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DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



THE BOMBINATRIX posted:

Even worse. Crappy hip-hop disguised as gang signs.

Run the Jewels is awesome :getout:

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Trump should visit newly designated World Heritage sights the Alamo and speak some more about the peculiar Mexican beast.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Antti posted:

Iran and Iraq are going to merge? Tell me more, Donald, do tell me more.

Catching up on this thread, but... this is literally a major plot point in a Tom Clancy novel.

THE BOMBINATRIX
Jul 26, 2002

by Lowtax

Cubey posted:

Run the Jewels is awesome :getout:

Hey man, I'm just here to talk about President Trump. Sorry if you like bad hip-hop. Close Your Eyes (And Count to gently caress) :rolleyes:

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Archonex posted:

That comes after he's crushed ISIS's diabolical plans to build a hotel, built a fortress on a man made island in the middle of an ocean, and crashed the economy by devaluing the US dollar so that unethical corporations are willing to bring more business here and people are left literally starving in the street.

Edit: Presumably all the people who are left starving and out of work by his bone headed economic strategies will be offered membership into the military to bolster the invasion force. Service for citizenship food! :gop:

Meanwhile, inside Donald Trump's man made island volcano fortress/luxury hotel and casino...

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

THE BOMBINATRIX posted:

Hey man, I'm just here to talk about President Trump. Sorry if you like bad hip-hop. Close Your Eyes (And Count to gently caress) :rolleyes:

I wish I could have an ounce of that kind of hubris to come in a thread and say something as old and crusty as ~white girl gang signs~, fall on your face, and somehow speak through the puddle that not all hip hop is bad, but that RTJ is bad hiphop. You should put that on your resume and apply to be on the Trump campaign they could use someone like you.

bpower
Feb 19, 2011
Jesus, Im watching the speech now, its like a boss talking to his staff after few too many.

THE BOMBINATRIX
Jul 26, 2002

by Lowtax

Veskit posted:

I wish I could have an ounce of that kind of hubris to come in a thread and say something as old and crusty as ~white girl gang signs~, fall on your face, and somehow speak through the puddle that not all hip hop is bad, but that RTJ is bad hiphop. You should put that on your resume and apply to be on the Trump campaign they could use someone like you.

You know, maybe I will. According to Trump himself he's an excellent boss, he's also very smart from what he says.

I should have said that all hip-hop is bad and that run the jewels is especially bad. I don't listen to hip-hop you see and seeing a young woman with a 'gun' hand sign next to an apparent "rapper" made me associate it with a gang sign. You should have seen my face when I realized that it's a hand sign for a really lame band! Hope that makes you feel better. :angel:

THE BOMBINATRIX fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Jul 12, 2015

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Joementum posted:

He wants to build an island in the middle of the ocean and put a military base on it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnston_Atoll

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
Watching the Trump speech and it's amazing.

Goddam I almost want him to win now. Sure the country would be destroyed but it certainly wouldn't be boring. If America is gonna go down, this would be the perfectly poetic way for it to happen

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Good Citizen posted:

Watching the Trump speech and it's amazing.

Goddam I almost want him to win now. Sure the country would be destroyed but it certainly wouldn't be boring

Link?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls3m7NUOqxs

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

You can see the whole rally here too if you want:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMQYzKhsnGM

includes bonus Sheriff Arpaio

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Lmao this speech is nuts. The part where he starts talking about the apprentice and lol he just starts calling out people and bragging about how rich he is haha this owns

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Lowtechs posted:

Trump really has taken the wind out of Cruz's sails lol.

This is the best part, Trump has made Cruz completely irrelevant

Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS

nachos posted:

This is the best part, Trump has made Cruz completely irrelevant

You say that, but remember the last two elections. This is only true so long as Cruz doesn't ante up and decide to increase his own rhetoric.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

DOOP posted:

Can anything top this Trump speech?

Anything?

Trump's concession speech.

Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS

Sir Tonk posted:

Trump's concession speech.

"I didn't really want the presidency anyways. I mean, have you seen how rich I am? :smug:"

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Good Citizen posted:

Watching the Trump speech and it's amazing.

Goddam I almost want him to win now. Sure the country would be destroyed but it certainly wouldn't be boring. If America is gonna go down, this would be the perfectly poetic way for it to happen

Ceterum autem censeo United States esse delendam

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
The only way Trump gets elected President is if all the people under thirty-four vote for him to be ironic.

bpower
Feb 19, 2011
The way he brushes off things that would destroy other candidates is amazing." Donated to Democrats? Of course I did, the whole system is corrupt and I'm the best at manipulating it. Im best mates with a bunch of Wall St psychopaths. They're great. Gonna send one to Japan. "

MrPants
Nov 17, 2005

Good Citizen posted:

You can see the whole rally here too if you want:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMQYzKhsnGM

includes bonus Sheriff Arpaio

What a time to be alive.

