The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Strawman: Feb 9, 2008; Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

The Nastier Nate posted:

Looks like those clowns in congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns.

Hows it keep up with the news like that?

# ? Jul 12, 2015 16:13

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# ? May 31, 2024 18:30

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Monday_ posted:

I heard that guy's rear end has it's own Congressman.

I heard he went into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

# ? Jul 12, 2015 16:32

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

We drove around until 3 am looking for another All-You-Can-Eat fish restaurant.

# ? Jul 12, 2015 16:39

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Root Bear posted:

We drove around until 3 am looking for another All-You-Can-Eat fish restaurant.

Ok, fish. You're probably wondering why I'm still here. Catching you will make me the most famous fisherman there is. Right up there with... uh... that bald guy on the cable fishing show.

# ? Jul 12, 2015 16:47

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Ok, fish. You're probably wondering why I'm still here. Catching you will make me the most famous fisherman there is. Right up there with... uh... that bald guy on the cable fishing show.

I think he should have to take a different oath.

# ? Jul 12, 2015 17:28

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Root Bear posted:

We drove around until 3 am looking for another All-You-Can-Eat fish restaurant.

Do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?

# ? Jul 12, 2015 17:31

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

The Nastier Nate posted:

Looks like those clowns in congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns.

Wait a second, I want to tack on a rider to that quote�$30 million of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.

# ? Jul 12, 2015 18:17

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

TMMadman posted:

Wait a second, I want to tack on a rider to that quote�$30 million of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.

Oh, you mean like when a clown dies?

# ? Jul 12, 2015 18:25

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Oh, you mean like when a clown dies?

# ? Jul 12, 2015 19:40

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Oh, you mean like when a clown dies?

# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:38

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Everything Counts posted:

Mom, is Krusty going to kill us? :ohdear:

# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:40

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Mom, is Krusty going to kill us?

# ? Jul 12, 2015 23:47

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Mom, is Krusty going to kill us?

That's for the courts to decide

# ? Jul 13, 2015 00:25

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

OK. So here's where Itchy lunges at Poochie with a rusty chainsaw. Cue sound effects.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Rustier!

# ? Jul 13, 2015 00:30

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

That's for the courts to decide

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

# ? Jul 13, 2015 02:28

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Do over Ham posted:

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Mmmm... unexplained bacon.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 02:38

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Monday_ posted:

Mmmm... unexplained bacon.

Mmmm...forbidden donut.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 02:53

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Do over Ham posted:

Mmmm...forbidden donut.

Mmmmmmmm...free goo...

# ? Jul 13, 2015 03:19

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Mmmmmmmmm.... invisible cola (2015).

# ? Jul 13, 2015 03:28

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

It was a tumultuous time for our nation. The clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live. The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. And the domestication of the dog continued unabated.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 05:16

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Do over Ham posted:

It was a tumultuous time for our nation. The clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live. The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. And the domestication of the dog continued unabated.

Oh, I know this story! The year is nineteen-aught-six. The President is the Divine Miss Sarah Bernhardt. And all over America, people were doing a dance called the Funky Grandpa!

# ? Jul 13, 2015 06:19

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

And the domestication of the dog continued unabated.

_{_{The shifty eyes is how you know he's evil}}

# ? Jul 13, 2015 07:59

Baka-nin: Jan 25, 2015

Jerusalem posted:

_{_{The shifty eyes is how you know he's evil}}

"What is it, boy? Fire? Earthquake? Hippies?"

# ? Jul 13, 2015 14:57

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Everything Counts posted:

Oh, I know this story! The year is nineteen-aught-six. The President is the Divine Miss Sarah Bernhardt. And all over America, people were doing a dance called the Funky Grandpa!

Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles�

# ? Jul 13, 2015 15:07

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Mister Kingdom posted:

Mmmmmmmm...free goo...

If I can keep down Arby's, I can keep down you!

# ? Jul 13, 2015 16:03

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Jerusalem posted:

_{_{The shifty eyes is how you know he's evil}}

And the dog in the Coppertone ad, same thing?

# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:43

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

PT6A posted:

If I can keep down Arby's, I can keep down you!

I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's!

Why does every rag on Arby's? I've never had a problem eating at one.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 19:06

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

The Nastier Nate posted:

I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's!

Why does every rag on Arby's? I've never had a problem eating at one.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 19:35

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

TMMadman posted:

Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles�

Dickety? Highly dubious. :smug:

# ? Jul 13, 2015 19:39

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

The Nastier Nate posted:

I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's!

Why does every rag on Arby's? I've never had a problem eating at one.

I'm going to spit in every 50th Arby's Burger!

# ? Jul 13, 2015 19:41

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

The Nastier Nate posted:

I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's!

Why does every rag on Arby's? I've never had a problem eating at one.

Grade F Meat: Mostly circus animals, some filler.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 20:20

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Grade F Meat: Mostly circus animals, some filler.

More testicles mean more iron.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 20:47

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Luigi Thirty posted:

More testicles mean more iron.

There's very little meat in these gym mats.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 21:41

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Root Bear posted:

And the dog in the Coppertone ad, same thing?

Ehhh, that's a gray area.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 22:49

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Roark posted:

Dickety? Highly dubious.

What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!

# ? Jul 14, 2015 00:23

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

The Nastier Nate posted:

I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's!

Why does every rag on Arby's? I've never had a problem eating at one.

Boy, they're really socking it to that Spiro Agnew guy. He must work there or something.

I don't think everyone is ragging on Arby's, just some of the Simpsons writers. It's quite ironic actually as it is much easier to pass off inferior quality ground beef than it is to pass off inferior quality thinly sliced roast beef. I have also never had any problems with Arbys. I guess it just has an inferior brand name since it isn't advertised or pushed as much nationally as are the big hamburger fast food brand names.