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Why is The Architect talking to Abe Lincoln? quote:
Because if American auto plants made small cars instead of bigger cars, there would be fewer jobs because...? Or is the implication that bigger cars require more people to work on it? Oh no I get it, Obama said something so it must be bad and wrong and I must disagree with it. quote:
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Jul 13, 2015 19:49
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I'm pretty certain Lincoln would be extremely pissed off that it took South Carolina this long to take down the treasonous flag of the southern rebellion. Do these people not get that above all else Lincoln wanted to prevent secession? Using his likeness to say "no it's totally cool we keep that flag around" would be like using Winston Churchill to say "nah nazi flags are totally sweet".
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Jul 13, 2015 19:53
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inkblot posted:I'm pretty certain Lincoln would be extremely pissed off that it took South Carolina this long to take down the treasonous flag of the southern rebellion. Do these people not get that above all else Lincoln wanted to prevent secession? Using his likeness to say "no it's totally cool we keep that flag around" would be like using Winston Churchill to say "nah nazi flags are totally sweet". Lincoln didn't get to stick around for much of Reconstruction, so he probably assumed the flag would be removed without debate.
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Jul 13, 2015 19:55
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1. Draw 10-minute caricature of public figure looking straight at camera, making sure to overemphasize a feature at random (say, front teeth?) 2. Think of the oldest joke you know. Like, super loving old. It should predate the Magna Carta if possible. Scrawl it on the pure white background. 3. Spend maybe two more minutes on layout. Those two panels aren't the same height, but eh who gives a poo poo 4. Add super-obnoxious arrow 5. Send to editor; await paycheck Gorrell's five-year vacation continues.
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Jul 13, 2015 19:57
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On the subject of Walker, the AFL-CIO made a statement today about his candidacy:
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Jul 13, 2015 19:57
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Mr. Squishy posted:Confirmed: Bors is a DC fanboy. Remind me why we like this chucklehead again? Because all sane goons love DC.
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Jul 13, 2015 20:04
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inkblot posted:I'm pretty certain Lincoln would be extremely pissed off that it took South Carolina this long to take down the treasonous flag of the southern rebellion. Do these people not get that above all else Lincoln wanted to prevent secession? Using his likeness to say "no it's totally cool we keep that flag around" would be like using Winston Churchill to say "nah nazi flags are totally sweet". They look at the "With malice toward none, with charity for all" bit of his inauguration speech and ignore the much longer "until every drop of blood drawn with the lash shall be paid by another drawn with the sword," bit
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Jul 13, 2015 20:08
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Crowsbeak posted:Because all sane goons love DC. I guess the BSS general chat thread is full of crazy people? 
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Jul 13, 2015 20:08
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prefect posted:I guess the BSS general chat thread is full of crazy people? yes
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Jul 13, 2015 20:09
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Crowsbeak posted:Because all sane goons love DC. By that criterion, that is the empty set.
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Jul 13, 2015 20:10
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prefect posted:I guess the BSS general chat thread is full of crazy people? p much yeah
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Jul 13, 2015 20:11
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I love the WWJD bracelet. Why of course, Biblical Jesus would most definitely cast the first stone and live by the sword!  Actually, these kind of people would probably find it so much easier as Jews or Muslims. Or even Stalinists. Just don't make appeals to Jesus loving Christ, god drat it. Nenonen fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Jul 13, 2015 |
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Jul 13, 2015 20:17
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Krinkle posted:Is it time to eat my vegetables? Did I miss it? I've been sitting on a related but barely worth it image for a week. There's not been many vegan comix, but I can throw a few brussel sprouts your way.  'Meat eaters are evil and know they're evil' -a carnist - a vegatarian.  . . .Oh yes, you have never ever let your opinions known. You've just shown us what happens. You certainly haven't ever told us that we're filthy meat eaters that only care how things taste. You've *never* implied that you want to hurt or even murder people who own cattle. And you've most certainly never drawn your opponents as hideous subhuman creatures with warts and loving yellow eyes. 
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Jul 13, 2015 20:27
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Jul 13, 2015 20:42
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Now change Lee to Stalin.
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Jul 13, 2015 20:45
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Fried Chicken posted:They look at the "With malice toward none, with charity for all" bit of his inauguration speech and ignore the much longer "until every drop of blood drawn with the lash shall be paid by another drawn with the sword," bit quote:Fondly do we hope, fervently do we pray, that this mighty scourge of war may speedily pass away. Yet, if God wills that it continue until all the wealth piled by the bondsman's two hundred and fifty years of unrequited toil shall be sunk, and until every drop of blood drawn with the lash shall be paid by another drawn with the sword, as was said three thousand years ago, so still it must be said "the judgments of the Lord are true and righteous altogether."
