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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Neddy Seagoon posted:

Try giving them celery or red bell peppers and they'll likely purr their little brains out. Just wait til they learn what the sound of a plastic bag rustling means and then get expectant loud wheeking every time you so much as open the fridge.

Oh, they are already at that point. I keep their extra hay and treats under their enclosure in plastic bags. This morning I opened up a Cliff bar and the sound of the crinkling sent them into a tizzy.
It's just a shame that the older one loathes to be touched :smith:

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Top Quark
Aug 2, 2010

"Going where no man has gone before."
One of my two ferrets died today in her sleep. Can I humbly request all of the pictures of ferrets being ridiculous creatures as you can muster please.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Ferrets, you say?


... Okay, fine


Ferrets + box of packing pellets!

Bonus:
Linked because I guess your employer might not appreciate soapy meat slinkies

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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duA0ZNiW3QE

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
The Sacramento SPCA just posted this picture of this naked smiling jackal. It's a hermaphrodite and has a weird dickpussy thing.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Scrub my weasel
Till the soap runs down the drain
I said scrub my weasel
Till the soap runs down the drain
The way you scrub my weasel, darlin'
It's gonna wash away the pain

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

Top Quark posted:

One of my two ferrets died today in her sleep. Can I humbly request all of the pictures of ferrets being ridiculous creatures as you can muster please.

This is my favourite ferret/weasel/mink/stoat/catsnake gif. It's the one of a ferret doing a massive jump.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!



fwumpfwumpfwumpfwumpfwump

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Apparently I have more than one gif of a ferret trying to jump.

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Is he shouting that he wants a divorce and is going to talk to his lawyer? :stare:

Yes. At some point he picked it up from a former home, and when he gets upset he starts mumbling about divorces. But he's usually quite a happy camper:



Ferret content:

Top Quark
Aug 2, 2010

"Going where no man has gone before."
Hahh thank you for all the ferretstuff friends. Definitely helps.

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

"are you taking the piss?"

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000



http://capybarajp.com/archives/20150712195838/

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008



Capy tonging.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Pelican trying to eat capy. There's a video floating around of a kid feeding pigeons in a park until a pelican waddles over and swallows the pigeon whole right in front of the kid. You can see the pigeon twitching as it slides down the pelican's neck.

Tibor
Apr 29, 2009
The PYF horrible upsetting poo poo thread is over there.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Tibor posted:

The PYF horrible upsetting poo poo thread is over there.

Pelicans are the poster child of that thread. I've seen videos where they try to go after babies in strollers, with the parents laughing like there isn't an animal trying to kill their child right in front of them.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
Housecat vs Tiger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hvpUsYG3PI

The soundtrack provided by the dogs in the background make this extra good.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Choco1980 posted:

Pelicans are the poster child of that thread. I've seen videos where they try to go after babies in strollers, with the parents laughing like there isn't an animal trying to kill their child right in front of them.

So they should be...what, horrified that a toothless waterfowl is going to beak their child? It's funny! My parents laughed when I was 4 and challenged by a territorial peacock due to my peacock-blue shirt. Then when they saw I was scared they rescued me. But not before then!

Unfortunately I don't have pictures of this event, so have a spider:


Edit: here, have another

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hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Blue Footed Booby posted:


Edit: here, have another


oh what the :gonk:

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
Octopussy :D

Irisi
Feb 18, 2009

Choco1980 posted:

Pelicans are the poster child of that thread. I've seen videos where they try to go after babies in strollers, with the parents laughing like there isn't an animal trying to kill their child right in front of them.

My sister got bit by a swan when she was four years old and it was the most hilarious thing on earth. My mum turned her back for two seconds, my sister attempted to yank a feather from a swans' backside, and recieved a swift, merciless chomp on the arm from the swans' mate.

Their beaks deliver quite a serious pinch, we've got a photo in one of the family albums of my sister looking massively naffed-off, with a purplish-red two-pronged bruise on her arm, and me pissing myself laughing in the background. I'll need to find it and scan it for blackmail purposes.

Cute, slightly violent related content: have a marvellously decent British fellow rescuing a baby swan while it's ungrateful parent beats him up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxd53ykmTvc

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe
http://i.imgur.com/xeNzAxB.jpg

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Tibor posted:

The PYF horrible upsetting poo poo thread is over there.

Out of morbid curiosity, what thread is that? Don't see one on the forum and personally I find the idea of dumb pelicans going after kids hilarious.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"



That capy would be just as chill if that pelican managed to swallow him. No fucks given.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

He looks so proud of himself at the end. :3:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Irisi posted:

...

Cute, slightly violent related content: have a marvellously decent British fellow rescuing a baby swan while it's ungrateful parent beats him up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxd53ykmTvc

I love this. Dad seems like he's on the cusp of figuring out that attacking the man isn't actually warranted, but his swan instincts are just too strong.

Meanwhile babby peeps up a storm but contributes absolutely nothing to his own rescue.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010



"LOOK I AM A HOOMAN I WALK ON TWO LEGS DUR DUR DUR hahahaha jk"

Cichlid the Loach
Oct 22, 2006

Brave heart, Doctor.

King of the jungle, ladies and gentlemen.

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.
https://i.imgur.com/CbDFPqw.gif

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwpD3USKEKw

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Foxes!

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Please read this photo essay about the Cats of NYC.

http://www.boredpanda.com/cat-blog-felines-of-new-york-jim-tews/

Moon Potato
May 12, 2003

I cut together a little vignette with the otter pup and it's mother from last week. The audio cleaned up better than I expected, so you can hear the little one squeaking for its mother :3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlgsLMETv3I

They were back in the marsh yesterday evening, and I caught the little one following its mother across a trail at dusk. It's barely as tall as the cut grass.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Moon Potato posted:

I cut together a little vignette with the otter pup and it's mother from last week. The audio cleaned up better than I expected, so you can hear the little one squeaking for its mother :3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlgsLMETv3I

They were back in the marsh yesterday evening, and I caught the little one following its mother across a trail at dusk. It's barely as tall as the cut grass.


Adorable water weasels.

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Fat Loser
May 27, 2004


If the Philly zoo has a tiny haystack that gives high-fives, then I know where my next vacation is.

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