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Rupert, have you seen the time they blasted off Gary the Retard to the moon? Also, to the thread, how have duh events of Septembuh Eleventh affected you and why?
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 JD really grew into his face.
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Jul 10, 2015 22:57
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Gary's loving old
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Jul 10, 2015 23:02
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beep by grandpa posted:Rupert, have you seen the time they blasted off Gary the Retard to the moon? Not yet, but soon. This week, I'm sure.
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Jul 11, 2015 00:50
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Former Human posted:Could he carry on a conversation or did he hoot and get all mush-mouthed? He's awkward for sure but I think he just suffers from a lack of confidence and self esteem. He seemed ok with me approaching and shooting the poo poo with him. I'm more surprised he was at a Five Guys honestly since it's not bargain basement level fast food.
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BigFactory posted:Gary's loving old Well he is like 50+ now, isn't he?
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Cliche Guevara posted:He's awkward for sure but I think he just suffers from a lack of confidence and self esteem. He seemed ok with me approaching and shooting the poo poo with him. I'm more surprised he was at a Five Guys honestly since it's not bargain basement level fast food. This would be a good time to post clips of JDs mom marrying the guy from Hawaii. Also his dad calling In to TWUS to yell at him
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Jul 11, 2015 01:36
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AxeManiac posted:Well he is like 50+ now, isn't he? Easily. I just haven't seen a picture of him in a few years. That beards not doing him any favors.
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Jul 11, 2015 01:38
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Boy Gary's all grown-up
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Jul 11, 2015 01:41
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Dr. Remulak posted:Boy Gary's all grown-up This has to be the worst loving picture of Mac Hine I've ever seen.
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Jul 11, 2015 01:46
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I havent listened for ages, are Howards mum and dad ok? They must be in their late 80's or 90's now right? I would be be very sad to hear about anything bad  I googled: quote:Ben Stern Does he seem ok, still going to the track with a fish sandwhich?
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Jul 11, 2015 01:53
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Irish Joe posted:
Boy toucher Jon Hein keeps gaining weight.
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Jul 11, 2015 01:57
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it is laugh out loud funny how ugly howard is and how gary looks like a normal guy for his age
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EATIN SHRIMP posted:There has never been, nor will there ever be, a person like Beetlejuice. He's a small ball of retarded dynamite with probably the best (worst) influences ever to create the perfect human being. For my money he really be the most unique person to have ever existed in the world. Long live King Beet. It's Beetle And he is know he is And he's bad as bad can
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Jul 11, 2015 02:20
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Irish Joe posted:
Nice hover hand, Hein!
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Jul 11, 2015 02:27
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Seaside Loafer posted:I havent listened for ages, are Howards mum and dad ok? They must be in their late 80's or 90's now right? A while ago I predicted that when his parents pass it'll be the end of the show. EDIT: Wait, Rae is 23 years younger than Ben?? Ben, you sly dog.
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Jul 11, 2015 03:05
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I believe that means that they got married in 1946.
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Jul 11, 2015 03:40
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Sasquatch! posted:THE HALIBUT. Beet how old is your sister? My sister? She the same age as my mom
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Jul 11, 2015 04:16
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Spell "RED" "L-S-T-E-R"
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Jul 11, 2015 04:19
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I don't poo poo on myself anymore you black skinny fat gently caress! Look at you, you're a fat mess you fat gently caress! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5nPsjO1esE
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Jul 11, 2015 04:28
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Jon Hein is disgusting.
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Irish Joe posted:
Did anyone else remember that Wrap Up Show at Comic Con panel? It was really infuriating because it had a lot of cool people like Paul Feig but then a bunch of randos like Christopher Knight's ex pictured here. Bryan Fuller, who I think is also cool and talented, also showed up under the guise of being a huge Howard fan but then completely balked at the simple question of who was his favorite wack packer. I think he only heard a clip of Howard and Robin gushing about Hannibal one time.
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kylej posted:Jon Hein is disgusting. The 80 women that went down on him would disagree.
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Technical difficulties interrupted by utter boredom.
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Gary likes Jon Hein so much because Jon Hein makes Gary look normal, dare I say handsome. Jon Hein is disgusting.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:This has to be the worst loving picture of Mac Hine I've ever seen. 
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A moment of silence for the children who spent their last moments on earth looking into the eyes of Jon Hein.
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kylej posted:A moment of silence for the children who spent their last moments on earth looking into the eyes of Jon Hein. The blow job saga takes a sickening turn.
