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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:im making GBS threads atm That's hawt  The blurb putting down women who like pretty boys makes me think he might not be safe. Not badboy unsafe. Like, screws loose unsafe. BTW, the dude isn't fat or really unattractive. Just a bit of the deathstare going on in his picture. I don't think this guy's profile pic was taken at a wake...    This guy kind of makes me sad. His username is speedy_g  Poor little guy. Bored fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Jul 15, 2015 |
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Jul 15, 2015 08:17
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Risky posted:
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Jul 15, 2015 09:30
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Bored posted:Oh my yes. If only there were somewhere that Yes go for it! Helps keep the thread from becoming creepy levels of ladybashing. We need more queer queers too. Oh cool you did. You should ask the second dude if he's ever read Ayn Rand!
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Jul 15, 2015 09:45
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's could meet and maybe set up dates. One where they might not have to make eye contact for a while.
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Coolness Averted posted:Yes go for it! Helps keep the thread from becoming creepy levels of ladybashing. Hah! I'm not starting a conversation with any of these people. But I was surprised I didn't see it in there, too. I thought "mensans" and ayn rand went hand-in-hand. Lot of INTJ dudes, too. But most of them don't have anything super weird beyond that in their profiles. One dude did proudly proclaim he was a tumblrite, but I saw no references to fanfiction and there was no mention of cultural appropriation. There are a lot of guys that don't really fill out any of the about things. Most of them don't look nearly as much like serial killers as this guy, though.  Another really low effort one:  heh. And no, I didn't crop anything out. That is all he had filled out. tumblrite:    Unrelated to the above username, but this seems like a really unfortunate reflection off of his glasses. He should fix that poo poo:  I'm kind of tempted to fix it for him, but what if his eyes really are crossed like that. Bored fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Jul 15, 2015 |
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Jul 15, 2015 10:05
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I would edit out the names imo just in case. Also I decided to gently caress around with flag mod and came across a massive schlong.
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Jul 15, 2015 14:02
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Lawman 0 posted:I would edit out the names imo just in case. Post the pics
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Jul 15, 2015 14:04
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has anyone tried catfishing before?
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Jul 15, 2015 16:24
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I just got a message from a woman in Luxembourg 
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Jul 15, 2015 20:43
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Lawman 0 posted:I would edit out the names imo just in case. Justanotherazz wants the attention and there actually wasn't anything wrong with bewb, I'm just really juvenile. Took your advice on the mensan, though. I didn't include speedy's full username. Dicksport is only posted because of his name and lack of anything on profile. Even if it's related to Dick's Sporting Goods, you have to admit it is a terrible choice for an okcupid profile name. I'm kind of amazed at how many people answer yes to "I think homosexuality is a sin". Bored fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Jul 15, 2015 |
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Jul 15, 2015 22:04
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EZipperelli posted:There's about 7 different women that come up in GIS using "Kostromskaya okcupid" as parameters. relax, a little anticlimactic.... http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3699788&pagenumber=81&perpage=40#post447679286 ROFLBOT fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Jul 16, 2015 |
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Jul 16, 2015 07:05
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the pics.
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ROFLBOT posted:relax, a little anticlimactic.... Too bad she's crazy. She's p cute imo
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Jul 16, 2015 07:12
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EZipperelli posted:Too bad she's crazy. She's p cute imo my unhinged russian cutie 
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Jul 16, 2015 08:01
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NWS https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/542878/Dating/2015-07-16%2022.23.50.png 40yo barmaid.
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Jul 17, 2015 18:25
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ROFLBOT posted:NWS https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/542878/Dating/2015-07-16%2022.23.50.png Might.
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Jul 17, 2015 18:29
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^ With those boobs sure why not Older lady hitting on me which was neat until she brought up she's fat activist. Kind went "eh" at the subject after some back and forth but then she throws out she only dates guys over 200 lbs. Which I'm not. Guess she makes exceptions for someone she thinks is cute imagine that. Sadly the first woman to chat me up first in months. Choice quote "I was anti gay marriage for a long time, but I changed. Think sizism is about where gay rights was 30 years ago"
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Jul 17, 2015 18:31
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ROFLBOT posted:NWS https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/542878/Dating/2015-07-16%2022.23.50.png Hit that! Might be the best sex you'll ever have
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Jul 17, 2015 18:31
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She looks feisty.
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Jul 17, 2015 18:38
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I've found quite a few profiles that get the question wrong about STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to... I also found a profile of a woman who says she hates super logical people. Amusingly enough she failed the logic question, which is If some men are doctors, and some doctors are tall, does it follow that some men are tall?
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Jul 17, 2015 18:53
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actionjackson posted:I've found quite a few profiles that get the question wrong about STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to... These are both pretty simple, but how does anybody at all get them wrong in a world were Google exists?
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Jul 17, 2015 19:28
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Skippy McPants posted:These are both pretty simple, but how does anybody at all get them wrong in a world were Google exists?
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Jul 17, 2015 19:58
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Maybe they don't think it's an UNFORGIVABLE SIN to get a wrong answer on a dating site question and that's why they just answer and move on instead of sperging out over it like you dorks. Just brainstorming here.
