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Luigi Thirty posted:It smells funny in there... No it doesn't!
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 18:28 |
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TMMadman posted:Luigi Thirty, the blob has got me! Don't touch me or it will get you too! I wash myself with a raaag on a stick.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 18:53 |
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DizzyBum posted:
You've changed, man. You used to be about the music!
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 19:11 |
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DizzyBum posted:
get mama's prying bar
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 19:23 |
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It's my last day in a call center. The past week we have been busy because of vacations. I have explained our password reset process so many times I feel like saying... "You want me to show this to the cat and have the cat tell you what it is? ‘Cause the cat’s gonna get it."
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 20:13 |
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Budget Dracula posted:
I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, Budget Dracula. We didn't all go to Gudger College.
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# ? Jul 10, 2015 21:59 |
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Class3KillStorm posted:I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, Budget Dracula. We didn't all go to Gudger College. Oh, and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter?
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 01:17 |
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After The War posted:Oh, and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? You've stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 01:46 |
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PT6A posted:You've stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college! I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 02:02 |
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Budget Dracula posted:It's my last day in a call center. The past week we have been busy because of vacations. I have explained our password reset process so many times I feel like saying... The password is the nursery rhyme he told his daughter!
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 04:12 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:The password is the nursery rhyme he told his daughter! When the fire starts to burn, there's a lesson you must learn, Something something, then you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe!
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 04:18 |
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Budget Dracula posted:It's my last day in a call center. The past week we have been busy because of vacations. I have explained our password reset process so many times I feel like saying... It's a door! Use it!
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 04:27 |
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way. I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing!
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 05:19 |
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Everything Counts posted:When the fire starts to burn, there's a lesson you must learn, Only who can prevent forest fires? You pressed "You," referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is "You."
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 09:20 |
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Trash Boat posted:Only who can prevent forest fires? You pressed "You," referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is "You." Heh heh heh. Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can...you?
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 09:24 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Heh heh heh. Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can...you? Well sure, I'll try. It's my job I guess.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 14:57 |
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PT6A posted:I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing! Naturally, Harvard's doors are now closed to you, but I'll pass your file along to... Brown!
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 15:55 |
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After The War posted:Oh, and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? So I said to Woody Allen, "Camus can do, but Sartre is smart-re!"
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 16:01 |
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Budget Dracula posted:It's my last day in a call center. The past week we have been busy because of vacations. I have explained our password reset process so many times I feel like saying... The cat? What's the point?
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 18:54 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:Naturally, Harvard's doors are now closed to you, but I'll pass your file along to... Brown! He looks crazy. Reading his essay would only waste valuable seconds.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 19:06 |
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TMMadman posted:
Rrrgh, come off! I'm sane now!
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 20:11 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:So I said to Woody Allen, "Camus can do, but Sartre is smart-re!" You know, I like his films except for that nervous fellow that's always in them.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 20:54 |
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:You know, I like his films except for that nervous fellow that's always in them. Did you all see the new Woodsy Allen film?
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:46 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:So I said to Woody Allen, "Camus can do, but Sartre is smart-re!" I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:50 |
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Trash Boat posted:I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls. Oh. [ahem] Hello. [ahem] So many rice crackers claim to be low-cal, but only Fujikawa Rice Crackers make your interiors go bananas! What did I do to deserve this? ... Oh, right.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:48 |
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Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 01:07 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out. I see you played Knifey-Spooney before.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 01:48 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out. Luigi Thirty, you are well known sir, for your lenient stance on crime, but suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs. Your family was tied up in the basement with SOCKS in their mouths! You try to open the door but there's TOO MUCH BLOOD ON THE KNOB!
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 02:03 |
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Trash Boat posted:Luigi Thirty, you are well known sir, for your lenient stance on crime, but suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs. Your family was tied up in the basement with SOCKS in their mouths! You try to open the door but there's TOO MUCH BLOOD ON THE KNOB! But you gotta supply your own knobs.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 02:15 |
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:But you gotta supply your own knobs. Please refrain from tasting the knob.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 02:32 |
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Do over Ham posted:Please refrain from tasting the knob. How do you expect us to teach with these supplies? Well, this pointer's so old, it's worn down to a nub.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 03:45 |
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Jorghnassen posted:How do you expect us to teach with these supplies? Well, this pointer's so old, it's worn down to a nub. The goons have to learn about Tek War sooner or later!
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 03:55 |
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PT6A posted:The goons have to learn about Tek War sooner or later! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and goons, contrary to what you've just read, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II and the Star Wars trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there are lots of books in your library with cool, gory pictures. Well, good night, everybody. Peace, man.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 04:18 |
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Jorghnassen posted:How do you expect us to teach with these supplies? Well, this pointer's so old, it's worn down to a nub. Don't make me close that shade!
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 04:27 |
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No es bueno.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 05:12 |
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Class3KillStorm posted:Ladies and gentlemen, boys and goons, contrary to what you've just read, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II and the Star Wars trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there are lots of books in your library with cool, gory pictures. Well, good night, everybody. Peace, man. Keep watching the skis! ...Uh, skies.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 06:19 |
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Everything Counts posted:Keep watching the skis! ...Uh, skies. We are watching Fox.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 06:43 |
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Root Bear posted:Don't make me close that shade! I heard that guy's rear end has it's own Congressman.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 08:40 |
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Monday_ posted:I heard that guy's rear end has it's own Congressman. Looks like those clowns in congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns.
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# ? Jul 12, 2015 15:10 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:Looks like those clowns in congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns. That's it! You goons have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown congress!
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