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EATIN SHRIMP posted:I don't poo poo on myself anymore you black skinny fat gently caress! Look at you, you're a fat mess you fat gently caress! It was awesome listening to this bit evolve on the packs. The callers use to call up and get him riled up but it always fizzled out and then Artie just started loving with him and was able to really get Beet going then it became a regular bit.
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Jul 11, 2015 22:43
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kylej posted:A moment of silence for the children who spent their last moments on earth looking into the eyes of Jon Hein. Where did this whole meme come from?
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jase1 posted:It was awesome listening to this bit evolve on the packs. The callers use to call up and get him riled up but it always fizzled out and then Artie just started loving with him and was able to really get Beet going then it became a regular bit. For me nothing was better than Artie loving with Eric the Midget. Noting on the show and very few things in life.
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Riosan posted:Where did this whole meme come from? Sal - he made several phony phone calls calling Jon "Boy Toucher Jon Hein" and I think it just spiraled out from there (here on the forums).
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ChaosMonkey posted:For me nothing was better than Artie loving with Eric the Midget. Noting on the show and very few things in life. "Nobody cares, little man! You head of poo poo."
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Hey thanks man. Thanks for calling. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand next call. Hey, go gently caress yourself. Later man, thanks for the call, go gently caress yourself. Go somewhere, and when you get there, gently caress yourself. Go downstairs and open up the microwave, and get inside. Take your club foot, and shove it up your rear end. Thanks, later man.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:From what I've heard, my top 5 saga/bits are: Have you head the Gary Apology Tape? I'd put it over anything in your honorable mentions. I can't disagree with any of your top 5 even though I'd probably have a different list. I'd pay 200+ right now for the unedited Sour Shoe/Langford tapes. edit Rupert Buttermilk posted:Wow, move everything below #1 down one number, because I forgot about the Gary Apology Tape screening, that's my #2. EATIN SHRIMP posted:There has never been, nor will there ever be, a person like Beetlejuice. He's a small ball of retarded dynamite with probably the best (worst) influences ever to create the perfect human being. For my money he really be the most unique person to have ever existed in the world. Long live King Beet. kylej posted:Jon Hein is disgusting. All you need to know about him is this was a real argument to him: Jon Hein: "JD, how could you go to Wendy's without me on Wednesday?" JD: "Well, when we asked if you wanted to go to lunch you said no" Jon Hein: "Well, you said you were going to McDonald's, you KNOW I don't eat McDonald's on Wednesday, if you would have said Wendy's I would have gone." think about level of insanity you have to possess to make that statement. This was just a 20 second argument on the wrap up show like 10 years ago unfortunately. I wish Howard would have ran with it Ribsauce fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Jul 13, 2015 |
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Found some old Miss Howard Stern where she did an IQ test. She scored an 88. For reference, Eric the Midget scored a 90. And she dropped out of public school at like 15. I always loved the little monster's insistence that he was of normal intelligence. What's 9 times 8, Eric?
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Crotch Bat posted:What's 9 times 8, Eric? In ETM's defense, the guy who gave the test did state there were some parts which required moving blocks around and other motor skills, so this cost ETM a few points. The real highlight of the IQ test was Bobo was dumber than ETM (86 I think) and even more ridiculous, he gelled his toupee!
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I really enjoyed learning how dumb Ralph was, after all the poo poo talking he did to Richard.
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Ribsauce posted:gently caress you, I just woke up. I'm too tired to do math. (also, it was 9 times 7 roughly 15 calls in a row that stumped him, I just listened to this 2 weeks ago) He couldn't do 9x8 either because I remember him doing 10x8 and then subtracting 9. And I'm doubting Eric was anything more than a 90 at best. I know what the shrink said but it wasn't a guarantee he would have done better, its just that his lobster claws didn't help. The dude lacked a lot of intelligence, 90 sounds just about right for him.
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Crotch Bat posted:He couldn't do 9x8 either because I remember him doing 10x8 and then subtracting 9. Let's not forget the countless horrible business ideas: Become a model and live with him for seven years. Sell him TNA Wrestling while he pays for it with none of his money. Be his agent for no money until he gets regular work, all the while he turns down role after role, which leads me to... Call him Eric the Actor, for exposure, while he refuses to play anyone even remotely resembling a bad or gay person, thus almost entirely invalidating the 'actor' part of his name.
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