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Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Berke Negri posted:

that is pathetically dark

paranoid randroid posted:

it must be a very blessed life he leads, to never have seen a single piece of news media or movie with a rating higher than pg

he was a mexican american soccer coach and the first american I ever spoke to about football so I remember him fondly

and then googled the passenger list from 9/11 immediately after landing

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Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

Disinterested posted:

a guy I flew with's mental way of coping with the horror of being with small children was the superstition that it meant that the flight was karmically unlikely to crash

there's a lot on this flight, hopefully it doesn't go into overflow error

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Soup du Jour posted:

there is a small child in front of me on this flight. I am apprehensive
Godspeed.

I've been stuck near little kids on two intercontinental flights. I wanted to die. Let your flight be swift, or let the alcohol numb the pain.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
children must be absolute karmic monsters because they die all the fuckin time. huge ugly piles of em.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

In case you don't know who he's talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puwllq0fBLs

he's really and flamingly gay it's p cool

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
new tsa regulations require a minimum of ten precious little angels per plane, in order to prevent terrorist action on a divine level.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Soup du Jour posted:

there's a lot on this flight, hopefully it doesn't go into overflow error

your flights karma value is now the high-score screen. your plane clips through the skybox.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
the problem with too many children is god will be tempted to bring them to heaven right away. we'll need to run some tests to determine the proper ratio for maximum safety.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
Every weather listing for Redwood City is from back in the day when we had really really good weather, instead of the past several years when it's been lovely

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

All I remember about Bergen is my dad getting pissed off at a roundabout light thing and barreling through the light.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

corn in the bible posted:

the problem with too many children is god will be tempted to bring them to heaven right away. we'll need to run some tests to determine the proper ratio for maximum safety.

well poo poo we got a fully stocked orphanage and a fat research grant check burning a hole in our pocket, lets get empirical

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

corn in the bible posted:

new tsa regulations require a minimum of ten precious little angels per plane, in order to prevent terrorist action on a divine level.

Children only become angels when they die. You just signed your own death certificate

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

corn in the bible posted:

the problem with too many children is god will be tempted to bring them to heaven right away. we'll need to run some tests to determine the proper ratio for maximum safety.

Time of death: 447603545

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
we cant afford planes, but we figured a hydraulically launched freight container was close enough for government work

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


finally leaving work in ten minutes

what is the post everyone is most proud for having made today instead of doing your jobs

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
re Bergen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irJJlCcz7lU

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Berke Negri posted:

finally leaving work in ten minutes

what is the post everyone is most proud for having made today instead of doing your jobs

i feel like i could get some mileage out of the idea of researchers calibrating karmic safety levels by catapulting cargo containers full of orphans to their deaths, but i might be overestimating the potential of the thing yknow

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Berke Negri posted:

finally leaving work in ten minutes

what is the post everyone is most proud for having made today instead of doing your jobs

N/A

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

governor's gonna have to start arresting county clerks for refusing to issue marriage licenses

im not actually sure what legal mechanisms there are for this
I guess you work through state attorneys' office?

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Berke Negri posted:

finally leaving work in ten minutes

what is the post everyone is most proud for having made today instead of doing your jobs

The one where i admitted anime is great

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao



or doing anything, sure

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER


this is my mantra irl

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Berke Negri posted:

finally leaving work in ten minutes

what is the post everyone is most proud for having made today instead of doing your jobs

Berke Negri posted:

or doing anything, sure
the one that resulted in site finally getting his av

moe anime dictators:c00lbert:

or maybe :c00lbutt: would be more appropriate

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

corn in the bible posted:

videogames are especially hard to preserve because of DRM and the relative lack of any authorities to do so. digital storage is one option but for many consoles and arcade games this doesn't work.

good.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

carve videogames into stone tablets like we do with books

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Berke Negri posted:

finally leaving work in ten minutes

what is the post everyone is most proud for having made today instead of doing your jobs

This one.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

paranoid randroid posted:

the primary system is so loving stupid i honestly have a hard time understanding how it came to be accepted

it was better than the general voters having 0 input as it used to be

thats why it happened

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

PupsOfWar posted:

carve videogames into stone tablets like we do with books

your bookshelf must be a nightmare

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

site posted:

The one where i admitted anime is great

im glad you've come around to the side of truth and justice

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao



that's it?

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

:sun:

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

but you're in new zealand so,

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Urrrgh, this nytol is stupid the only thing it seems to be doing is making me post worse. It's done bugger all for either hayfever or making me go to sleep.

What the gently caress do you want, body, do I have to finish the port before you will sleep like a normal human body and not keep me up all night?

Also gently caress you pharmaacuetritlc companies.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Jul 11, 2015

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Jagchosis posted:

im glad you've come around to the side of truth and justice

Sexy girl pol pot has changed my whole outlook on life

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
A friend of mine told me he had sex after his date yesterday. I didn't realize we were at the sex sharing point of our relationship

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.
http://www.gofundme.com/uswnt

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
Where are you getting these?

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Gravel Gravy posted:

A friend of mine told me he had sex after his date yesterday. I didn't realize we were at the sex sharing point of our relationship

is your friend cucka because he was bragging about getting laid last night itt

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I wish I could get laid, it would help me sleep.

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Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Jagchosis posted:

is your friend cucka because he was bragging about getting laid last night itt

No i don't believe so unless he leads a secret life I'm unaware of

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