Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Ghostlight posted:

Actually his costume owns.
It's distinctive, has a simple enough design that you can alter the details without changing the essential costume, and the 'cape' offers a lot of scope for drawing it to dramatically highlight anything about Sinister's character from his creepiness, power, shadowy nature, or simply filling up a panel to make him seem a larger presence than he would otherwise. You can strip a lot of details away from Sinister, but the cape is such a good artistic tool for visually conveying Sinister as something more than a boob in a bodysuit that it's no wonder artists don't stray far from it.

Also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qd6vRG9aWE&t=4m55s

And this goober is exactly why Marvel will never ever change it. Sinister's costume is seared in the minds of 90s manchildren because as a stand-alone design it does work, but it has no loving business on a hybrid of Victorian and Nazi science-gone-bad. Oh if only I had said as much in my original post... if only... what a world that would have been...

New page, have Sinister holding baby Cable:

# ? Jul 13, 2015 17:15

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# ? May 9, 2024 15:19

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

mind the walrus posted:

And this goober is exactly why Marvel will never ever change it. Sinister's costume is seared in the minds of 90s manchildren because as a stand-alone design it does work, but it has no loving business on a hybrid of Victorian and Nazi science-gone-bad. Oh if only I had said as much in my original post... if only... what a world that would have been...

You don't want a hybrid of Victorian and Nazi science-gone-bad.

You want STAAAAAAHHHHHHDUST!

# ? Jul 13, 2015 17:45

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Gavok posted:

You don't want a hybrid of Victorian and Nazi science-gone-bad.

You want STAAAAAAHHHHHHDUST!

Coooooooodyyyyyyyyyyy

# ? Jul 13, 2015 18:10

Milotic: Mar 4, 2009; 9CL apologist; Slippery Tilde

TheCenturion posted:

That's got to be a riff on Nextwave.

Edit: GD it, wrong post. I meant Agent Hill going off on how much she hates Hank McCoy.

Yeah, I hadn't picked up on that until you and Cassa mentioned it, but you're right and I love it.

Nextwave: Agents of Hate #6. The series divides opinion here, but I'm posting funny panels, and if people don't like it, I don't care, post funny panels in response. Too much kvetching in the image threads on what is funny or badass.

# ? Jul 13, 2015 20:32

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

mind the walrus posted:

And this goober is exactly why Marvel will never ever change it. Sinister's costume is seared in the minds of 90s manchildren because as a stand-alone design it does work, but it has no loving business on a hybrid of Victorian and Nazi science-gone-bad. Oh if only I had said as much in my original post... if only... what a world that would have been...

I'm an 80s manchild, thank you very much.

e: it's ironic you complain about 90s manchildren since that's when all the Victorian sciencemans stuff was bolted on to him. Your complaint is exactly backward - his retroactive backstory doesn't match his costume.

Ghostlight fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Jul 13, 2015

# ? Jul 13, 2015 21:04

Cangelosi: Nov 17, 2004; "It's cute," he said to himself warily, "but it's not normal."

Milotic posted:

Nextwave: Agents of Hate #6. The series divides opinion here, but I'm posting funny panels, and if people don't like it, I don't care, post funny panels in response. Too much kvetching in the image threads on what is funny or badass.

Hey, no complaints here. I'm pretty sure most archvillians internalize those sorts of monologues all the time.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 00:37

an overdue owl: Feb 26, 2012; hoot

mind the walrus posted:

And this goober is exactly why Marvel will never ever change it. Sinister's costume is seared in the minds of 90s manchildren because as a stand-alone design it does work, but it has no loving business on a hybrid of Victorian and Nazi science-gone-bad.

Actually I am a hybrid of Victorian and Nazi science-gone-bad and that's exactly the kind of thing we love to wear.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 01:04

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

That's basically what goes on in Doom's head every time he sees the Fantastic Four.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 01:04

Section Z: Oct 1, 2008; Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?; Pillbug

All this talk about what a PROPER nazi science villain should look like got me searching for Baron Zemo panels.

Because I am apparently nine years old, I came across this and laughed at it instead.

EDIT: Requesting funny Baron Zemo panels, TIA.

Section Z fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Jul 14, 2015

# ? Jul 14, 2015 01:12

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Is that how physics works? Who the gently caress knows.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 01:50

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

The shield is essentially magic.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 01:56

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Zemo is hilarious because you have a supervillain nazi who glued his own mask to his face.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:01

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Section Z posted:

All this talk about what a PROPER nazi science villain should look like got me searching for Baron Zemo panels.

Because I am apparently nine years old, I came across this and laughed at it instead.

EDIT: Requesting funny Baron Zemo panels, TIA.

