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Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Falcon2001 posted:

What the gently caress is that.

It came through a dimensional rift created in a research laboratory.

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Samizdata
May 14, 2007
The gimp turkey made think of this serious grilling experience.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Samizdata posted:

The gimp turkey made think of this serious grilling experience.

read the comments for Serious Steak Opinions

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Danger Mahoney posted:

Apparently deep fried shrimp with mayonnaise sauce and almonds.

Are we sure it's not just a giant tardigrade?

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Samizdata posted:

The gimp turkey made think of this serious grilling experience.

Cooking with actual molten rock is super serious business.

Also a great theme for a chain of steak houses. Get on it!

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois
They just smoked that black turkey for a bit too long. The meat's still gonna be awesome. Kamodo smokers are great for burning birds. Apple chips are my favorite.

Protip: don't eat the smoked turkey skin or the worst episode of :barf: is in your immediate future. It's delicious and crispy! Seriously though, don't eat it! I can vouch for this personally.

Making stock from the carcass is troublesome. Not worth it imo, just get some bouillon.

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010
If any part of your cooking method results in :barf: or has to be slathered in sauce then you've hosed up hth

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


C.P.A.N. posted:

If any part of your cooking method results in :barf: or has to be slathered in sauce then you've hosed up hth



what about

encased in sauce

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois

C.P.A.N. posted:

If any part of your cooking method results in :barf: or has to be slathered in sauce then you've hosed up hth

Nah, hickory/apple smoked turkey owns, its just the skin will make you retch later. No idea why. The meat is amazing and doesn't require gravy or juices. The stuffing also gets the smoke flavor in it and tastes 10x better than oven roasted imo

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

cash crab posted:



what about

encased in sauce

That's the worst dildo I've ever seen.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

cash crab posted:



what about

encased in sauce

when u mom com home and fuk hte spagheti

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
There's sauce in his condom already, mom's spaghetti

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Oct 21, 2010



Well, here's something that's both food, porn, anti-food porn, and maybe if the squid was delicious, food porn. It's also horribly :nms:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Well, here's something that's both food, porn, anti-food porn, and maybe if the squid was delicious, food porn. It's also horribly :nms:



I will never recover from this

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

cash crab posted:

I will never recover from this

The refractory period is a bitch.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
God drat, Japan. Keep your fetishes out of my mouth.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

cobalt impurity posted:

when u mom com home and fuk hte spagheti



BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

There's sauce in his condom already, mom's spaghetti


:boom:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Well, here's something that's both food, porn, anti-food porn, and maybe if the squid was delicious, food porn. It's also horribly :nms:



gently caress you so much for posting this

I live in Korea, too. Thank god I don't eat swimmythings.

here's some ugly cake as a palate cleanser:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

That's the risk of not having this as a starter:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Suddenly I lost my will to try squid. Not a fan of babies clinging into and shredding apart my mouth.

I think we need a palate cleanser


...or five,

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


EorayMel posted:

I think we need a palate cleanser

put this in the ground and plant an onion on top and you get

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Hey, you can't say I didn't warn ya. I was never a fan of squid anyways so :shrug:

This, however, I am a very big fan of.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Hey, you can't say I didn't warn ya. I was never a fan of squid anyways so :shrug:

This, however, I am a very big fan of.


I feel like this should be an album cover

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Hey, you can't say I didn't warn ya. I was never a fan of squid anyways so :shrug:

This, however, I am a very big fan of.


Fresh from Isla Nublar Farms.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003
TRIP REPORT
Ruffles Poutine Chips




Let me preface this by saying that I am a Canadian, born and raised. Poutine is as sacred to us as hockey and maple syrup, so I was originally hesitant to try this. Some prodding by my fiancee (quote: "I'm sure as poo poo not putting that crap in my mouth") convinced me to give it a shot. So here we go. I've chosen to pair my chips with a nice glass of 1% today, in case you were wondering.


The smell is what hit me first - it smells like the inside of a Costco. Sort of a warehouse-y, bland smell. Not a great start.
The chips are sort of bland. Not a lot of flavour - I was expecting a lot more salt, so I'm almost pleasantly surprised by that.