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Jul 13, 2015 20:48
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"Sherman! Theyre back" "On it boss" And then Sherman rode a burning flying eye wheel to drive out the CFA.
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Jul 13, 2015 20:49
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I'm absolutely loving Terry Wise's triumphant return to cartooning.
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Jul 13, 2015 20:54
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Yeah, this. I'm sure Lincoln hangs out with Robert loving Lee in the afterlife. I know this guy's an aging white hack and I shouldn't care, but this is so friggin tasteless, just, argh.
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Jul 13, 2015 20:59
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It's Monday  
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Jul 13, 2015 21:09
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Rorus Raz posted:It's Monday I would have gone with Satan saying "Wii're waiting!"
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Jul 13, 2015 21:11
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loving judgemental carnists!! *scribbles highly visible armpit hair onto caricature of a woman I disagree with*
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Jul 13, 2015 21:13
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Shugojin posted:I would have gone with Satan saying "Wii're waiting!"  I feel kinda bad for laughing.
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Jul 13, 2015 21:13
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Shugojin posted:I would have gone with Satan saying "Wii're waiting!" Wii want to play works better. Throwback to the wii commercials.
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Jul 13, 2015 21:14
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Shugojin posted:I would have gone with Satan saying "Wii're waiting!" but Kelly knowing enough about the subject to make that pun would have undermined the joke
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Jul 13, 2015 21:15
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LGD posted:but Kelly knowing enough about the subject to make that pun would have undermined the joke It already has multiple jokes Kelly wouldn't know to make  (awesome edit though  )
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Jul 13, 2015 21:17
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I tried multiple other jokes but the word balloon is only so big and forced the text to an ugly size. Other jokes: "Mama-Mia!" "Ready Player One!" "Go Directly...to Hell" (Korner Kelly was "Nintend'oh")
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Jul 13, 2015 21:20
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This reminds me, I swear I once saw a cartoon with MLK and Malcolm X looking down from a cloud and saying something along the lines of "Isn't it a shame Obama won only because he was black?" "Yeah, breaks my heart, King". Has anyone still got that?
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Jul 13, 2015 21:30
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Crowsbeak posted:Because all sane goons love DC.
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Jul 13, 2015 21:30
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Irony Be My Shield posted:This reminds me, I swear I once saw a cartoon with MLK and Malcolm X looking down from a cloud and saying something along the lines of "Isn't it a shame Obama won only because he was black?" "Yeah, breaks my heart, King". Has anyone still got that? Not that, but severe racist Glenn McCoy drew this: 
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Jul 13, 2015 21:48
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D.N. Nation posted:Not that, but severe racist Glenn McCoy drew this: "So yeah, I'm an Obama supporter."
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Jul 13, 2015 22:00
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D.N. Nation posted:Not that, but severe racist Glenn McCoy drew this: Is that supposed to be St. Peter? Dude is looking loving creepy these days. Hitler B. Natural posted:"So yeah, I'm an Obama supporter." drat, beaten.
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Jul 13, 2015 22:03
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Zanzibar Ham posted:So one person helps the environment by driving a small car, while other people help the environment by car-pooling. What's wrong? Apparently the UAW, who he cares about sooooo much, only wants to make suv's. Poor management can't say a word otherwise, no matter how much theu want smaller cars.
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Jul 13, 2015 22:03
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E-Tank posted:There's not been many vegan comix, but I can throw a few brussel sprouts your way. If we kill animals they might die, but they will thank us for all the elbow room. 
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Jul 13, 2015 22:13
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Rorus Raz posted:It's Monday The subtle Earthbound reference proves ward has good taste in games.
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Jul 13, 2015 22:32
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:The subtle Earthbound reference proves ward has good taste in games.
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Jul 13, 2015 22:35
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:The subtle Earthbound reference proves ward has good taste in games. Unlike that trickster Jon Stewart, Rorus doesn't append the artist's signature to his fake ones. 
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Jul 13, 2015 22:41
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Taciturn Tactician posted:Unlike that trickster Jon Stewart, Rorus doesn't append the artist's signature to his fake ones. Oh what a fool I've been.
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Jul 13, 2015 22:43
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:The subtle Earthbound reference proves ward has good taste in games. 
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Rorus Raz posted:It's Monday I love any Kelly comic
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