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FuzzySkinner posted:https://twitter.com/SI_PeterKing/status/617383553215660032 "Competitive eating is a disgrace," King tweeted as he powerchugged 10 venti caramel frappuccinos.
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soggybagel posted:Gross? Sure. Disgraceful? Mostly ironic given he covers the NFL. I guess you haven't heard of the competitive eating circuit covering up the severity of concussions!
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Kalli posted:I appreciate being able to laugh at yourself. Hahahahahahahha that is awesome, Kornheiser burned the shiiiiiit out of him there
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Jul 5, 2015 09:20
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I was pleased to see Bill Barnwell writing about baseball today on Grantland, giving him a chance to branch out and write about run differential.
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Relatedly, Simmons' twitter account has staggered back to life. I guess NBA free agency was too much for him to maintain radio silence.
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FMguru posted:Relatedly, Simmons' twitter account has staggered back to life. I guess NBA free agency was too much for him to maintain radio silence. The no-compete Twitter banishment might have only run through the draft.
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2015 Body Issue photos are out: http://espn.go.com/espn/bodyissue
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MourningView posted:This is one time I 100% believe Broussard just because it's too hilarious not to be true. It's hard to imagine anything funnier than Mark Cuban furiously texting and driving around Houston with Chandler Parsons in the backseat trying to calm him down.
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Come on, Mark. Who's to say you didn't get his address last night while crying into your phone?
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Blast Fantasto posted:It's hard to imagine anything funnier than Mark Cuban furiously texting and driving around Houston with Chandler Parsons in the backseat trying to calm him down. He is angry because he was actually furiously CYBERDUSTING and no one is promoting his #brand
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Has Cuban actually succeeded at anything besides "cashing out before the bubble burst"?
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ElwoodCuse posted:Has Cuban actually succeeded at anything besides "cashing out before the bubble burst"? His basketball team has been mostly very good
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MourningView posted:His basketball team has been mostly very good Yeah but the Mavericks are his toy, he's an entrepreneur, not a basketball guy.
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ElwoodCuse posted:Has Cuban actually succeeded at anything besides "cashing out before the bubble burst"? HBO basically skewered Cuban with this character from Silicon Valley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IARfrdvIIMU It's spot-the-gently caress-on e: there's lots more than just that and you should watch the show it's really good
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Here, have a summary on the most entertaining day of the off-season in any sport ever: http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2015/7/8/8917523/deandre-jordan-signs-clippers-emojis-cards-mavericks
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No Safe Word posted:HBO basically skewered Cuban with this character from Silicon Valley: haha this owns But yeah as far as business stuff goes his one huge "success" was a giant flop that he happened to have really good timing on. Which hey good for him, but he is not exactly a visionary.
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MourningView posted:But yeah as far as business stuff goes his one huge "success" was a giant flop that he happened to have really good timing on. Which hey good for him, but he is not exactly a visionary.
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No Safe Word posted:HBO basically skewered Cuban with this character from Silicon Valley: Agreed on both counts. The character is the about the funniest part of S2, which is really saying something. The show is brilliant.
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ElwoodCuse posted:Has Cuban actually succeeded at anything besides "cashing out before the bubble burst"? I would say his general appeal stems from being a sort of 'everyman' despite being worth 3 billion dollars
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Speaking of the body issue, here's the two best words in capitalism: corporate synergy http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/13223119/marvel-super-hero-edition
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Harlock posted:Speaking of the body issue, here's the two best words in capitalism: corporate synergy Considering the body issue is usually really good about including a paralympian, I'm surprised Marvel didn't include Bucky.
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God Bless Jason Whitlock. http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/retire-now-1717128101
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Future Jason Whitlock inspirational email quote: “You isolate the woman, you get her away from her family and friends. You don’t want them talking any sense into her. You don’t want her knowing she’s making a mistake.” - Whitlock
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Dexo posted:God Bless Jason Whitlock. God, he was starting to recite his own version of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system. The J.A.S.O.N?
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Blast Fantasto posted:Future Jason Whitlock inspirational email quote:
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INSPECTAH DECK posted:That's a joke. It's a joke that is in terrible taste, but I am pretty sure he wasn't tacitly recommending tricking women but rather making a self deprecating jab at himself that he has to trick women because he is an awful mistake.
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INSPECTAH DECK posted:That's a joke. Whitlock's jokes are as bad as his sports opinions
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Relevant Jason Whitlock content for today: https://web.archive.org/web/20090709162516/http://msn.foxsports.com/tennis/story/9757816/Serena-could-be-the-best-ever,-but-
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If Whitlock was funny, or had a reputation as someone who wasn't always "telling you what it is" he could've pulled off a joke like that. instead he just seems creepy.trem_two posted:Relevant Jason Whitlock content for today: https://web.archive.org/web/20090709162516/http://msn.foxsports.com/tennis/story/9757816/Serena-could-be-the-best-ever,-but- quote:BBWs — Big Booty Women — do not write me angry e-mails. I'm only knocking Serena's back pack because it's preventing her from reaching her full potential as an athletic icon. I am not fundamentally opposed to junk in the trunk, although my preference is a stuffed onion over an oozing pumpkin. BWV fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Jul 11, 2015 |
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Man, I hate when I get a bad case of OOZING PUMPKIN.
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INSPECTAH DECK posted:That's a joke. Yeah you have to explain it to the rest of these guys.
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BWV posted:If Whitlock was funny, or had a reputation as someone who wasn't always "telling you what it is" he could've pulled off a joke like that. instead he just seems creepy. I always enjoy a giant disgusting blubber golem of a man telling women they aren't attractive enough.
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Parlett316 posted:Yeah you have to explain it to the rest of these guys. Maybe it's a "joke" that's also lovely and offensive? Especially given Whitlock's history of being an idiot.
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Tater Love 