big it's got its own penis, and its penis is still bigger than yours."

# ? Jul 4, 2015 16:56

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Minarch posted:

Huh, I used to know a guy named Dick Pool.

You could always see him coming.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 17:51

Perry Normal: Jul 23, 2010; Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Nonbaka posted:

"My penis is so big it's got its own penis, and its penis is still bigger than yours."

That's always been one my favourites from the "101 big dick jokes" chapter of Drew Carey's autobiography.

# ? Jul 5, 2015 13:58

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 7, 2015 05:41

White Light: Dec 19, 2012

Holy poo poo

# ? Jul 7, 2015 06:04

MeccaPrime: May 11, 2010

Oh, Canada!

# ? Jul 7, 2015 11:28

Dogfish: Nov 4, 2009

While we're in Nova Scotia (that's the Citadel, right?), has anyone posted Glooscap yet?

(They have since moved his arm.)

# ? Jul 7, 2015 18:04

KnifeWrench: May 25, 2007; Practical and safe.; Bleak Gremlin

MeccaPrime posted:

Oh, Canada!

And that's only at half mast :smug:

# ? Jul 7, 2015 18:05

Mofette: Jan 9, 2004; Hey you! It's the sound, in your head goes round and round

Say Nothing posted:

HA! I have one of these - previously I have always transformed it all the way. Not any more!

# ? Jul 7, 2015 20:57

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

It's somehow even funnier without the orange tip.

Everyone posted:

That's what she said.

# ? Jul 7, 2015 22:03

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Mofette posted:

HA! I have one of these - previously I have always transformed it all the way. Not any more!

I am famous! FAMOUS I SAY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhackhackwheezepantwheeze...

# ? Jul 8, 2015 04:34

kimbo305: Jun 9, 2007; actually, yeah, I am a little mad

# ? Jul 9, 2015 20:52

mrkillboy: May 13, 2003; "Something witty."

# ? Jul 10, 2015 08:30

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Is that the fossil of a geoduck?

# ? Jul 10, 2015 09:17

Ineffiable: Feb 16, 2008; Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground...

LoonShia posted:

Is that the fossil of a geoduck?

No, looks more like a geodick to me.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 11:31

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

A gooey dick, if you will.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 12:00

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

LoonShia posted:

A gooey dick, if you will.

I'd rather not.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 12:50

Dangeresque: Dec 6, 2008

Say Nothing posted:

Unleash the dongs of war.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 13:08

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

kimbo305 posted:

So... He's not actually a dick? :raise:

# ? Jul 10, 2015 14:10

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 11, 2015 05:58

Sir Nose: Mar 28, 2009

kimbo305 posted:

??? What am I missing here?

# ? Jul 11, 2015 07:33

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Stick shift looks like a wang?

Best I got.

# ? Jul 11, 2015 07:42

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# ? May 9, 2024 23:47

EvilGenius: May 2, 2006; Death to the Black Eyed Peas

The guy in the driver seat looks like a giant penis. Not a literal one mind, so I have no idea.

# ? Jul 11, 2015 08:10

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