Reminds me of some fan art of Steve and Thor practicing the shield/hammer move from Avengers: Age of Ultron.
part 1
part 2

# ? Jul 14, 2015 02:02

Panama Red: Jul 30, 2003; Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self destruct

Agent Venom, ladies and gentlemen

Amazing Spider-Man #335

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:13

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

I think there might actually be another Nextwave scene that's even closer to the Hill scene posted. Dirk Anger had a lot of good rants.

EDIT: Oh man, I hadn't read nextwave since I saw AoU:

SynthOrange posted:

Is that how physics works? Who the gently caress knows.

Vibranium!

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Jul 14, 2015

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:19

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

SynthOrange posted:

Zemo is hilarious because you have a supervillain nazi who glued his own mask to his face.

Then his kid had the same thing happen.

Bad poo poo just runs in that family. If Zemo ever has kids, he better keep them the gently caress away from all things sticky.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 06:54

Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; by LadyAmbien

Doomsday Squadron #6

The squad is looking for intelligent life

the only question is, which newark?

what a strange and awkward way to say "martial arts"!

# ? Jul 14, 2015 07:23

Discendo Vox: Mar 21, 2013; We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Sizone posted:

what a strange and awkward way to say "martial arts"!

It's a very dumb reference to this scene.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 07:57

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Then his kid had the same thing happen.

No it didn't. He got his face melted.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 09:44

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Lurdiak posted:

No it didn't. He got his face melted.

You mean he should have glued his mask on?

# ? Jul 14, 2015 10:09

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

The Lone Badger posted:

You mean he should have glued his mask on?

Later on he dove into a volcano wearing a thermally insulated suit but forgot his glove, so this is kind of a running issue with him.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 10:13

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Lurdiak posted:

No it didn't. He got his face melted.

I thought he got it glued on with ADHESIVE X or whatever it was called, just like his pop. Weird.

Maybe a retcon?

# ? Jul 14, 2015 11:19

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I thought he got it glued on with ADHESIVE X or whatever it was called, just like his pop. Weird.

Maybe a retcon?

The next time Elder Zemo shows up, I want somebody to point out that a guy named "Paste-Pot Pete" was more competent than him.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 11:47

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Then his kid had the same thing happen.

Bad poo poo just runs in that family.

It also runs in the Red Skull family.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 12:19

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I thought he got it glued on with ADHESIVE X or whatever it was called, just like his pop. Weird.

Maybe a retcon?

No, I'm pretty sure you're just wrong.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 13:28

redbackground: Sep 24, 2007; BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!; Grimey Drawer

Lurdiak posted:

No it didn't. He got his face melted.

Deadpool, you give Zemo back his mask right this instant!

# ? Jul 14, 2015 14:27

joehonkie: Jan 12, 2006; I'm a member of STARS.

Lurdiak posted:

No, I'm pretty sure you're just wrong.

You could have looked it up instead of being a knowitall.

Funny Panel ahead:

Okay, not that funny. Avengers 6

How does he eat?

joehonkie fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Jul 14, 2015

# ? Jul 14, 2015 14:49

Tavarin: May 10, 2003; I am definitely a madman with a box

joehonkie posted:

You could have looked it up instead of being a knowitall.

Funny Panel ahead:

Okay, not that funny. Avengers 6

How does he eat?

That's Baron Zemo Sr

Baron Zemo Jr fell into a vat of boiling, specially-treated Adhesive X during his first appearance as the villain Phoenix in Captain America #168, during the Secret Empire storyline.

Tons of stuff happened to him because of Thunderbolts though, so that might have been changed.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 15:52

joehonkie: Jan 12, 2006; I'm a member of STARS.

Tavarin posted:

That's Baron Zemo Sr

Baron Zemo Jr fell into a vat of boiling, specially-treated Adhesive X during his first appearance as the villain Phoenix in Captain America #168, during the Secret Empire storyline.

Tons of stuff happened to him because of Thunderbolts though, so that might have been changed.

Oh right, then.

I wish they would stop with generations of people who somehow look and act exactly like their parents. It's silly and confusing. Especially since half the time their parents come back to life.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 15:55

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

joehonkie posted:

You could have looked it up instead of being a knowitall.

I don't need to look up what my birthday is, and I don't need to look up useless facts about Captain America villains. I just know.

Do not mouth off to Cap's war buddies.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 16:09

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

I thought the Torch was famous for that in Marvel land?

# ? Jul 14, 2015 16:28

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

goatface posted:

I thought the Torch was famous for that in Marvel land?

Nah. It's top-secret, but Bucky and Hammond bust it out whenever they need to shut someone up.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 16:29

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

I thought Fury knew, and the FF and Namor. That means it should be known by every single hacker in the world, Ben Grimm's poker table, and anyone Namor has exchanged pillow-talk with.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 16:44