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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Keldoclock posted:

As always, there is a relevant xkcd. Hopefully linking those isn't going to get me banned.


So would it be "Vōs fututo, gaudeo!" or is there more that needs to be changed?

I, uh, would rather strongly recommend that you rehost the image on imgur or something.

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Image leeching is only allowed from your own sites. While image linking from Wikipedia is allowed, you shouldn't do it because it's a donation based site. So basically always use Imgur, it takes just a few seconds. And never post Xkcd because it's a poo poo comic made by a pompous rear end. "Former Nasa roboticist" = a trainee for a few months. Maybe I'll start calling myself a veteran because I've been a peacetime conscript.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hogge Wild posted:

Image leeching is only allowed from your own sites. While image linking from Wikipedia is allowed, you shouldn't do it because it's a donation based site. So basically always use Imgur, it takes just a few seconds. And never post Xkcd because it's a poo poo comic made by a pompous rear end. "Former Nasa roboticist" = a trainee for a few months. Maybe I'll start calling myself a veteran because I've been a peacetime conscript.

Thank you for your service.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Hogge Wild posted:

Image leeching is only allowed from your own sites. While image linking from Wikipedia is allowed, you shouldn't do it because it's a donation based site. So basically always use Imgur, it takes just a few seconds. And never post Xkcd because it's a poo poo comic made by a pompous rear end. "Former Nasa roboticist" = a trainee for a few months. Maybe I'll start calling myself a veteran because I've been a peacetime conscript.

Hegel called me that. It's totally ok if you're an american. Veteranus.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Hogge Wild posted:

Image leeching is only allowed from your own sites. While image linking from Wikipedia is allowed, you shouldn't do it because it's a donation based site. So basically always use Imgur, it takes just a few seconds. And never post Xkcd because it's a poo poo comic made by a pompous rear end. "Former Nasa roboticist" = a trainee for a few months. Maybe I'll start calling myself a veteran because I've been a peacetime conscript.

Hi grover

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Imgur tips:

if you want to post an online image: right-click the image you want, choose copy image address, go to Imgur and click ctrl-v

if you want to post a cropped image from your computer: open the image with Paint, use select tool, ctrl-c, go to Imgur and click ctrl-v

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Hogge Wild posted:

Image leeching is only allowed from your own sites. While image linking from Wikipedia is allowed, you shouldn't do it because it's a donation based site. So basically always use Imgur, it takes just a few seconds.

No this is super outdated. It's been kosher to directly link images from Wikipedia and other very large sites for years. A particularly popular SA thread is only a blip on Wikipedia's hosting bills, and the primary reason to rehost from it or other sites is if you want to ensure the original site won't change it or delete it.

It's not 2004, an SA thread causing 1000 megabytes of transfer from any major site no longer means you cost someone a bunch in bandwidth overages or temporarily take down the site. If you feel guilty about it, toss Wikipedia a 25 cent donation to cover 100,000% of the cost of the bandwidth.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Nintendo Kid posted:

No this is super outdated. It's been kosher to directly link images from Wikipedia and other very large sites for years. A particularly popular SA thread is only a blip on Wikipedia's hosting bills, and the primary reason to rehost from it or other sites is if you want to ensure the original site won't change it or delete it.

It's not 2004, an SA thread causing 1000 megabytes of transfer from any major site no longer means you cost someone a bunch in bandwidth overages or temporarily take down the site. If you feel guilty about it, toss Wikipedia a 25 cent donation to cover 100,000% of the cost of the bandwidth.

I asked that last year from some mod and the answer was that you shouldn't really link to Wikipedia images. Eh, looks like that the mods didn't know.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Hogge Wild posted:

Imgur tips:

if you want to post an online image: right-click the image you want, choose copy image address, go to Imgur and click ctrl-v

if you want to post a cropped image from your computer: open the image with Paint, use select tool, ctrl-c, go to Imgur and click ctrl-v

Or get the SALR extention, which will rehost your image on Imgur directly.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Any site that crashes cuz an image there got posted SA deserves to do under imho hth

parola oli perseest

Munin
Nov 14, 2004


Arglebargle III posted:

One thing that came up at lunch was which came first: milk consumption or pastoralism? There are other reasons to herd sheep and goats than milk production, for example. If pastoralists lived with milk-bearing animals without exploiting their raw milk as food, there may have been a selection pressure for lactase persistence within those populations.

