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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Luigi Thirty posted:

It smells funny in there...

No it doesn't! :)

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DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


TMMadman posted:

Luigi Thirty, the blob has got me! Don't touch me or it will get you too!



I wash myself with a raaag on a stick.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

DizzyBum posted:



I wash myself with a raaag on a stick.

You've changed, man. You used to be about the music!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

DizzyBum posted:



I wash myself with a raaag on a stick.

get mama's prying bar

Budget Dracula
Jun 6, 2007

It's my last day in a call center. The past week we have been busy because of vacations. I have explained our password reset process so many times I feel like saying...



"You want me to show this to the cat and have the cat tell you what it is? ‘Cause the cat’s gonna get it."

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Budget Dracula posted:



"You want me to show this to the cat and have the cat tell you what it is? ‘Cause the cat’s gonna get it."

I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, Budget Dracula. We didn't all go to Gudger College.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Class3KillStorm posted:

I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, Budget Dracula. We didn't all go to Gudger College.

Oh, and how is :airquote:education :airquote: supposed to make me feel smarter?

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

After The War posted:

Oh, and how is :airquote:education :airquote: supposed to make me feel smarter?

You've stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

PT6A posted:

You've stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!

I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Budget Dracula posted:

It's my last day in a call center. The past week we have been busy because of vacations. I have explained our password reset process so many times I feel like saying...

The password is the nursery rhyme he told his daughter!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

jscolon2.0 posted:

The password is the nursery rhyme he told his daughter!

When the fire starts to burn, there's a lesson you must learn,
Something something, then you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Budget Dracula posted:

It's my last day in a call center. The past week we have been busy because of vacations. I have explained our password reset process so many times I feel like saying...



"You want me to show this to the cat and have the cat tell you what it is? ‘Cause the cat’s gonna get it."

It's a door! Use it! :mad:

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.

I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing!

Trash Boat
Dec 28, 2012

VROOM VROOM

Everything Counts posted:

When the fire starts to burn, there's a lesson you must learn,
Something something, then you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe!

Only who can prevent forest fires? You pressed "You," referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is "You."

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Trash Boat posted:

Only who can prevent forest fires? You pressed "You," referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is "You."

Heh heh heh. Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can...you?

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Heh heh heh. Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can...you?

Well sure, I'll try. It's my job I guess.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

PT6A posted:

I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing!

Naturally, Harvard's doors are now closed to you, but I'll pass your file along to... :laugh: Brown!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



After The War posted:

Oh, and how is :airquote:education :airquote: supposed to make me feel smarter?

So I said to Woody Allen, "Camus can do, but Sartre is smart-re!" :smugdog:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Budget Dracula posted:

It's my last day in a call center. The past week we have been busy because of vacations. I have explained our password reset process so many times I feel like saying...



"You want me to show this to the cat and have the cat tell you what it is? ‘Cause the cat’s gonna get it."

The cat? What's the point? :colbert:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Luigi Thirty posted:

Naturally, Harvard's doors are now closed to you, but I'll pass your file along to... :laugh: Brown!



He looks crazy. Reading his essay would only waste valuable seconds.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

TMMadman posted:


He looks crazy. Reading his essay would only waste valuable seconds.

Rrrgh, come off! I'm sane now!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

So I said to Woody Allen, "Camus can do, but Sartre is smart-re!" :smugdog:

You know, I like his films except for that nervous fellow that's always in them.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

You know, I like his films except for that nervous fellow that's always in them.

Did you all see the new Woodsy Allen film?

Trash Boat
Dec 28, 2012

VROOM VROOM

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

So I said to Woody Allen, "Camus can do, but Sartre is smart-re!" :smugdog:

I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls. :thejoke:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Trash Boat posted:

I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls. :thejoke:

Oh. [ahem] Hello. [ahem] So many rice crackers claim to be low-cal, but only Fujikawa Rice Crackers make your interiors go bananas! What did I do to deserve this? ... Oh, right.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Luigi Thirty posted:

Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out.

I see you played Knifey-Spooney before.

Trash Boat
Dec 28, 2012

VROOM VROOM

Luigi Thirty posted:

Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out.

Luigi Thirty, you are well known sir, for your lenient stance on crime, but suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs. Your family was tied up in the basement with SOCKS in their mouths! You try to open the door but there's TOO MUCH BLOOD ON THE KNOB!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Trash Boat posted:

Luigi Thirty, you are well known sir, for your lenient stance on crime, but suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs. Your family was tied up in the basement with SOCKS in their mouths! You try to open the door but there's TOO MUCH BLOOD ON THE KNOB!

But you gotta supply your own knobs.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

But you gotta supply your own knobs.

Please refrain from tasting the knob.

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords

Do over Ham posted:

Please refrain from tasting the knob.

How do you expect us to teach with these supplies? Well, this pointer's so old, it's worn down to a nub.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Jorghnassen posted:

How do you expect us to teach with these supplies? Well, this pointer's so old, it's worn down to a nub.

The goons have to learn about Tek War sooner or later!

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



PT6A posted:

The goons have to learn about Tek War sooner or later!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and goons, contrary to what you've just read, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II and the Star Wars trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there are lots of books in your library with cool, gory pictures. Well, good night, everybody. Peace, man.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Jorghnassen posted:

How do you expect us to teach with these supplies? Well, this pointer's so old, it's worn down to a nub.

Don't make me close that shade! :argh:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

No es bueno.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Class3KillStorm posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and goons, contrary to what you've just read, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II and the Star Wars trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there are lots of books in your library with cool, gory pictures. Well, good night, everybody. Peace, man.

Keep watching the skis! ...Uh, skies.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Everything Counts posted:

Keep watching the skis! ...Uh, skies.

We are watching Fox.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Root Bear posted:

Don't make me close that shade! :argh:



I heard that guy's rear end has it's own Congressman.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Monday_ posted:

I heard that guy's rear end has it's own Congressman.

Looks like those clowns in congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns.

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Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



The Nastier Nate posted:

Looks like those clowns in congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns.

That's it! You goons have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown congress! :mad:

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