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ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

Full Battle Rattle posted:

He's killing it. His crowd might legitimately be bigger than anything Bernie's got, if he really is at 11,000.

2016 Presidential Primary Thread: The Silent Majority Strikes Back

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I have a dream where Trump never ever leaves the stage, and instead speaks forever.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Plinkey posted:

"We can't sell beef" what in the gently caress

It's true, Japan protects its agricultural industries really intensely.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
It's going to be Trump vs Sanders 2016: Angry white men telling it like it is!!

Wicked Them Beats
Apr 1, 2007

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

"Every time an illegal comes to this country from Mexico, we charge Mexico $100,000 per person!"

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Fining mexico for illegal immigration. The best Trump plan.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Litany Unheard posted:

"Every time an illegal comes to this country from Mexico, we charge Mexico $100,000 per person!"

Every crazy plan is better than the last.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Brannock posted:

It's going to be Trump vs Sanders 2016: Angry white men telling it like it is!!

2016 Presidential Election: the Brooklyn Brawl.

Wicked Them Beats
Apr 1, 2007

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

Almost as good as forcing Mexico to build a wall.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
R U M P

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Brannock posted:

It's going to be Trump vs Sanders 2016: Angry white men telling it like it is!!

Inshallah.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

ComradeCosmobot posted:

2016 Presidential Primary Thread: The Silent Majority Strikes Back

He literally just said this.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

ComradeCosmobot posted:

2016 Presidential Primary Thread: The Silent Majority Strikes Back

Trump account spotted.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Vox Nihili posted:

It's true, Japan protects its agricultural industries really intensely.

But Japan is still the largest importer of US beef in metric tons and $ value?

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
He is right though, there are 15000 people watching the stream.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
silent majority

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

Full Battle Rattle posted:

He literally just said this.

He said it again.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
oh poo poo it actually ended

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



We're not gonna take it wins the pool.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Logikv9 posted:

oh poo poo it actually ended

Not really though because now he's going to speak some more.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

The exit music will be Twisted Sister's We're Not Gonna Take It, assuming he ever exits.

How... did you know??

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Absurd Alhazred posted:

How... did you know??

Robert Costa tweeted it after talking to the tech guy.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
God, Allah, Buddha, Zeus, Satan, whoever - please let this man qualify for the Fox News debate. I won't even ask for anything for Christmas.

THE BOMBINATRIX
Jul 26, 2002

by Lowtax
He may be insane, but his grotesque egomania has a weird sort of charm.

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
Trump, American Hero, and Twisted Sister.

THE EIGHTIES ARE BACK PEOPLE.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
Well that was amazing.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

Robert Costa tweeted it after talking to the tech guy.

Oh. :smith:

Full Battle Rattle posted:

God, Allah, Buddha, Zeus, Satan, whoever - please let this man qualify for the Fox News debate. I won't even ask for anything for Christmas.

I would sell my soul to help Trump in the poll.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Plinkey posted:

But Japan is still the largest importer of US beef in metric tons and $ value?

Yep, but they do apply a huge tariff. Something like 35%.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Full Battle Rattle posted:

God, Allah, Buddha, Zeus, Satan, whoever - please let this man qualify for the Fox News debate. I won't even ask for anything for Christmas.

He Is Going To Release His Statements This Thursday.

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
Here comes the press!

prussian advisor
Jan 15, 2007

The day you see a camera come into our courtroom, its going to roll over my dead body.
Rump Guy for president 2016. Pretty sure he even got a handshake from Trump immediately afterward.

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
This would have only been better if the Iron Sheik came out to a chorus of boos before getting suplexed by Trump.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

prussian advisor posted:

Rump Guy for president 2016. Pretty sure he even got a handshake from Trump immediately afterward.

I liked how he was visibly struggling to keep a straight face

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Hulk Hogan theme song it just gets better.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The great Andy Kaczynski notes that Dee Snider of Twisted Sister was once fired by Donald Trump on Celebrity Apprentice.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Donald " The Dog Whistler" Trump jumps 6% in the polls after this.


Yes, they're playing Real American again!!!

Hahahahahahahahaha, live news feed of guys back of his head.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Vox Nihili posted:

Yep, but they do apply a huge tariff. Something like 35%.

In fact, I'm pretty sure Trump looked up Japan's tariff numbers at some point and just used them as his basis for his off-the-cuff trade promises re: Mexico.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Hollismason posted:

Donald " The Dog Whistler" Trump jumps 6% in the polls after this.

After this I don't think anyone else in the Republican pool except Jeb! has a chance against Trump, they'd get eaten alive in any debate

All Scott Walker would be able to do is stammer and repeat his programmed messages

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Have Trump impersonate all the candidates

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

The great Andy Kaczynski notes that Dee Snider of Twisted Sister was once fired by Donald Trump on Celebrity Apprentice.

Please let this use be unauthorized! :pray:

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