Also I wonder if cheese production came before or after lactase persistence, but I think the living in proximity to an inaccessible food source that's the important thing genetically. (And of course everyone carries the gene for lactase, I'm not suggesting that living near grass would allow people to eat grass. Lactase persistence is a minor change in regulatory genes if I understand it correctly.)

edit: Yeah I checked and lactase persistence is only two single-nucleotide mutations. The sequence coding for lactase itself is highly conserved.

I'm speculating here but my bet is definitely pastoralism before direct milk consumption. There are a whole slew of ways to process milk to make it more palatable to lactose intolerant people. From butter to yogurtthe wonderful energy richness of milk can be accessed in many ways. You have examples of a slew of methods across the world like say Mursik in Kenya which involves the natural souring of milk in specially treated gourds.

Being able to drink milk straight is obviously a huge advantage given its evolutionary success but lactose intolerance is not a total barrier to the exploitation of milk.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
No website is getting crashed by this dead gay forum.

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
How effective were messenger systems in the ancient world? If you were a dude in Roman Spain and you wanted to send a letter to someone in Jerusalem, how often would the letter be waylaid/lost? How about sending messages during, say, the reign of Alexander the Great or under Cleopatra?

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

cheerfullydrab posted:

I thought in this episode they were talking about going to Macedonia, which was definitely the middle of nowhere.


Also, if I recall, while Greece had all sorts of history it was never, ever a particularly rich part of the ancient world compared to, say, Egypt or Persia. Standards of living were a bit Spartan, if you will :agesilaus:

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


On the whole milk debate, much more interesting is who ever thought up Cow Blowing first: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_blowing

Basically: blow air up a cow's vagina or anus to stimulate more milk production. We know this happened all the way up to the 19th century in some places but certainly from near the start of bovine domestication.

Also, why do many sub-saharan pastoralists have shitloads of cows but mostly drink their blood rather than their milk?

edit: reading a bit more, it does seem that more milk than I thought was also used by sub-saharan people but again, more mixed with blood. Probably disregard that question then, I think: answer seems pretty obvious. Just other ways of extracting rich nutrition.

NLJP fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Jul 12, 2015

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Rollofthedice posted:

How effective were messenger systems in the ancient world? If you were a dude in Roman Spain and you wanted to send a letter to someone in Jerusalem, how often would the letter be waylaid/lost? How about sending messages during, say, the reign of Alexander the Great or under Cleopatra?

Augustus organized the cursus publicus, which was a state system for transporting mail and officials around the empire. It had regularly spaced stations with horses, the same idea as the Mongol system or the Pony Express except Romans had good roads.

However you're asking about just being a normal dude. There was not a public postal service that we are aware of. If you had money and influence I would bet you could use the cursus publicus. If you wanted to send a message you'd have to hire a courier, or find someone (likely a merchant/sailor) going there already and get him to bring it. I'd guess most merchant ships and caravans were carrying mail as well, seems like an easy way to make a little extra money.

As for how reliable, I don't think anyone knows. The cursus publicus I'd guess was quite reliable when the empire was in good shape. Merchants, depends on if something happens to them. If you're talking like 100 AD there aren't bandits or pirates everywhere so environmental hazards would be your only real problem.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Maybe it was easier for soldiers to send mail? Eg. this guy had sent many letters: http://www.livescience.com/43900-ancient-egyptian-soldier-letter-deciphered.html

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
Does anyone know of any good sources to go to regarding the structure of Roman politics and law?

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

Star Man posted:

Does anyone know of any good sources to go to regarding the structure of Roman politics and law?

Lily Ross Taylor's various books (Party Politics in the Age of Caesar, Roman Voting Assemblies, The Voting Districts of the Roman Republic, etc) have a lot about the structure of the Roman political/voting system and are a tolerable read in terms of style, assuming you're a weirdo like me and get excited about electioneering rules from two thousand years ago.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Tao Jones posted:

Lily Ross Taylor's various books (Party Politics in the Age of Caesar, Roman Voting Assemblies, The Voting Districts of the Roman Republic, etc) have a lot about the structure of the Roman political/voting system and are a tolerable read in terms of style, assuming you're a weirdo like me and get excited about electioneering rules from two thousand years ago.

