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hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

When a man's body fat drops down below the common goon range of 25%-45% body weight, underlying muscles often become visible.

Eh, I didn't even have defined abs when I was swimming at least 8k yards a day and (lazily) lifting a couple times a week. I think you have to specifically work towards that kind of thing.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Visceral fat sucks. It's the last fat that goes away, it hides your asymmetrical abs, and it increases your risk of developing cardiovascular disease.

Abs often look asymmetrical. People are different, yo.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

hooah posted:

Eh, I didn't even have defined abs when I was swimming at least 8k yards a day and (lazily) lifting a couple times a week. I think you have to specifically work towards that kind of thing.

Mhm

Late Unpleasantness
Mar 26, 2008

s m o k e d


Painfully good Halo armor complemented with more nice shootin' in the imgur album.

Build thread for Felix (blue armor guy).

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

VendaGoat posted:

So this happened at the Chicago Pride Parade.


Perfect in every gay?

BrainMeats
Aug 20, 2000

We have evolved beyond the need for posting.

Soiled Meat

Jedit posted:

Perfect in every gay?

The Poof Warrior

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Jedit posted:

Perfect in every gay?

If I ever go through some sort of sexual reawakening and do a hard shift to the right on the Kinsey scale, this is what I'm getting tattooed onto my cock. :v:



Now who likes bizarre Japanese video game cosplay?







Bonus adorableness:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Jedit posted:

Perfect in every gay?

BrainMeats posted:

The Poof Warrior

:golfclap:

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Samuel posted:

I think this is Tifa Cosplay



Did she just queef a flame?

Sad lions
Sep 3, 2008

beato posted:

Did she just queef a flame?

I see somebody never got all the limit breaks.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Breetai posted:



Now who likes bizarre Japanese video game cosplay?






Fat Princess not fat enough. (Kidding)

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

So a while back Buzzfeed asked cosplayers at New York Comiccon what the creepiest thing somebody had said to them was

The results were about what you'd expect, for the most part.


They did it a couple of times at NYCC





They managed to make it to SDCC this year and do the same thing


The smaller text says "I was 14, he was a middle-aged man"



Their costumes are all pretty cool, though

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Internet Wizard posted:



Their costumes are all pretty cool, though

Someone told this person their eyes were in their vagina?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Internet Wizard posted:

So a while back Buzzfeed asked cosplayers at New York Comiccon what the creepiest thing somebody had said to them was

The results were about what you'd expect, for the most part.


They did it a couple of times at NYCC





They managed to make it to SDCC this year and do the same thing


The smaller text says "I was 14, he was a middle-aged man"



Their costumes are all pretty cool, though

I read the first one and about half of them are just dumb. A few are pretty bad.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



CJacobs posted:

Someone told this person their eyes were in their vagina?

Yeah, I don't understand this one at all. Can anyone help me out here?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

they were staring at her vagina you loving rubes

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Alouicious posted:

they were staring at her vagina you loving rubes

The problem is the photo gallery is supposed to be 'things that were said to them'

Not things people did while leering at you

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

who gives a poo poo you sperg

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



either way her blurb sucks....


... you poops.


I still wouldn't have gotten the meaning of that, because it makes no loving sense.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.

Alouicious posted:

who gives a poo poo you sperg

Then they are lying, much like what women do to me all the time. Hail Satan.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
Are the women really being judged for the quality of harassment they've experienced?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Stoke the fire, nurture it, guide it, give it the air it needs.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
If you can't extrapolate "my eyes are up here" from what she wrote you're loving hopeless

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

starkebn posted:

If you can't extrapolate "my eyes are up here" from what she wrote you're loving hopeless

That was the creepiest thing someone has ever said to her?

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Coxswain Balls posted:

That was the creepiest thing someone has ever said to her?

Are you such a sperg you can't accept that some of the cards might not follow the premise of the opening statement exactly?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

No you idiots she was a gynecologist cosplaying an ophthalmologist.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

If she's the one saying that, idg why she's holding it over her vagina. I gotta look there to read the sign, lady!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
The cast members of Agents of SHIELD and Agent Carter are having a dubsmash Twitter war and some cosplay might be involved

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Coxswain Balls posted:

That was the creepiest thing someone has ever said to her?

Apparently! Not every comment is gonna be some dude asking if she wouldn't mind loaning him their skin.

After having broken into her hotel room.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

if you look at the actual article it's pretty clear that not all of them are things that are actually said to them, just the creepiest experiences they've had while cosplaying at a con.



you drooling loving morons

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Jesus christ Alouicious it was a joke

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

CJacobs posted:

Jesus christ Alouicious it was a joke

MUCH

LIKE

YOUR

POSTING

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
So where do I look to see a vagina? I already know it's not where the eyes are, but I need more details.

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

Educate. Agitate. Liberate.

Paladinus posted:

So where do I look to see a vagina? I already know it's not where the eyes are, but I need more details.

As always, the answer is the Internet: http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Vagina_Costumes.jpg :nws: I guess

Pile of Kittens
Apr 23, 2005

Why does everything STILL smell like pussy?

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

When a man's body fat drops down below the common goon range of 25%-45% body weight, underlying muscles often become visible.

what is a muscles?

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



The irony of a person in a costume being upset because people won't look them in the eyes.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
If you're cosplaying as Emma Frost and people aren't staring at your crotch then you're doing it wrong. The character deliberately dresses like a stripper in order to distract men and give her a psychological edge over them in combat.




.... or at least that's the explanation given by the men who wrote those comics. :v:

Wolverine doesn't seem to agree with her battle tactics:

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Alouicious posted:

MUCH

LIKE

YOUR

POSTING

You're being spazzy and condescending.

Pile of Kittens posted:

what is a muscles?

A miserable little pile of protein.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

If you're cosplaying as Emma Frost and people aren't staring at your crotch then you're doing it wrong. The character deliberately dresses like a stripper in order to distract men and give her a psychological edge over them in combat.




.... or at least that's the explanation given by the men who wrote those comics. :v:

The funniest thing is that despite being a clear male-driven explanation it's the rare example that pulls it all together for her character.

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