You know those packs of dried gravy mix you can buy? Like, dad's coming over with his new girlfriend for Thanksgiving, mom's been dead for 6 years so you can't ask her how she made that gravy you love so much, the one that reminds you of happier times, so you rush out and buy one of these?


Yeah? That's what these chips taste like. If you just rubbed some of that gravy powder on your gums, like the saddest attempt at getting high ever.

And it lingers. There's no cheese curd taste, just sort of the sad gravy flavour, like the chips (with an expiry date 5 weeks in the future) are already stale.

Anyway I finished the whole bag. It wasn't very good.

2/10 probably won't buy again.

Ketchup chips are still the champion, with dill pickle a close second.


edit:
It's been an hour since lunch, and I've washed my hands twice, and the smell is still there

Antioch has a new favorite as of 19:54 on Jul 13, 2015

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

EorayMel posted:

Suddenly I lost my will to try squid.

squid is usuallly cleaned, frozen and fried. the person in the story had squid that was barely dipped in boiling water.

go order some calamari with aioli and lemon wedges. :yum:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Milk and chips are always a nice pairing, but the weird flavoured Ruffles are always a little :barf:

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Oct 21, 2010



cash crab posted:

Milk and chips are always a nice pairing, but the weird flavoured Ruffles are always a little :barf:

Milk and chips? I'm confused. And a little scared. Please tell me that isn't a thing. Please. Not even a raccoon could be into that.

Also, I keep hearing the chocolate ruffles were really, really good, but I never got the chance to try them when they were in stores. I kinda feel like I missed out.

Then I remember what kind of food I'm feeling upset on missing out on and feel a little ill inside.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Antioch posted:

TRIP REPORT
Ruffles Poutine Chips


Did you (or anyone here) ever try the Lay's Bacon Poutine Chips they put on the market as part of last summer's Do Us A Flavour contest? I seem to recall they were pretty all right. The Tzatziki ones were fantastic, though.

It's great being so close to the Canadian border that I can get twice the oddball fan flavors every summer; I'm a sucker for unique flavors of snack foods and ice cream and the like. I just don't know why Lay's persists in putting through poo poo like Cinnamon Bun (Canada) and Cappuccino (U.S.) chips. Barf.

Moacher
Oct 10, 2007

In a few moments my neighbor is going to exit this building's ground floor, out onto the sidewalk. According to my math, from this height, I can kill him by pissing on him.
The Doritos "Late Night" series that were around here for a little while a few years ago ("Last Call Jalapeno Popper", "Tacos at Midnight", and "All Nighter Cheeseburger") were all amazing, especially the cheesburger flavour. Probably the best novelty chip flavour I've had in recent memory.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Milk and chips? I'm confused. And a little scared. Please tell me that isn't a thing. Please. Not even a raccoon could be into that.

Just eating chips and drinking milk, they're not talking about pouring chips into a bowl with milk or anything.

(I hope, come on you guys)

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Pham Nuwen posted:

Just eating chips and drinking milk, they're not talking about pouring chips into a bowl with milk or anything.

(I hope, come on you guys)

Still...

But I guess I think drinking milk by itself is pretty gross. Never heard of a chip milk combo at all

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Antioch posted:

TRIP REPORT
Ruffles Poutine Chips




The President's Choice version is tasty.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

I smoke at least one Turkey a year (but am trying to cut back), and have never had a problem with the skin. What are y'all doing that eating the smoked turkey skin makes you barf?

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Hey, you can't say I didn't warn ya. I was never a fan of squid anyways so :shrug:

This, however, I am a very big fan of.


Horse is loving delicious and I am made envious of this small 70s child she can't even eat that much drat it. :colbert:

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



13Pandora13 posted:

Horse is loving delicious and I am made envious of this small 70s child she can't even eat that much drat it. :colbert:

Oh, I'm sure it is. But that's less horse, and more bird. Birdhorse.

I can't imagine ostrich being bad though.

Tree Goat
May 24, 2009

argania spinosa
Both horse and ostrich are good but very different.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
That's a horse.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

bringmyfishback posted:

That's a horse.

No, that's a little girl.

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Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff

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