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Jul 17, 2015 20:00
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Chomp8645 posted:Maybe they don't think it's an UNFORGIVABLE SIN to get a wrong answer on a dating site question and that's why they just answer and move on instead of sperging out over it like you dorks. I never said it was a sin of any kind, but if they're creating a dating profile I presume they care about making a good impression, yeah? It seems odd you wouldn't take the five seconds required to look up a correct answer.
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Jul 17, 2015 20:07
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Chomp8645 posted:Maybe they don't think it's an UNFORGIVABLE SIN to get a wrong answer on a dating site question and that's why they just answer and move on instead of sperging out over it like you dorks.
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Jul 17, 2015 20:25
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Chomp8645 posted:Maybe they don't think it's an UNFORGIVABLE SIN to get a wrong answer on a dating site question and that's why they just answer and move on instead of sperging out over it like you dorks. It just gives a bad impression, just like having a profile full of spelling or grammar mistakes.
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Jul 17, 2015 20:33
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Have they solved the problem of too many fat girls choosing "athletic" and "normal"
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Jul 17, 2015 20:35
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Grimlook posted:Hit that! Might be the best sex you'll ever have She looks like she might pull your dick off while riding you with those viking thighs. Go for it!
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Jul 17, 2015 20:35
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ElGroucho posted:Have they solved the problem of too many fat girls choosing "athletic" and "normal" I saw a profile today where the woman was clearly overweight, yet listed herself as average. She commented she's "more muscular than she appears."
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Jul 17, 2015 20:36
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Yawgmoth posted:I too enjoy massive unwarranted hyperbole. I bet we would make great friends! But first I have a few SAT questions I need you to either answer correctly, or press this giant Skip button. I can't stay mad at you, pikachú. Anyway I feel like the importance of a lot of those questions are overrated in general. I honestly don't read most of them. Usually by the end of the profile I'm either intrigued or not and that's enough to send a message or not. ElGroucho posted:Have they solved the problem of too many fat girls choosing "athletic" and "normal" That particular problem is unsolvable.
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Jul 17, 2015 20:51
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Chomp8645 posted:Maybe they don't think it's an UNFORGIVABLE SIN to get a wrong answer on a dating site question and that's why they just answer and move on instead of sperging out over it like you dorks. answering "the earth" on the "which is bigger, the earth or the sun?" question is pretty unforgivable imo
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Jul 17, 2015 20:53
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Also if they believe in some new age bullshit like a "healing energy" surrounding us or whatever
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Jul 17, 2015 20:57
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actionjackson posted:Also if they believe in some new age bullshit like a "healing energy" surrounding us or whatever Protip though if a girl unironically believes in "healing energy" she is probably a FREAK in the sheets.
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Jul 17, 2015 20:59
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I went out with a girl who said she does not believe in dinosaurs in her questions
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Jul 17, 2015 21:00
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actionjackson posted:It just gives a bad impression, just like having a profile full of spelling or grammar mistakes. It gives YOU a bad impression, which is fine because he/she probably isn't too concerned with impressing a dork who puts too much importance on answering a stupid logic question correctly. In all honesty, I answered those questions correctly because I also obsess over being correct, but I don't really care if a potential partner would answer it correctly, because I'm not looking to get with an obsessive nerd like myself. Variety is the spice of life and all that.
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Jul 17, 2015 21:05
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The B_36 posted:It gives YOU a bad impression, which is fine because he/she probably isn't too concerned with impressing a dork who puts too much importance on answering a stupid logic question correctly. Okay, so we are different  My mother taught high school English though so I've always been turned off by bad grammar and spelling.
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Jul 17, 2015 21:08
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JakeP posted:I went out with a girl who said she does not believe in dinosaurs in her questions How did it go?
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Jul 17, 2015 21:11
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actionjackson posted:Okay, so we are different I wasn't trying to be insulting, we're pretty much all obsessive dorks here, and I too would prefer that people use proper grammar and spelling. You limit yourself too much if you let stuff like that turn you off someone tho. My dorkiness hasn't subsided as I get into my late 30's, I've just become less obsessive about it. I actually initially got the "wheretofore" question wrong til I saw some girls profile with the right answer and a link to prove it. I should have tried to hookup with her.
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Jul 17, 2015 21:14
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The B_36 posted:I wasn't trying to be insulting, we're pretty much all obsessive dorks here, and I too would prefer that people use proper grammar and spelling. You limit yourself too much if you let stuff like that turn you off someone tho. My dorkiness hasn't subsided as I get into my late 30's, I've just become less obsessive about it. It doesn't mean I won't contact them, it's just a bit of a detraction. There isn't much that will be an automatic dealbreaker, that would something like has kids (or for sure wants them), smokes, doesn't like dogs, etc.
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Jul 17, 2015 21:42
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If you answer the exact opposite of most of the poo poo you actually believe, you'd probably end up with a pretty sexy dumb idiot for at least a night
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Jul 17, 2015 22:05
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ElGroucho posted:If you answer the exact opposite of most of the poo poo you actually believe, you'd probably end up with a pretty sexy dumb idiot for at least a night What if you are already a sexy dumb idiot and then answer them backwards? Will you end up with a hyper-intelligent troll face?
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