Reddit is good, right?

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keymaster02: Mar 11, 2014; I had sex with a 32-year old at 16. SA is run by SJWs. Liking 16-year olds is not pedophilia. I hate your pronoun. I like young boys. I donate to the NAACP and probably NAMBLA too.

FCKGW posted:

a good article

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/07/11/reddit-is-not-the-front-page-of-the-internet.html

Everyone knows there are no girls on the internet - Something Awful, 1999.

# ? Jul 12, 2015 07:09

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 15:41

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

are there any girls in YOSPOS? :q:

# ? Jul 12, 2015 07:24

dimebag dinkman: Feb 20, 2003

https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/3cucye/an_old_team_at_reddit/csz2p3i

Alex Ohanian posted:

It was my decision to change how we work with AMAs and the transition was my failure and I hope we can keep moving forward from that lesson.

wait what lol

# ? Jul 12, 2015 12:56

dimebag dinkman: Feb 20, 2003

great news everyone I'M back in charge!!! by the way i did the bad thing that made everyone mad. anyway moving on

# ? Jul 12, 2015 12:58

fuck. marry. t-rex: Jan 23, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

Gas

# ? Jul 12, 2015 13:43

fuck. marry. t-rex: Jan 23, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

Reddit is good

# ? Jul 12, 2015 13:43

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

VC-funded forum drama

# ? Jul 12, 2015 14:28

crusader_complex: Jun 4, 2012

florida sounds like a magical place

# ? Jul 12, 2015 15:28

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

are there any girls in YOSPOS?

pagancow. but i don't know what happened to her (did she die?)

# ? Jul 12, 2015 15:36

Fuzzy Mammal: Aug 15, 2001; Lipstick Apathy

died in a tragic accident. tried to encode a 4k video to vp9 in software and died of heat stroke instantly. rip.

# ? Jul 12, 2015 16:14

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

dimebag dinkman posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/3cucye/an_old_team_at_reddit/csz2p3i

wait what lol

do my eyes deceive me or is there a response from permabanned pedophile Marshall Banana

# ? Jul 12, 2015 17:34

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

dimebag dinkman posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/3cucye/an_old_team_at_reddit/csz2p3i

wait what lol

# ? Jul 12, 2015 17:36

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/620015596214693888

# ? Jul 12, 2015 17:39

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

people buy sam altman reddit gold. how loving stupid can you get

# ? Jul 12, 2015 17:40

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/620015596214693888

# ? Jul 12, 2015 17:51

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/620015596214693888

# ? Jul 12, 2015 17:53

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

bump_fn posted:

do my eyes deceive me or is there a response from permabanned pedophile Marshall Banana

pretty sure that's a name from an anime and therefore it's probably not the asme pedophile

# ? Jul 12, 2015 17:54

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/620015596214693888

# ? Jul 12, 2015 18:07

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

crusader_complex posted:

florida sounds like a magical place

what radio show was that where they would give a news headline and have callers guess whether it was from florida or germany

# ? Jul 12, 2015 18:44

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

people buy sam altman reddit gold. how loving stupid can you get

what is reddit gold

# ? Jul 12, 2015 18:44

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

it's like buying a fedora tip towards someone

# ? Jul 12, 2015 18:47

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

what is reddit gold

it give you access to the secret place where people pretend to be rich people with top hats and monocles

# ? Jul 12, 2015 18:50

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Boxturret posted:

it give you access to the secret place where people pretend to be rich people with top hats and monocles

isn't that just reddit

# ? Jul 12, 2015 18:51

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

what radio show was that where they would give a news headline and have callers guess whether it was from florida or germany

loveline

# ? Jul 12, 2015 18:51

Davethulhu: Aug 12, 2003; Morbid Hound

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

are there any girls in YOSPOS?

im a girl

# ? Jul 12, 2015 19:25

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

not an FBI agent? :tinfoil:

# ? Jul 12, 2015 19:26

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

what is reddit gold

it's the something awful of reddit, complete with private board where people look down on non-paying redditors

surprisingly, r/lounge is way worse than SA

Condiv fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Jul 12, 2015

# ? Jul 12, 2015 19:28

ultramiraculous: Nov 12, 2003; "No..."; Grimey Drawer

dimebag dinkman posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/3cucye/an_old_team_at_reddit/csz2p3i

wait what lol

# ? Jul 12, 2015 21:07

FCKGW: May 21, 2006

hobbesmaster posted:

loveline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWojvo6RKoQ

# ? Jul 12, 2015 21:35

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

alexis ohanian cares about black people

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/lesterchambers/lesters-time-has-come-today/description

# ? Jul 12, 2015 21:39

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

remember the kid who wrote "novelty checks" out of his checkbook a few pages ago

quote:

Thouhgt I should give an update. Thanks everyone for the advice. I still felt like I should try going to the cops, but everytime I wanted to, I kept getting nervous and chickened out. That lasted about a day, then it turns out my dad looked got a call from the bank and he went absolutely apesh*t.

They stopped all the checks and took my checkbook away. I have no idea if they got the money back from my friends, my dad left for work for a week and he�s not talking to me.

I probably won�t see him for a while because I leave for my trip this week and I�ll be gone for a while. I�m only getting $300 for the trip this time instead of $1000, but I guess it makes sense that im punished somehow.

Biggest lesson learned: don�t mess around with a checkbook, or if you need to, make sure to write void on the checks.

# ? Jul 12, 2015 21:59

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA: May 29, 2008

I mean, I know he's 15 and his friends are 15 and they're all idiots, but lol that they just didn't give a poo poo and deposited the cheques anyways.

I wonder if he wrote them and then realized after that he hosed up and this is his brilliant excuse for what happened.

# ? Jul 12, 2015 22:02

keymaster02: Mar 11, 2014; I had sex with a 32-year old at 16. SA is run by SJWs. Liking 16-year olds is not pedophilia. I hate your pronoun. I like young boys. I donate to the NAACP and probably NAMBLA too.

How much did he write, and who the fsck gives a 15 year old a checkbook. My bank wouldn't even let me have a checking account until I was 18.

# ? Jul 12, 2015 22:07

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

what is reddit gold

it allows reddit to make money from xbox live rejects trying to one-up each other in awfulness while toeing the party line

# ? Jul 12, 2015 22:17

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Wintering Stinkbug posted:

How much did he write, and who the fsck gives a 15 year old a checkbook. My bank wouldn't even let me have a checking account until I was 18.

he wrote $1000 novelty checks for his friends and told them not to cash them

# ? Jul 12, 2015 22:21

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA: May 29, 2008

quote:

I'm entering my third year of college this Fall. Every semester, my dad asks me how much my tuition will be and writes me a check. I always give him the official tuition amount before taking financial aid into consideration. So for the past 2 years, he has given me $20,000/semester and I pocketed around $11,000 each time (I got $11,000 in financial aid from the college so I only had to pay $9,000). I know you might be thinking "Wow, this guy is a bastard" but my dad is rich as hell and it makes no difference to him.
Anyway, he recently discovered what I'm doing and has threatened to take "legal action". Can he actually do that?

# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:36