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Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Bring back above ground testing. I want footage in 4k at 50000 fps.

:fap:

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thetechnoloser
Feb 11, 2003

Say hello to post-apocalyptic fun!
Grimey Drawer
Caught a cool shot (but bad picture) this morning here at Soto Cano AB, Honduras.



Tail FAH-001 (Background), Honduran Air Force One, an Embraer Legacy 600. Donated by Taiwan to Honduras, entered service for Honduras at the end of last year.

Foreground: bonus Tucano, Fuerza Aerea Hondurena (Honduran Air Force.)

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1436370217500.webm

Can we embed .webm's?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Elendil004 posted:

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1436370217500.webm

Can this 16 year old internet forum without a mobile version that only developed a useable search function in the last ~24 months embed .webm's?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Elendil004 posted:

Can we embed .webm's?

lmbo, uh yea those funds that lowtax earmarked for forum upgrades mysteriously vanished. in other, totally unrelated news, shmorky has bigger tits now

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Zeris posted:

without a mobile version

The Awful app is pretty good, at least on iOS. No experience with the Android version, or even if there is one.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Phanatic posted:

The Awful app is pretty good, at least on iOS. No experience with the Android version, or even if there is one.
There is, I'm using it right now.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Awful app iOS rules the android version is alright but nowhere near as good

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Awful app iOS rules the android version is alright but nowhere near as good

Recently updated,almost as good as the ios version.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Also the website does have a native mobile version now, you just have to turn it on in your user settings.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013


terrez
Mar 20, 2012
Is Cavalry just a regular infantry unit that rubs its dick on Civil War and Indian wars pictures of cavalry units or what

If so, is the reason they have such a bad reputation that they are even gayer than the 82nd is about STATIC LINE JUMPS INTO EUROPE TO DEFEAT THA NATZEEZ OOMGIMCUMMING

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

terrez posted:

Is Cavalry just a regular infantry unit that rubs its dick on Civil War and Indian wars pictures of cavalry units or what

If so, is the reason they have such a bad reputation that they are even gayer than the 82nd is about STATIC LINE JUMPS INTO EUROPE TO DEFEAT THA NATZEEZ OOMGIMCUMMING

I didn't interact with them much, but during my brief CAOC stint the Air Cav guys would wear cowboy hats (and I think maybe cowboy boots) on Fridays. Indoors, on an air-conditioned ops floor. It did not endear them to the rest of the people there.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Uhm excuse me it's a stetson and boot spurs, hooah? Scouts out!!!1!!1!

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Equine Don posted:

Uhm excuse me it's a stetson and boot spurs, hooah? Scouts out!!!1!!1!

lol

I remember being told that you were required to buy your own as well. Unit didn't provide them.

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
I was in a Cav Scout unit and nobody had to buy the hat, most people didn't wear them, and they made fun of the people too excited to wear a stetson. They also made us our combat spurs from melted Iraqi Ak brass so that was pretty rad.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Air Cav are not real Cav, please don't lump those fake idiots in with us real idiots tia

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I'm thinking the 82nd takes the gold at the gay olympics by a good long way, with the exception being a motobonertard scout having an 82nd combat patch and every second sentence starting with "when I was in the 82nd". We had 2 of those in my last platoon.

82nd wins because of their constant self referral of "spec ops"

Being a tanker was the poo poo because all this airborne ranger pathfinder sniper patchwork quilt nonsense was so utterly irrelevant. Best thing was steak and eggs breakfast barbecue after last gunnery night table, you can stick your blue cord or patches or whatever up your rear end, that was the best army thing.

Also, Korean tankers gave me a motherfuckin' Korean tanker beret with my name and rank on it in Korean for helping them out, which is the single piece of army poo poo that I have left. Everything else I either gave away to some poor private or threw in the trash because gently caress that army bullshit.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




Long Josef wants to dig your trench.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

A Handed Missus posted:



Long Josef wants to dig your trench.

Is that a "Potsdam Giant"? in 8th grade I read about them in a history textbook and became inspired to make a Potsdam Grenadier-inspired Warhams40k Imperial Guard regiment. I did a bunch of doodles in my sketchbook.

My mom saw it at some point, and years later, told me she suspected I was gettin high cuz she saw "POT-something" in my sketchbook.

After explaining what was actually going on, I kinda wished I had been a pre-teen burnout instead of a gigantic dork.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
potsdam giants stopped being a thing in 1806 so no. also is that guy 7'10? :catstare:

Spacman
Mar 18, 2014
https://youtu.be/NFkryh6hC-k?t=23

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Love that song and that montage. Together, they're perfect.

Spacman
Mar 18, 2014

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Love that song and that montage. Together, they're perfect.

Yeah

Watch Trinity and Beyond: The Atomic Bomb Movie

For William Shattner narrating nuclear explosions to an amazing classical soundtrack.

Ruse
Dec 16, 2005

Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds!