I love what Trump is doing for America and the GOP.

THE BOMBINATRIX
Jul 26, 2002

by Lowtax

Sir Tonk posted:

The only way Trump gets elected President is if all the people under thirty-four vote for him to be ironic.

It's gonna be like the time I voted for Arnold for Governor.

Job Truniht
Nov 7, 2012

MY POSTS ARE REAL RETARDED, SIR

Sir Tonk posted:

The only way Trump gets elected President is if all the people under thirty-four vote for him to be ironic.

Can we start an Accelerationist Party?

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

Sir Tonk posted:

Trump's concession speech.

You say that like he'd even write one. Romney apparently did it and it was glorious.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Bread Set Jettison posted:

Lmao this speech is nuts. The part where he starts talking about the apprentice and lol he just starts calling out people and bragging about how rich he is haha this owns

It was a legit good speech for the people he's courting. I can see a ton of people being excited about him after watching that.

The GOP is kinda hosed this cycle if Trump sticks around. They thought Ron Paul was annoying in 2008, but Trump is a nightmare. I mean, imagine if Trump had Ron Paul's organizing capabilities. It'd be over.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
I want trump to get the nomination so we can have another video of all the people crying and refusing reality as he loses

MrPants
Nov 17, 2005

Job Truniht posted:

Can we start an Accelerationist Party?

I would first need to know how it would be different than the current GOP but count me in.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Sir Tonk posted:

The only way Trump gets elected President is if all the people under thirty-four vote for him to be ironic.

And we shall call them The Hipster Youth.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Who would he choose for a running mate? It sure as hell wouldn't be one of the other candidates. I really want to know.

Internet Webguy posted:

And we shall call them The Hipster Youth.

:golfclap:

edit

But seriously, I've already heard people in their early 20's that are normally too cynical about the system to vote that're all like, "I'd vote for Trump, at least it would be funny."

Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Jul 12, 2015

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

Sir Tonk posted:

Who would he choose for a running mate? It sure as hell wouldn't be one of the other candidates. I really want to know.


:golfclap:

edit

But seriously, I've already heard people in their early 20's that are normally too cynical about the system to vote that're all like, "I'd vote for Trump, at least it would be funny."

Allen West

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Sanders vs Trump PLS

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

Internet Webguy posted:

And we shall call them The Hipster Youth.

poo poo I forgot if there were empty quote rules in D&D


Uhhh yeah I mean this trump speech right?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Yeah I'm pretty sure that the reason he brought his campaign contributions was maybe because of his financial statement's that he's sending out.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Joementum posted:

It could happen here!

I know this is a quote concerning Huey Long, but in my heart, it's the booming voice from Wackyland before Porky goes in.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
My entire life, rich millionaire politicians, republican and democrat, have been downplaying their fortunes. We laughed at John McCain for owning more houses than he can count, and for Mitt Romney's wife for driving a couple of Cadillac's. Now we have finally have a candidate who's not afraid to say "I'm rich as gently caress! Look at how much god drat money I have poor people!". Truly, a man NOT of the people, and proud of it.

The Nastier Nate fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Jul 12, 2015

THE BOMBINATRIX
Jul 26, 2002

by Lowtax

The Nastier Nate posted:

My entire life, rich millionaire politicians, republican and democrat, have been downplaying their fortunes. We laughed at John McCain for not owning more houses than he can count, and for Mitt Romney's wife for driving a couple of Cadillac's. Now we have finally have a candidate who's not afraid to say "I'm rich as gently caress! Look at how much god drat money I have poor people!". Truly, a man NOT of the people, and proud of it.

And when he says dumb things (which is often) he just doubles down and says, "Yeah, so what?" It's unreal and the establishment has no idea how to deal with him.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

The Nastier Nate posted:

My entire life, rich millionaire politicians, republican and democrat, have been downplaying their fortunes. We laughed at John McCain for not owning more houses than he can count, and for Mitt Romney's wife for driving a couple of Cadillac's. Now we have finally have a candidate who's not afraid to say "I'm rich as gently caress! Look at how much god drat money I have poor people!". Truly, a man NOT of the people, and proud of it.

I think the Donald has an implied " And you can too... And I'll tell you how " that plays well with the ignorant.

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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

greatn posted:

I think the Donald has an implied " And you can too... And I'll tell you how " that plays well with the ignorant.

I think right now he's saying "I'm rich as hell so that means I know how to make money! If you elect me I'll use my super genius business sense to create businesses and give you, personally, a job that pays a lot more than you're making now."

I, for one, do not trust the business acumen of a man that can bankrupt a casino.

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