Well, even though I've taken three semesters of Latin and am registered for an upper-division class this autumn called "Rome and the Caesars", I would like to know what the gently caress I'm talking about when I base characters in fiction around the Roman political system.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




NLJP posted:

On the whole milk debate, much more interesting is who ever thought up Cow Blowing first: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_blowing

Basically: blow air up a cow's vagina or anus to stimulate more milk production. We know this happened all the way up to the 19th century in some places but certainly from near the start of bovine domestication.

Also, why do many sub-saharan pastoralists have shitloads of cows but mostly drink their blood rather than their milk?

edit: reading a bit more, it does seem that more milk than I thought was also used by sub-saharan people but again, more mixed with blood. Probably disregard that question then, I think: answer seems pretty obvious. Just other ways of extracting rich nutrition.

So basically there was one adventurous dude in antiquity who one day asked himself "I wonder what would happen if I blow in this cow's rear end in a top hat."

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Hogge Wild posted:

Maybe it was easier for soldiers to send mail? Eg. this guy had sent many letters: http://www.livescience.com/43900-ancient-egyptian-soldier-letter-deciphered.html

There would've been constant travel to and from the legions by merchants and military, so I would guess finding someone to carry mail was easier for soldiers, yeah.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Alhazred posted:

So basically there was one adventurous dude in antiquity who one day asked himself "I wonder what would happen if I blow in this cow's rear end in a top hat."

Never underestimate the ideas that bored people with access to farm animals might get.

DECANUS! WE NEED OLIVE OIL AND A CORNU!

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
Hm... Bessy is producing a lot more milk recently... I wonder what happened...

*Quintus starts shuffling his feet awkwardly*

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




my dad posted:


*Quintus starts shuffling his feet awkwardly*

:byodood:Well, I certainly didn't drink too much wine and started to blow Bessy's vagina like she was a loving balloon animal!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Wonder if it works on humans too?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
You are reading my mind.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I've been told that it can cause a fatal embolism, so don't try that.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Oh. I just had a hunch that some dude blew air up his farm wives vag and she noticed her mams tingling the next day. So the obvious conclusion would be to blow air up ol dried up Betsy the cow.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

cheerfullydrab posted:

I thought in this episode they were talking about going to Macedonia, which was definitely the middle of nowhere.

Wasn't Macedonia one of the richest provinces? I know that politicians wanted to land Macedonia as their governorship for that sweet, sweet tax income

so they wouldn't get shanked by their lenders for the massive debt they were in thanks to the wonders of the Roman political process

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?

Halloween Jack posted:

I've been told that it can cause a fatal embolism, so don't try that.

I think SA has a thread for these types of questions.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




LingcodKilla posted:

Oh. I just had a hunch that some dude blew air up his farm wives vag


:byodame:Baby, I don't think this is what they mean with the word blowjob

Alhazred fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Jul 13, 2015

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
paging jauchecharly

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Thx, but no.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


JaucheCharly posted:

Thx, but no.

Hey man, blow into a fish and maybe more glue???

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
I'll ask the dude in Bulgaria. If we're lucky he'll think that we have a language problem.

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all
Question 1. Why did Romans seem to love building giant gaudy tombs?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyramid_of_Cestius

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomb_of_Eurysaces_the_Baker

Question 2. Are there any other big stupid Roman tombs?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Why do you know who Marcus Eurysaces was?

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Ghetto Prince posted:

Question 1. Why did Romans seem to love building giant gaudy tombs?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyramid_of_Cestius

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomb_of_Eurysaces_the_Baker

Question 2. Are there any other big stupid Roman tombs?

Why did/does pretty much everyone seem to love building giant tombs or gaudy memorials? It's hardly a thing that's exclusive to Romans, or even the ancient world.

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

PT6A posted:

Why did/does pretty much everyone seem to love building giant tombs or gaudy memorials? It's hardly a thing that's exclusive to Romans, or even the ancient world.

I noticed this when I visited Westminster Cathedral. Lots of people buying elaborate tombs for themselves and their loved ones.

I assume it's driven by rich, influential people who have spent their lives being important and celebrated facing their own mortality and becoming terrified that they'll be forgotten by history. Which they were, of course. Nobody cares who the 4th Duke of North Umberland was.

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