Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Sakurazuka posted:

F... K.... In the dogs...

*puts whistle song on radio, cranks volume knob to 11 and breaks it off*

"THESE ARE THE BEST HOT DOGS I'VE EVER HAD"

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
minions are retribution for our sins

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



minions died 4 u

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



The Saddest Rhino posted:

minions died 4 u

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

These loss edits are getting wayyyy too obscure.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Down With People posted:

no pizza rules



What is the blue stuff? Nothing in nature that is edible is that shade of blue.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Eggplant?

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Blue cabbage, I believe. Either that or denim (which couldn't make that aberration any worse, let's be honest with ourselves).

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

CzarChasm posted:

What is the blue stuff? Nothing in nature that is edible is that shade of blue.

Dough and food coloring. You can see some transferring to the corn

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
I think the answer is pretty obv

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Rickycat posted:

I think the answer is pretty obv



I know this poo poo was just colored ketchup but I always could've sworn each one tasted a different kind of gross. I remember my brain making me think the green one tasted like grass

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

would eat

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Hirayuki posted:

Wait, what does the mustard spell on those burst...hot dogs? I can only make out an E and a K on the bottom two.

BAKE

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

I have no bun, and I must steam

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Aesop Poprock posted:

I know this poo poo was just colored ketchup but I always could've sworn each one tasted a different kind of gross. I remember my brain making me think the green one tasted like grass
They definitely tasted funky. I assumed it was whatever scientific wizardry they had to do to get the colors right, loving up the taste and texture. The green was kind of grainy and gloopy. My kids thought it was disgusting.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I have no bun, and I must steam

:golfclap:
(they have clearly been grilled tho)





Chard has a new favorite as of 20:01 on Jul 10, 2015

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
I'm not sure grilled is the right word. Immolated? Cremated?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's BAEK. Left to right, top to bottom:

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

thespaceinvader posted:

I'm not sure grilled is the right word. Immolated? Cremated?

Carbonize: 1. to char (organic matter) until it forms carbon.


Your fetish looks delicious.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

SymmetryrtemmyS posted:

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's BAEK. Left to right, top to bottom:


You fool, you just summoned a Balverine!

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


That's a gimp.

Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Hotdog and chicken: totally would.

Ribs: not really food any more are they

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Dabir posted:

That's a gimp.

Sex bird

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005


This is a perfectly normal smoked turkey. Y'all need to learn to smoke you all a some meats up in here.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax
honestly that turkey reminds me of the vid from the china.jpg thread where they removed the hair from a pig with tar. i'm not entirely convinced they weren't trying something similar.

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois
Smoked black turkey looks terrible, but tastes amazing! It will ruin oven-roasted turkey for you forever.

Just don't eat the skin, you'll be face first in the toilet all night. I saw my step-dad uh..."indulge" in the skin. Once. :barf:

Rickycat posted:

honestly that turkey reminds me of the vid from the china.jpg thread where they removed the hair from a pig with tar. i'm not entirely convinced they weren't trying something similar.

Put a turkey an a smoker with a batch of charcoal and wet apple/mesquite wood chips. End result after 5 hours or so is a black skinned bird and a shitload of insanely moist and tasty meat. The main downside is you can't use the carcass for stock, and the skin might as well be Ipecac.

Minarchist has a new favorite as of 04:18 on Jul 11, 2015

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




I think a food that includes parts what make you throw up extremely counts as anti-food porn, whether it was deliberate or not :colbert:

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


This is just a delicious ravenholmian delicacy called Charred Headcrab.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Chard posted:

I think a food that includes parts what make you throw up extremely counts as anti-food porn, whether it was deliberate or not :colbert:

Do you enjoy the peel when you eat a banana?

Florida Betty
Sep 24, 2004

ErIog posted:

Do you enjoy the peel when you eat a banana?

Eating banana peels is becoming a thing now, apparently.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




ErIog posted:

Do you enjoy the peel when you eat a banana?

Yeah, well... shut up!!

Falcon2001
Oct 10, 2004

Eat your hamburgers, Apollo.
Pillbug

Chard posted:

Yeah, well... shut up!!



What the gently caress is that.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
Really ugly almond chicken?

The chinese place near me makes almond chicken that looks like that, kind of, only it actually looks like chicken breasts with almond.

[it's also fuckin delicious]

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxpHJipB67g&t=35s

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Chard posted:

:golfclap:
(they have clearly been grilled tho)




Taste The Heat, Not The Meat

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Those ribs are incredible.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Pomp posted:

Those ribs are incredible.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz0i94ABgD0

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Falcon2001 posted:

What the gently caress is that.

Apparently deep fried shrimp with mayonnaise sauce and almonds.

  • Locked thread