Spacman posted:

Yeah

Watch Trinity and Beyond: The Atomic Bomb Movie

For William Shattner narrating nuclear explosions to an amazing classical soundtrack.

I bought the Soundtrack just for that one song when they step off from Tinian. :bustem:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

:perfect:

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Are those american or Japanese boats getting strafed? awesome pic

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Fallows posted:

Are those american or Japanese boats getting strafed? awesome pic

quote:

Bristol Beaufighters from Nos. 144 and 254 Squadrons RAF, No. 455 Squadron RAAF and No. 489 Squadron RNZAF attacking German 'M' class minesweepers escorting a convoy off the Dutch coast, north-west of Borkum, with rocket projectiles. Thirteen aircraft can be seen in the photograph, which was taken over the tail of a Beaufighter of No. 455 Squadron after delivering its attack.


quote:

Oblique aerial photograph taken from a Bristol Beaufighter TF Mark X of No. 455 Squadron RAAF, during a joint attack by the Langham and North Coates Strike Wings on shipping lying at anchor off Marsdiep, between Den Helder and Texel, Holland. Here Beaufighters can be seen attacking German minesweepers with rocket projectiles and cannon fire, as a salvo of RPs from the photographing aircraft is released at the nearest vessel. Three Beaufighters were lost and 17 others were damaged as a result of the intense barrage of anti-aircraft fire from the ships and shore batteries, although 11 vessels were sunk or damaged.


quote:

Oblique aerial photograph taken from a Bristol Beaufighter during an attack on shipping lying at anchor off Marsdiep, between Den Helder and Texel, Holland, by the combined North Coates and Langham Strike Wings. The main target, the hull of an uncompleted merchant ship of 3,000 tons, can be seen at upper right, surrounded by minesweepers and auxiliary vessels which, with the shore batteries, are putting up a intense barrage of anti-aircraft fire. Three Beaufighters failed to return and 17 others were damaged, although 11 vessels were sunk or damaged.


quote:

A Bristol Beaufighter sweeps low over the deck of a German 'M' class minesweeper after straddling it with cannon fire, during an attack on an escorted enemy convoy off Texel, Holland, by aircraft of the North Coates Strike Wing.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
God they had balls.

Caconym
Feb 12, 2013

monkeytennis posted:

God they had balls.

And massive superiority. If that was a full strike by no less than 5 squadrons it was anywhere from 60 to 90 aircraft less any that were hangar queens that day (squadron sizes in the raf and affiliates typically varied from 12-18 tails, starting at 12 and growing as the war went on). Beaufighter TF Xes had what, quad 20mms in the nose? (Phoneposting so I cant be arsed to look it up) well as 4x500lb bombs. That is a lot of 20mm against unarmoured targets, and a lot of targets for the AA gunners to focus on. If the strike was 60 aircraft that's just a 5% loss rate, not bad at all for a wwii opposed strike.

E: whoops, 4 squadrons, so 'just' 48-72 aircraft nominal strenght.

Caconym fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Jul 11, 2015

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
They may have had numbers and weapons but putting your aircraft 50m above some AAA takes some loving balls. Even a .30 Cal can ventilate something pretty good at that range.

Caconym
Feb 12, 2013

Richard Bong posted:

They may have had numbers and weapons but putting your aircraft 50m above some AAA takes some loving balls. Even a .30 Cal can ventilate something pretty good at that range.

Oh, definitely. The loss rate through ops losses (non combat mishaps of all kinds) alone in wwii was 1-2% I think, so just getting airborne time and time again took some balls.

Another E, because gently caress it: According to wikipedia RAF Bomber command aircrew suffered a 44,4% death rate in WWII, that was with a tour of duty consisting of 30 sorties over Germany or 60 over France. For comparison that is a higher death rate than WWI infantry officers.

Caconym fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Jul 11, 2015

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEcpwSenouQ

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Caconym posted:

Oh, definitely. The loss rate through ops losses (non combat mishaps of all kinds) alone in wwii was 1-2% I think, so just getting airborne time and time again took some balls.

Another E, because gently caress it: According to wikipedia RAF Bomber command aircrew suffered a 44,4% death rate in WWII, that was with a tour of duty consisting of 30 sorties over Germany or 60 over France. For comparison that is a higher death rate than WWI infantry officers.

One minor quibble...the Commonwealth units who were performing low level maritime strikes like that in Europe would've been assigned to RAF Coastal Command, not Bomber Command.

Caconym
Feb 12, 2013

iyaayas01 posted:

One minor quibble...the Commonwealth units who were performing low level maritime strikes like that in Europe would've been assigned to RAF Coastal Command, not Bomber Command.

Yeah, or Fighter Command. North Coates strike wings were even under Second Tactical Air Force from 1943, but I couldn't find actual aircrew loss rates for anyone but Bomber Command. :sh:

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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:mrwhite:

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I hope he burns to death.

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